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(WTOP)   What's worse than opening a storage unit and finding it full of snakes? Opening a storage unit and finding it full of snakes ON FIRE   (wtop.com) divider line 54
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2012-12-24 11:56:17 PM  
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2012-12-25 12:17:03 AM  
No word on whether the snakes are OK...
 
2012-12-25 12:21:01 AM  
Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?
 
2012-12-25 12:22:18 AM  
Now *that's* the WOW factor
 
2012-12-25 12:23:16 AM  
auctionstx.com

unavailable for questioning
 
2012-12-25 12:23:20 AM  
glasshalffooldotcom.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-25 12:24:50 AM  

zulius: [glasshalffooldotcom.files.wordpress.com image 300x227]


Curse you, quicker Farker!
 
2012-12-25 12:26:19 AM  
Snakes on a Plane 2: Snakes on Fire on a Plane
 
2012-12-25 12:26:57 AM  

zulius: [glasshalffooldotcom.files.wordpress.com image 300x227]


Nicely done.
 
2012-12-25 12:27:13 AM  

Hobodeluxe: [auctionstx.com image 300x400]

unavailable for questioning


Can't he just be shoved into said storage unit that's full of snakes on fire?
 
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2012-12-25 12:28:46 AM  
I used to work for a very small carpet cleaning company during college and we used a storage garage to keep the van and supplies in. During the winter we would run a small space heater in the van plugged into the light in the garage so the pipes wouldn't freeze. Every single day I showed up for work I expected to see police and firetrucks.
 
2012-12-25 12:29:56 AM  
What a dumb-ass.

It's been a while since I've been inside a self-storage unit. Is it normal for them to have electrical power available to their renters? Also, I thought they were all made of cinder blocks and metal framing. Why so much fire damage?

I hope this particular renter had liability insurance. I'm guessing that while some of the destroyed units had junk people weren't quite ready to sell, others had valuable property inside. Financial records, if nothing else.
 
2012-12-25 12:33:16 AM  
Sounds like that could be the most awesome episode of Storage Wars.
 
2012-12-25 12:35:29 AM  
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2012-12-25 12:37:42 AM  
Boston, no snakes. New York, no snakes. Virginia, full of f*cking snakes!
 
2012-12-25 12:43:37 AM  
And the snakes shot BEES out of their mouths! Bees that were ON FIRE!!!

/I, for one, welcome our new bee shooting, immolated, ophidian overlords.
 
2012-12-25 12:44:17 AM  

Hobodeluxe: [auctionstx.com image 300x400]

unavailable for questioning


Flaming snakes? That's about $200 right there.
 
2012-12-25 12:51:07 AM  
Ya know, I might actually watch that episode. Of course, that would involve them doing a real show instead of two passes, the real auction and the camera session.
 
2012-12-25 12:51:15 AM  

zulius: [glasshalffooldotcom.files.wordpress.com image 300x227]


Thank you.
 
2012-12-25 12:55:53 AM  

zulius: [glasshalffooldotcom.files.wordpress.com image 300x227]


www.blindfiveyearold.com
 
2012-12-25 12:56:13 AM  
Damn you, Hester!
 
2012-12-25 12:58:45 AM  
Yes, that would be bad.
 
2012-12-25 01:03:22 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: What a dumb-ass.

It's been a while since I've been inside a self-storage unit. Is it normal for them to have electrical power available to their renters? Also, I thought they were all made of cinder blocks and metal framing. Why so much fire damage?

I hope this particular renter had liability insurance. I'm guessing that while some of the destroyed units had junk people weren't quite ready to sell, others had valuable property inside. Financial records, if nothing else.


It depends. Since he was using an extension cord to power the lamp, I'm going to guess he had to run it under the door to get to a power outlet outside the actual unit. You can rent climate controlled units with outlets inside them in some areas, but they're expensive.
 
2012-12-25 01:04:54 AM  
Did it at least come with a free frogurt?
 
2012-12-25 01:15:07 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: It's been a while since I've been inside a self-storage unit. Is it normal for them to have electrical power available to their renters? Also, I thought they were all made of cinder blocks and metal framing. Why so much fire damage?


It probably has a light inside. Said light socket can be turned into a plug for an extension cord.
www.coxhardware.com

As far as the fire? If there is a bunch of 'stuff'' in it besides the snakes, that will burn. Fire bleeds over into the next unit (they are not walled off that much), and poof....bunch of peoples stuff is gone.
 
2012-12-25 01:23:21 AM  
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"Jarrod better not bid on this unit."

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"$100!"

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"How does that idiot think we're going to sell snakes that are on fire?"

www.aetv.com
"Snakes on fire, that's a one hundred and five dollar bill all day long."
 
2012-12-25 01:35:22 AM  
Deserves the "Sad" tag. I feel bad for the snakes.
 
2012-12-25 01:47:50 AM  
burnt 32 other units? They don't have firewalls?
 
2012-12-25 01:49:39 AM  
Don't really understand the whole thing about keeping snakes as pets. I think they're kinda creepy to have hanging around a house (kinda like their keepers). Much better they be outside doing their snake thing.
But the dude that ruined a whole bunch of peoples stuff so he could keep his snakes warm! That douche better hope the other renters don't find out who he is.
 
2012-12-25 01:58:10 AM  
What's worse than opening a storage unit and finding it full of snakes ON FIRE?

Discovering you don't have any salt and pepper on hand.
 
2012-12-25 02:11:24 AM  
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/unimpressed
 
2012-12-25 02:13:32 AM  
it's not unusual in storage rental to have one socket. if they are of the old school variety they are of the sort that handles a very low current load so your tenants don't run power tools, heaters etcetera. watch as owner gets screwed by insurance company not paying off. someone running an extension cord like that in a professional storage unit, the owner/workers would have to be blind not to notice.
 
2012-12-25 02:19:05 AM  
I would make the case that snakes on fire is *better* than snakes NOT on fire.
 
2012-12-25 02:39:10 AM  

zulius: [glasshalffooldotcom.files.wordpress.com image 300x227]


So glad you did that!
 
2012-12-25 03:04:01 AM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: Huck And Molly Ziegler: It's been a while since I've been inside a self-storage unit. Is it normal for them to have electrical power available to their renters? Also, I thought they were all made of cinder blocks and metal framing. Why so much fire damage?

It probably has a light inside. Said light socket can be turned into a plug for an extension cord.
[www.coxhardware.com image 320x240]

As far as the fire? If there is a bunch of 'stuff'' in it besides the snakes, that will burn. Fire bleeds over into the next unit (they are not walled off that much), and poof....bunch of peoples stuff is gone.


????

Uh....

?????
 
2012-12-25 04:19:24 AM  
I'll tell you what I'm gonna give you, snakes! I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yella, no-good keisters out of my storage unit, before I pump your guts full of lead!

/Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!
//And a happy new year!
 
2012-12-25 04:26:54 AM  
You want one fer ya boy?

/seemed appropriate for the season...
 
2012-12-25 05:02:10 AM  

zulius: [glasshalffooldotcom.files.wordpress.com image 300x227]


Seconded
 
2012-12-25 07:15:07 AM  
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2012-12-25 07:40:18 AM  
I drove by that fire on my way home from a gig. It was massive. They had two ladder trucks, departments from all over the city, even some from Portsmouth as this place was right on the city line. Two firefighters were hurt and hospitalized and a bunch of people lost their posessions because of this guy warming his snakes.
 
2012-12-25 07:41:41 AM  
I'm pretty sure this is just a ripoff of a Japanese gameshow.

Also:

stuffershack.com

Disapproves.
 
2012-12-25 08:58:55 AM  
Enough is a enough! I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday storage unit!!
 
2012-12-25 09:17:22 AM  
So is that the "wow" factor?
 
2012-12-25 09:30:14 AM  

zulius: [glasshalffooldotcom.files.wordpress.com image 300x227]


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This is literally the only image that came to mind. This has made my day.
 
2012-12-25 10:42:17 AM  
Wow, thanks for all the Fark
 
2012-12-25 02:06:51 PM  
storage wars is fake.

(water is wet, more at 11?)
 
2012-12-25 02:49:50 PM  

zulius: [glasshalffooldotcom.files.wordpress.com image 300x227]


Came for PeeWee, thanks! XD
 
2012-12-25 04:48:27 PM  
Storage Wars gearing up for "sweeps week"? O_o'
 
2012-12-25 05:46:09 PM  
were they on a plane??
 
2012-12-25 08:04:06 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Snakes on a Plane 2: Snakes on Fire on a Plane Reptilian Pyrotechnic Boogaloo


Fixed for extra Farkiness.
 
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