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(WLWT)   If a lady has sex with you after you give her a place to stay and buy her a puppy, she may be grateful. She may also be HIV positive, crazy, and about to stab you in the back of the head   (wlwt.com) divider line 7
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2012-12-25 08:17:41 AM
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The Christmas before I headed out to Phoenix, I gave a homeless woman a place to stay for a few nights around this time of the year. She got a few hot meals, a safe place to sleep, a chance to launder her stuff, and certainly a hot shower or five. My way of paying it forward, I guess.

There is NOTHING in this world that I wanted less than a hummer or anything to do with her genitalia. Not because she was a dirty homeless person, but because I didn't know the woman in the least, and she was certainly in need of some help, and that sort of pay for play just isn't good for the soul. Did make a few calls to get her into a shelter, and get her to talking to some folks I knew in the area about a more permanent setting. You do what you can for folks, but if you're in it for the nooky, then to be fair, you deserve what you get...
2012-12-24 10:38:48 PM
2 votes:
That's no lady.
2012-12-25 11:02:45 AM
1 votes:
Please, don't give puppies to crazy people.
2012-12-25 08:23:32 AM
1 votes:

hubiestubert: The Christmas before I headed out to Phoenix, I gave a homeless woman a place to stay for a few nights around this time of the year. She got a few hot meals, a safe place to sleep, a chance to launder her stuff, and certainly a hot shower or five. My way of paying it forward, I guess.

There is NOTHING in this world that I wanted less than a hummer or anything to do with her genitalia. Not because she was a dirty homeless person, but because I didn't know the woman in the least, and she was certainly in need of some help, and that sort of pay for play just isn't good for the soul. Did make a few calls to get her into a shelter, and get her to talking to some folks I knew in the area about a more permanent setting. You do what you can for folks, but if you're in it for the nooky, then to be fair, you deserve what you get...


You sound decent 'n sh*t.
2012-12-25 08:15:19 AM
1 votes:

david_gaithersburg: Christmas puppy thread!
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My mom really wanted a dog and has for a while. I walked to Kroger's to get stamps and they were giving away border collie puppies. Needless to say I walked back home with a puppy.
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Her name is Cookie and the look on my mom's face when I brought her in was amazing well besides her crying.
/Cookie's gonna eat turkey today. :D
2012-12-25 03:37:41 AM
1 votes:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.


I don't think you know those males as well as you think you do. Many years ago I was hanging out with this younger guy. Not bad looking, young, reasonably fit, tall, blonde hair, gray eyes. One night while we were out and about he decides that since he's never been with a ... well, we'll say prostitute but that's being nice ... he'd like to see what that's like. Long story short, we end up in this motel room. I find a seat across the room (trying to get as far away from the action as I could) while he does what one usually does with a streetwalker. The lady in this article would be several steps up from what he ended up with that night.

I'm no Studman69, I've picked up a couple of women through the years that were coyote ugly, as well as a few that looked "okay" as long as the lights were dim and I had a few drinks in me. But I've seen a fair amount of guys ending up with somethingone like Chewanna Henderson just to get their rocks o ... er I mean ... their needs met.
2012-12-25 01:29:59 AM
1 votes:
I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.
 
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