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(WLWT)   If a lady has sex with you after you give her a place to stay and buy her a puppy, she may be grateful. She may also be HIV positive, crazy, and about to stab you in the back of the head   (wlwt.com ) divider line
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2012-12-24 11:11:43 PM  
3 votes:
Chewannabacca Henderson is charged with escape, theft and two counts of felonious assault.

Fixed.
2012-12-25 11:14:07 AM  
2 votes:

Jim4Prez: wombatsrus: I almost feel sorry for her, due to her having parents (or more likely, a parent) who named her "Chewanna". How the fark did they come up with that name??

Dad: Yo biatch, get yo azz ova here and suck mah d*ck.
Mom: Chewanna just have sex instead?



So it was all  just a misconception?
2012-12-25 04:42:53 AM  
2 votes:
FTFA: According to court documents, Henderson took an officer's keys, removed the cuffs and then tried to get away. A sergeant stopped her before she got to the door.

She then had sex with the sergeant, who bought her a puppy, and stabbed him in the back of the head.
2012-12-25 06:18:13 PM  
1 vote:
I just met you and this is crazy
Here's my penis... infect me, maybe?
2012-12-25 08:29:43 AM  
1 vote:

AbbeySomeone: So, what about the puppy?


It has AIDS too.
2012-12-25 07:27:42 AM  
1 vote:
But did the puppy taste good? That's what I want to know.
2012-12-25 07:00:55 AM  
1 vote:

zzrhardy: That lady fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.


Whomping Willow
2012-12-25 06:39:45 AM  
1 vote:

tinfoil-hat maggie: Oh my O_o
/Not sure if I wanna know


Just kidding.

It was a cinder block.
2012-12-25 06:18:17 AM  
1 vote:
I almost feel sorry for her, due to her having parents (or more likely, a parent) who named her "Chewanna". How the fark did they come up with that name??
2012-12-25 05:49:04 AM  
1 vote:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.


bwahahaha! you don't know men very well. most guys would fark trees if it felt good. seriously.
2012-12-25 03:00:33 AM  
1 vote:

Mangoose: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.

She looked much better in the dim light of the street corner.


Eh, I don't see anything that couldn't be fixed with some makeup... and tattoo removal... and cosmetic surgery... and a couple clips of silver bullets, a stake through the heart, and a large rock dropped on the skull.
2012-12-25 01:52:22 AM  
1 vote:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.


She looked much better in the dim light of the street corner.
2012-12-25 01:42:37 AM  
1 vote:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.


while they are around their friends they would. But when the bar is closing and they have enough alcohol in them....
 
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