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(WLWT)   If a lady has sex with you after you give her a place to stay and buy her a puppy, she may be grateful. She may also be HIV positive, crazy, and about to stab you in the back of the head   (wlwt.com) divider line 95
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2012-12-24 10:38:48 PM
That's no lady.
 
2012-12-24 10:51:49 PM

St_Francis_P: That's no lady.


Agreed - kinda fugly, and definitely not worth the HIV and stabbing

FTFA: According to court documents, Henderson took an officer's keys, removed the cuffs and then tried to get away. A sergeant stopped her before she got to the door.

So somehow she manages to lull men into complacency and then commit evil upon them... perhaps she's some sort of low-grade succubus?
 
2012-12-24 11:11:43 PM
Chewannabacca Henderson is charged with escape, theft and two counts of felonious assault.

Fixed.
 
2012-12-24 11:50:40 PM
Gooniegoogoo
 
2012-12-24 11:54:05 PM
If you're stabbed in the back of the head, HIV may not be such a major concern.
 
2012-12-25 12:06:52 AM
But these bad things might also not happen, so it's still worth the try, right?
 
2012-12-25 12:07:48 AM

reported: So somehow she manages to lull men into complacency and then commit evil upon them... perhaps she's some sort of low-grade succubus?


I much prefer the high-grade version.

www.syfy.com
 
2012-12-25 01:29:59 AM
I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.
 
2012-12-25 01:42:37 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.


while they are around their friends they would. But when the bar is closing and they have enough alcohol in them....
 
2012-12-25 01:52:22 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.


She looked much better in the dim light of the street corner.
 
2012-12-25 01:58:30 AM
The best part is that she got the keys to the handcuffs from the officer. What kind of power does she have to melt the minds of men? This is nightmare fuel before I go to sleep.
 
2012-12-25 03:00:33 AM

Mangoose: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.

She looked much better in the dim light of the street corner.


Eh, I don't see anything that couldn't be fixed with some makeup... and tattoo removal... and cosmetic surgery... and a couple clips of silver bullets, a stake through the heart, and a large rock dropped on the skull.
 
2012-12-25 03:37:41 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.


I don't think you know those males as well as you think you do. Many years ago I was hanging out with this younger guy. Not bad looking, young, reasonably fit, tall, blonde hair, gray eyes. One night while we were out and about he decides that since he's never been with a ... well, we'll say prostitute but that's being nice ... he'd like to see what that's like. Long story short, we end up in this motel room. I find a seat across the room (trying to get as far away from the action as I could) while he does what one usually does with a streetwalker. The lady in this article would be several steps up from what he ended up with that night.

I'm no Studman69, I've picked up a couple of women through the years that were coyote ugly, as well as a few that looked "okay" as long as the lights were dim and I had a few drinks in me. But I've seen a fair amount of guys ending up with somethingone like Chewanna Henderson just to get their rocks o ... er I mean ... their needs met.
 
2012-12-25 04:42:53 AM
FTFA: According to court documents, Henderson took an officer's keys, removed the cuffs and then tried to get away. A sergeant stopped her before she got to the door.

She then had sex with the sergeant, who bought her a puppy, and stabbed him in the back of the head.
 
2012-12-25 05:14:32 AM
Cyanide & Happiness comic from 2 weeks ago:

Link
 
2012-12-25 05:24:36 AM
Merry Christmas?.
 
2012-12-25 05:32:37 AM
Anyone know her OKCupid profile handle?
 
2012-12-25 05:49:04 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.


bwahahaha! you don't know men very well. most guys would fark trees if it felt good. seriously.
 
2012-12-25 05:55:39 AM

Relatively Obscure: Chewannabacca Henderson is charged with escape, theft and two counts of felonious assault.

Fixed.


She does look like someone who could rip my arms off....i'll give you that.
 
2012-12-25 06:00:13 AM

KrispyKritter: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.

bwahahaha! you don't know men very well. most guys would fark trees if it felt good. seriously.


True that, I remember some outstanding crazy men and that was in a gay bar, so, I'm guessing there are a lot of crazy men same as there is crazy women.
 
2012-12-25 06:11:31 AM
You know, normally there is the warning of something like: "Really HOT CHICK" or something that would make us put up our guard when we clicked the link.

Subby, you are evil.
You B*st*rd.
 
2012-12-25 06:12:27 AM
thats why we invented dating.

*clicks link*

jesus christ was he visually impaired?
 
2012-12-25 06:17:39 AM

artthehypnotist: You know, normally there is the warning of something like: "Really HOT CHICK" or something that would make us put up our guard when we clicked the link.

Subby, you are evil.
You B*st*rd.


Heh, it wasn't a Sun article, reason #1 to always read the thread before clicking the link. and you really believed she'd be hot?
/Hmmmm
 
2012-12-25 06:18:07 AM
"That's amoreeee"
 
2012-12-25 06:18:17 AM
I almost feel sorry for her, due to her having parents (or more likely, a parent) who named her "Chewanna". How the fark did they come up with that name??
 
2012-12-25 06:20:34 AM

KrispyKritter: most guys would fark trees if it felt good. seriously.


I once farked a brick. True story.
 
2012-12-25 06:23:15 AM

log_jammin: KrispyKritter: most guys would fark trees if it felt good. seriously.

I once farked a brick. True story.


Oh my O_o
/Not sure if I wanna know
 
2012-12-25 06:39:45 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Oh my O_o
/Not sure if I wanna know


Just kidding.

It was a cinder block.
 
2012-12-25 06:42:36 AM

log_jammin: tinfoil-hat maggie: Oh my O_o
/Not sure if I wanna know

Just kidding.

It was a cinder block.


Nope now you've got to tell the whole story.
 
2012-12-25 06:46:30 AM

wombatsrus: I almost feel sorry for her, due to her having parents (or more likely, a parent) who named her "Chewanna". How the fark did they come up with that name??


Trying to guess the feminine form of Chewbacca?
 
2012-12-25 06:50:54 AM
That lady fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
 
2012-12-25 07:00:55 AM

zzrhardy: That lady fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.


Whomping Willow
 
2012-12-25 07:01:10 AM

dbirchall: Eh, I don't see anything that couldn't be fixed with some makeup... and tattoo removal... and cosmetic surgery... and a couple clips of silver bullets, a stake through the heart, and a large rock dropped on the skull.


And of course the old, fake your death assume a new identity and move to a different continent.
 
2012-12-25 07:09:18 AM
The Aristoelves?
 
2012-12-25 07:10:59 AM

log_jammin: It was a cinder block


You're just bragging.

That lady (per say) could really f%ck a cinder block and leave it delirious.
 
2012-12-25 07:15:08 AM

KimJ: wombatsrus: I almost feel sorry for her, due to her having parents (or more likely, a parent) who named her "Chewanna". How the fark did they come up with that name??

Trying to guess the feminine form of Chewbacca?


Imagine the sound a goat would emit if you pulled it's arms out of it's sockets.

Now add tits..
 
2012-12-25 07:18:10 AM
Seven words in and you lost most farkers.
 
2012-12-25 07:18:31 AM
Has anyone seen the puppy?

Better yet where might it be?
 
2012-12-25 07:19:33 AM
Article failed to mention that the victim was blind.

He'd have to be.

www.wlwt.com
 
2012-12-25 07:24:15 AM

log_jammin: Just kidding.

It was a cinder block.


That puts the cinder in cinderella.
 
2012-12-25 07:27:42 AM
But did the puppy taste good? That's what I want to know.
 
2012-12-25 07:46:08 AM
No good deed.
 
2012-12-25 07:52:01 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: artthehypnotist: You know, normally there is the warning of something like: "Really HOT CHICK" or something that would make us put up our guard when we clicked the link.

Subby, you are evil.
You B*st*rd.

Heh, it wasn't a Sun article, reason #1 to always read the thread before clicking the link. and you really believed she'd be hot?
/Hmmmm


No, not at all, but I did not need to have my eyeballs exploded before I go out for Christmas breakfast. With all the stores closed, do you know how hard it is to find Eye Bleach?
 
2012-12-25 07:56:21 AM
He was gonna marry that whore.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-25 07:58:54 AM

bdub77: He was gonna marry that who-ore.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 250x342]


FTFY
 
2012-12-25 08:00:21 AM
What's his TF login?
 
2012-12-25 08:01:04 AM
Christmas puppy thread!
rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-12-25 08:04:24 AM
So, what about the puppy?
 
2012-12-25 08:15:19 AM

david_gaithersburg: Christmas puppy thread!
[rlv.zcache.com image 400x400]


My mom really wanted a dog and has for a while. I walked to Kroger's to get stamps and they were giving away border collie puppies. Needless to say I walked back home with a puppy.
i.imgur.com
Her name is Cookie and the look on my mom's face when I brought her in was amazing well besides her crying.
/Cookie's gonna eat turkey today. :D
 
2012-12-25 08:17:06 AM

AbbeySomeone: So, what about the puppy?


she slept with it too...
 
2012-12-25 08:17:41 AM
The Christmas before I headed out to Phoenix, I gave a homeless woman a place to stay for a few nights around this time of the year. She got a few hot meals, a safe place to sleep, a chance to launder her stuff, and certainly a hot shower or five. My way of paying it forward, I guess.

There is NOTHING in this world that I wanted less than a hummer or anything to do with her genitalia. Not because she was a dirty homeless person, but because I didn't know the woman in the least, and she was certainly in need of some help, and that sort of pay for play just isn't good for the soul. Did make a few calls to get her into a shelter, and get her to talking to some folks I knew in the area about a more permanent setting. You do what you can for folks, but if you're in it for the nooky, then to be fair, you deserve what you get...
 
2012-12-25 08:23:32 AM

hubiestubert: The Christmas before I headed out to Phoenix, I gave a homeless woman a place to stay for a few nights around this time of the year. She got a few hot meals, a safe place to sleep, a chance to launder her stuff, and certainly a hot shower or five. My way of paying it forward, I guess.

There is NOTHING in this world that I wanted less than a hummer or anything to do with her genitalia. Not because she was a dirty homeless person, but because I didn't know the woman in the least, and she was certainly in need of some help, and that sort of pay for play just isn't good for the soul. Did make a few calls to get her into a shelter, and get her to talking to some folks I knew in the area about a more permanent setting. You do what you can for folks, but if you're in it for the nooky, then to be fair, you deserve what you get...


You sound decent 'n sh*t.
 
2012-12-25 08:29:43 AM

AbbeySomeone: So, what about the puppy?


It has AIDS too.
 
2012-12-25 08:39:55 AM
i.qkme.me

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2012-12-25 08:54:16 AM
DRTFA. Hmmm... Chewanna Henderson. Hmmm... Is she, by chance, a typical Obama voter?
 
2012-12-25 08:59:06 AM

KrispyKritter: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.

bwahahaha! you don't know men very well. most guys would fark trees if it felt good. seriously.


Most women would fark chocolate trees if money fell from them.
 
2012-12-25 09:15:13 AM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: DRTFA. Hmmm... Chewanna Henderson. Hmmm... Is she, by chance, a typical Obama voter?


www.celebrityhousegossip.com
If yeeeeeeeew can't tell from the pic already in the thread....you might be a Romney voter.
 
2012-12-25 09:21:12 AM

wombatsrus: I almost feel sorry for her, due to her having parents (or more likely, a parent) who named her "Chewanna". How the fark did they come up with that name??


Cepacol was already taken.
 
2012-12-25 09:21:53 AM
She stabbed in the back of the muther farking head.   Who gets to keep her, him or the dog?
 
2012-12-25 09:45:39 AM

mraudacia: thats why we invented dating.

*clicks link*

jesus christ was he visually impaired?


She is what is is known colloquially as a "three bagger".
 
2012-12-25 09:49:25 AM
Criminy. I work with two women who are only *slightly* less trashy. Yet one of them is apparently getting married next summer once the ring-pop is off layaway.

A stiff dick has no conscience, and for every disgusting woman, there's an equally disgusting guy desperately happy to finally be getting some.
 
2012-12-25 09:58:37 AM
The victim was taken to an area hospital. Police said his injuries were not life-threatening.

Silly woman, thinking she could penetrate a head as hard as his.
 
2012-12-25 10:10:02 AM

Relatively Obscure: Chewannabacca Henderson is charged with escape, theft and two counts of felonious assault.

Fixed.


Looking for this.

Satisfied.
 
2012-12-25 10:32:53 AM
She looks like a giant HIV virus. Apparently HIV is mutating worse than anyone initially thought.
 
2012-12-25 10:37:17 AM
"A 33-year-old woman, who tested positive for HIV, admitted to knowingly having sex with a stabbing victim, according to police."

The article makes the fact that he was a stabbing victim seem entirely incidental...
 
2012-12-25 10:40:29 AM

Nightjars: "A 33-year-old woman, who tested positive for HIV, admitted to knowingly having sex with a stabbing victim, according to police."

The article makes the fact that he was a stabbing victim seem entirely incidental...


Some people consider getting stabbed a lesser harm than being exposed to HIV.
 
2012-12-25 10:41:40 AM

AbbeySomeone: Some people consider getting stabbed a lesser harm than being exposed to HIV.


You'd think that they'd at least mention the connection that it was she who actually did the stabbing..
 
2012-12-25 10:46:35 AM

A Terrible Human: david_gaithersburg: Christmas puppy thread!
[rlv.zcache.com image 400x400]

My mom really wanted a dog and has for a while. I walked to Kroger's to get stamps and they were giving away border collie puppies. Needless to say I walked back home with a puppy.
[i.imgur.com image 850x529]
Her name is Cookie and the look on my mom's face when I brought her in was amazing well besides her crying.
/Cookie's gonna eat turkey today. :D


Wonderful! Be aware that turkey meat is ok, turkey skin is a major no, it causes pancreatitis in dogs.
 
2012-12-25 10:47:04 AM
imageshack.us

Merry Christmas. Here's your eyebleach.
 
2012-12-25 10:57:58 AM

wombatsrus: I almost feel sorry for her, due to her having parents (or more likely, a parent) who named her "Chewanna". How the fark did they come up with that name??


Dad: Yo biatch, get yo azz ova here and suck mah d*ck.
Mom: Chewanna just have sex instead?
 
2012-12-25 11:02:45 AM
Please, don't give puppies to crazy people.
 
2012-12-25 11:06:48 AM

fusillade762: suckyerbust


Yes.
 
2012-12-25 11:14:07 AM

Jim4Prez: wombatsrus: I almost feel sorry for her, due to her having parents (or more likely, a parent) who named her "Chewanna". How the fark did they come up with that name??

Dad: Yo biatch, get yo azz ova here and suck mah d*ck.
Mom: Chewanna just have sex instead?



So it was all  just a misconception?
 
2012-12-25 11:15:45 AM
Dude....that's a hard 44.
 
2012-12-25 11:22:47 AM
I let a fellow artist live with me for a month earlier this year. She was down on her luck and it was either stay at my place or end up on the streets. Some guys would have demanded sex in return for a place to crash, but that seemed to me like a pretty slimy thing to do. It was kinda tough trying to live with her as I had to alter my lifestyle quite a bit, but I figure I stored up quite a bit of good karma...

/auf wiedersehen
 
2012-12-25 11:42:17 AM

MagSeven: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: DRTFA. Hmmm... Chewanna Henderson. Hmmm... Is she, by chance, a typical Obama voter?

[www.celebrityhousegossip.com image 237x321]
If yeeeeeeeew can't tell from the pic already in the thread....you might be a Romney voter.


Humor meter broken?
 
2012-12-25 12:25:09 PM

Amos Quito: Jim4Prez: wombatsrus: I almost feel sorry for her, due to her having parents (or more likely, a parent) who named her "Chewanna". How the fark did they come up with that name??

Dad: Yo biatch, get yo azz ova here and suck mah d*ck.
Mom: Chewanna just have sex instead?


So it was all  just a misconception?


***puts on sunglasses***
yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
 
2012-12-25 12:40:45 PM
Chewanna?

No. No I don't
 
2012-12-25 02:37:22 PM

KimJ: wombatsrus: I almost feel sorry for her, due to her having parents (or more likely, a parent) who named her "Chewanna". How the fark did they come up with that name??


I definitely would not wannachew on that!
 
2012-12-25 03:36:36 PM
Chewanna? No, no I really don't. Thanks though.
 
2012-12-25 03:37:25 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: MagSeven: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: DRTFA. Hmmm... Chewanna Henderson. Hmmm... Is she, by chance, a typical Obama voter?

[www.celebrityhousegossip.com image 237x321]
If yeeeeeeeew can't tell from the pic already in the thread....you might be a Romney voter.

Humor meter broken?


My gf's family has invaded for the holiday. My humor meter went kaput days ago.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-25 03:57:13 PM

St_Francis_P: That's no lady human.


FTFY
 
2012-12-25 04:34:24 PM
When I was an undergrad and stuff was a lot less high tech, our college had a dot matrix printer with a spool queue on the uni mainframe, and the routing address was CHU#ANA. You can guess how it was pronounced.

/ what is it with American blacks and weird made up names?
 
2012-12-25 05:41:35 PM
I'm torn, was there butt secks involved?

/dnrta
 
2012-12-25 06:16:45 PM
AverageAmericanGuy:

If you're stabbed in the back of the head, HIV may not be such a major concern.

Speaking of which, is it easy for a man to catch HIV from a woman through vaginal sex or to get infected by receiving a BJ from either sex? Barring spurting blood and gaping wounds, I mean. I see what the CDC says but ~25 years ago there was a lot of back-&-forth about this and I lost track since then.

I'd rather have a BJ than get stabbed in the head unless the stabbing was immediately fatal, in which case I wouldn't complain at all. Ya gotta pity the poor guy who couldn't do better than this lady though.
 
2012-12-25 06:18:13 PM
I just met you and this is crazy
Here's my penis... infect me, maybe?
 
2012-12-25 06:42:07 PM
Real Women Drink Akvavit:

I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.

You must know a lot of gorgeous, surfeited and substance-free dudes then. As a chubby, balding, funny-looking and broke 49 year old I understand a willingness to give even people allegedly like the accused an initial hearing, but she'd not be high on my list of people to give puppies to. Not yet. Give me a few more years of hard drinking alone and my opinion might change.

By the way, when will female hookers catch on to the idea of glory holes? When I was 19, very stoned, half-drunk and not of sound mind it almost floored me when, as I was leaving, I looked back to see the person in the next booth come out: my erstwhile fellator was an ugly 70 year old man with obvious old-people's health problems. There was nothing to do at that point but shrug it off with "At least it was FREE!"

So even a woman like this could make a buck or two that way. As Lenny Bruce said "men can fark mud," though it seldom hurts to not be sure how close to mud you got this time.

You could have a barker out front: "Step right up, fella! Only five measly dollars!" That said, you'll get more repeat customers if you put the goat in the stall backwards.
 
2012-12-25 06:45:31 PM
AbbeySomeone:

So, what about the puppy?

I was wondering that myself.

Face it Abbey S., we were truly Meant To Be!
 
2012-12-25 06:51:25 PM

bencoon: Criminy.

I work with two women who are only *slightly* less trashy. Yet one of them is apparently getting married next summer once the ring-pop is off layaway.

A stiff dick has no conscience, and for every disgusting woman, there's an equally disgusting guy desperately happy to finally be getting some.


Don't stand there jawing, move along and take your turn. It'll be cold tonight and the line goes half a mile already.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-25 09:33:18 PM

here to help: I just met you and this is crazy
Here's my penis... infect me, maybe?


O....M...F....G! that's farking hilarious....
Dammit, can't get that verse outta my head now, UGH.
 
2012-12-25 10:09:26 PM

ParaHandy: what is it with American blacks and weird made up names?


As far as I can tell, they're trying to come up with names that "sound African."

Difficulty level?  Fifty-odd countries, most with multiple tribes and tribal languages, six different families of languages around the continent, and of course most people have no idea what country or tribe their ancestors were from, beyond people saying "you look Hausa" or "you look Yoruba" or whatever.  By corollary, they also have no knowledge of that tribe's language, naming practices, etc.

The more bookish ones, therefore, turn to books of "African Baby Names," and wind up giving their kids names from Swahili like "Imani" or "Maisha" - never mind that it's a language from the wrong side of the continent.  Or, if they don't want to make that mistake, they embrace the rich historical traditions of African-Americans, which stretch all the way back to 1966, and name them after the concepts of Kwanzaa.  I kid you not; I've known someone named "Kykujichagulia."  Oh, and failing either of those, yeah, they make them up.  Like that guy's siblings, Kykhaura and Kykiamisha.  And the lady we're currently talking about.

To be fair, of course, there are plenty of folk of other races who also have little idea of their ancestry or linguistic history, and end up giving their kids "stripper names" or whatever.  A friend of mine used to scan the vital stats page in a newspaper from Hawaii and blog about the baby names - often they combine misspellings with names from 2 or 3 languages, including the obligatory 20+ character Hawaiian middle name.  I glanced at the ones from a couple weeks ago, and little "Trylyn Hokulanimaimakanapoinaole Azlyn Cody Corotan" is going to be pissed when she finds out she has to sign her full name umpteen times for a mortgage.

Meanwhile, actual Africans are either giving their kids names from European languages, or names that mean something in their real local language.   I'm married to a <a href="http://jephrey.blogspot.com/2007/08/bakiga-aggressive-lovers.ht ml">Mukiga</a>, and she and her siblings have names that are either biblical or "perfectly normal English names."  Things like Bob, Dan, Josh, Esther.  Their second names - their family doesn't pass down the father's name - are in a tribal language and are about peace, praise, which twin came first, or whatever.  A Nigerian I work with, on the other hand, is "Oluwatobi Oluwatomilola" both of which are something about how great God is, or something like that.  Tomi, for short.

My dual-citizen daughter has a perfectly normal English first name (one of the top 10 most popular names for girls) and a middle name from one of the several tribal languages my wife speaks.  It turns out her middle name is also a word in Finnish - I'll have to ask my Finnish-Japanese co-worker whether anyone in Finland would ever give their kid "fishing line" as a middle name.
 
2012-12-25 11:50:00 PM

The One True TheDavid: Speaking of which, is it easy for a man to catch HIV from a woman through vaginal sex or to get infected by receiving a BJ from either sex? Barring spurting blood and gaping wounds, I mean. I see what the CDC says but ~25 years ago there was a lot of back-&-forth about this and I lost track since then.


The risk is pretty low for HIV, though not for more tradition STD's. Herpes sucks and Hep C can kill you, neither one goes away. Not to mention the risk of aquiring children.
 
2012-12-26 01:45:50 AM

The One True TheDavid: Real Women Drink Akvavit:

I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.

You must know a lot of gorgeous, surfeited and substance-free dudes then. As a chubby, balding, funny-looking and broke 49 year old I understand a willingness to give even people allegedly like the accused an initial hearing, but she'd not be high on my list of people to give puppies to. Not yet. Give me a few more years of hard drinking alone and my opinion might change.

By the way, when will female hookers catch on to the idea of glory holes? When I was 19, very stoned, half-drunk and not of sound mind it almost floored me when, as I was leaving, I looked back to see the person in the next booth come out: my erstwhile fellator was an ugly 70 year old man with obvious old-people's health problems. There was nothing to do at that point but shrug it off with "At least it was FREE!"

So even a woman like this could make a buck or two that way. As Lenny Bruce said "men can fark mud," though it seldom hurts to not be sure how close to mud you got this time.

You could have a barker out front: "Step right up, fella! Only five measly dollars!" That said, you'll get more repeat customers if you put the goat in the stall backwards.


You sir can tell a very interesting story. Not too many people can. If you're not already, I'd consider becoming a writer. Serious.
 
2012-12-26 04:45:16 AM
Thought this would be posted by now

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2012-12-26 11:17:32 AM

nytmare: Thought this would be posted by now


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