AverageAmericanGuy: He gunned the engine and spun the tires to get the ice to melt.
This About That: I think maybe Christmas was invented back before the automobile was the center of civilization.
dillenger69: Weather's not to bad this time of year in Seattle. Maybe a bit of rain but that's about it.
I Like Bread: I find snow driving to be relaxing. I popped over to my favorite diner just two hours ago.*shrug*Ease up on the pedals and don't jerk the wheel. What exactly is difficult about that?
Dwight_Yeast: The whole point is that you shouldn't be going anywhere at midwinter. You should be going you have enough stores to get through the other half and staying warm and safe with your family.
ExperianScaresCthulhu: Some people don't get to travel.First World Problems.Rich People Problems.It's like biatching about having too much to eat because you wanted this spice instead of that spice, and are oblivious to the majority who have no spices at all, let alone too much to eat.
baronvonzipper: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Some people don't get to travel.First World Problems.Rich People Problems.It's like biatching about having too much to eat because you wanted this spice instead of that spice, and are oblivious to the majority who have no spices at all, let alone too much to eat.Did someone pee in your porridge?
StrandedInAZ: It was 60 here yesterday. That's chilly for us this time of year./former Pennsylvanian//still not used to warm Christmases
Gig103: Blame the Romans for stealing the winter solstice celebrations from the pagans.
Dwight_Yeast: It's been in the 60s here in Philly quite a bit this month. It's supposed to be in the 50s in the next couple of days.
Elvis_Bogart: I still want to know whose bright idea it was to schedule the Holidays during the busiest travel period.
arghyematey: It's 75 here in Central FL! I forget what the cold feels like. (Native Kansan)
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