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(New York Daily News)   I said, MALL SANTA STUNS SHY 3-YEAR-OLD DEAF BOY BY USING SIGN LANGUAGE   (nydailynews.com) divider line 15
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2012-12-25 12:26:37 AM
7 votes:
I usually stun 3-year-olds with a Taser.
2012-12-25 12:45:53 AM
6 votes:
For those too young to understand Subby's joke -
t1.gstatic.com
2012-12-25 12:33:33 AM
4 votes:
assets.nydailynews.com

Some men came to the homeless shelter and offered me a tub of Crisco if I would wear this costume. They injected a paralytic agent into my spinal cord and propped me up in this chair and had kids fart on my knees. Kill me. I'm begging you. Please. KILL ME.
2012-12-25 12:24:25 AM
4 votes:
THE KID WASN'T BLIND, SUBBY!
2012-12-25 01:08:13 AM
3 votes:
Just remembering the reason for the season. As I recall, God purposely made it difficult for mankind to communicate with one another. Also, the tyke probably shouldn't be allowed in church.

/I don't make the rules
//Merry Christmas!
2012-12-25 12:59:28 AM
3 votes:
www.allwrestlingsuperstars.com
2012-12-25 01:55:41 AM
2 votes:

What_Would_Jimi_Do: art_shamsky: My sons' mom took the boys

sounds like todays episode of maury


Good enough excuse for this before bed.

www.joeydevilla.com
2012-12-25 02:55:50 AM
1 votes:
ASL was one of the best things I ever learned - and I would encourage everyone to learn a few basic signs.

Also,
Glædelig jul og godt nytår!
2012-12-25 02:19:18 AM
1 votes:

buckeyebrain: Because it's been so long since the last time some hearing idiot made an audist all-caps headline in response to a Deaf-related story.


thatsaudist.gif?
2012-12-25 02:02:03 AM
1 votes:
it's fine to be deaf but shyness is total self-involvement. get over yourself, three year old. four comes around mighty fast and you'll be nothing, just nothing.
2012-12-25 01:31:22 AM
1 votes:
Doh!
2012-12-25 01:01:44 AM
1 votes:
CSB:
Volunteered to be a Santa for the UW one year.
They didn't tell me
a) All the kids were deaf.
b) All they had to gvie them was over ripe bananas.
c) How to say anything in ASL.

/Learned a lot since then
End CSB:
2012-12-25 12:34:08 AM
1 votes:
Even as he attended to the other children

Groan...

/Still a sweet story
//Just hit me right before the pay off
///Like my master
2012-12-25 12:27:29 AM
1 votes:
Sure, but can he fly an airplane solo across the Pacific?
2012-12-25 12:27:08 AM
1 votes:
I got to 'stuns' and thought one of them had finally snapped and started tasering kids.
 
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