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(WLWT)   If a lady has sex with you after you give her a place to stay and buy her a puppy, she may be grateful. She may also be HIV positive, crazy, and about to stab you in the back of the head   (wlwt.com) divider line 95
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2012-12-24 10:38:48 PM
That's no lady.
 
2012-12-24 10:51:49 PM

St_Francis_P: That's no lady.


Agreed - kinda fugly, and definitely not worth the HIV and stabbing

FTFA: According to court documents, Henderson took an officer's keys, removed the cuffs and then tried to get away. A sergeant stopped her before she got to the door.

So somehow she manages to lull men into complacency and then commit evil upon them... perhaps she's some sort of low-grade succubus?
 
2012-12-24 11:11:43 PM
Chewannabacca Henderson is charged with escape, theft and two counts of felonious assault.

Fixed.
 
2012-12-24 11:50:40 PM
Gooniegoogoo
 
2012-12-24 11:54:05 PM
If you're stabbed in the back of the head, HIV may not be such a major concern.
 
2012-12-25 12:06:52 AM
But these bad things might also not happen, so it's still worth the try, right?
 
2012-12-25 12:07:48 AM

reported: So somehow she manages to lull men into complacency and then commit evil upon them... perhaps she's some sort of low-grade succubus?


I much prefer the high-grade version.

www.syfy.com
 
2012-12-25 01:29:59 AM
I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.
 
2012-12-25 01:42:37 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.


while they are around their friends they would. But when the bar is closing and they have enough alcohol in them....
 
2012-12-25 01:52:22 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.


She looked much better in the dim light of the street corner.
 
2012-12-25 01:58:30 AM
The best part is that she got the keys to the handcuffs from the officer. What kind of power does she have to melt the minds of men? This is nightmare fuel before I go to sleep.
 
2012-12-25 03:00:33 AM

Mangoose: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.

She looked much better in the dim light of the street corner.


Eh, I don't see anything that couldn't be fixed with some makeup... and tattoo removal... and cosmetic surgery... and a couple clips of silver bullets, a stake through the heart, and a large rock dropped on the skull.
 
2012-12-25 03:37:41 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.


I don't think you know those males as well as you think you do. Many years ago I was hanging out with this younger guy. Not bad looking, young, reasonably fit, tall, blonde hair, gray eyes. One night while we were out and about he decides that since he's never been with a ... well, we'll say prostitute but that's being nice ... he'd like to see what that's like. Long story short, we end up in this motel room. I find a seat across the room (trying to get as far away from the action as I could) while he does what one usually does with a streetwalker. The lady in this article would be several steps up from what he ended up with that night.

I'm no Studman69, I've picked up a couple of women through the years that were coyote ugly, as well as a few that looked "okay" as long as the lights were dim and I had a few drinks in me. But I've seen a fair amount of guys ending up with somethingone like Chewanna Henderson just to get their rocks o ... er I mean ... their needs met.
 
2012-12-25 04:42:53 AM
FTFA: According to court documents, Henderson took an officer's keys, removed the cuffs and then tried to get away. A sergeant stopped her before she got to the door.

She then had sex with the sergeant, who bought her a puppy, and stabbed him in the back of the head.
 
2012-12-25 05:14:32 AM
Cyanide & Happiness comic from 2 weeks ago:

Link
 
2012-12-25 05:24:36 AM
Merry Christmas?.
 
2012-12-25 05:32:37 AM
Anyone know her OKCupid profile handle?
 
2012-12-25 05:49:04 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.


bwahahaha! you don't know men very well. most guys would fark trees if it felt good. seriously.
 
2012-12-25 05:55:39 AM

Relatively Obscure: Chewannabacca Henderson is charged with escape, theft and two counts of felonious assault.

Fixed.


She does look like someone who could rip my arms off....i'll give you that.
 
2012-12-25 06:00:13 AM

KrispyKritter: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.

bwahahaha! you don't know men very well. most guys would fark trees if it felt good. seriously.


True that, I remember some outstanding crazy men and that was in a gay bar, so, I'm guessing there are a lot of crazy men same as there is crazy women.
 
2012-12-25 06:11:31 AM
You know, normally there is the warning of something like: "Really HOT CHICK" or something that would make us put up our guard when we clicked the link.

Subby, you are evil.
You B*st*rd.
 
2012-12-25 06:12:27 AM
thats why we invented dating.

*clicks link*

jesus christ was he visually impaired?
 
2012-12-25 06:17:39 AM

artthehypnotist: You know, normally there is the warning of something like: "Really HOT CHICK" or something that would make us put up our guard when we clicked the link.

Subby, you are evil.
You B*st*rd.


Heh, it wasn't a Sun article, reason #1 to always read the thread before clicking the link. and you really believed she'd be hot?
/Hmmmm
 
2012-12-25 06:18:07 AM
"That's amoreeee"
 
2012-12-25 06:18:17 AM
I almost feel sorry for her, due to her having parents (or more likely, a parent) who named her "Chewanna". How the fark did they come up with that name??
 
2012-12-25 06:20:34 AM

KrispyKritter: most guys would fark trees if it felt good. seriously.


I once farked a brick. True story.
 
2012-12-25 06:23:15 AM

log_jammin: KrispyKritter: most guys would fark trees if it felt good. seriously.

I once farked a brick. True story.


Oh my O_o
/Not sure if I wanna know
 
2012-12-25 06:39:45 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Oh my O_o
/Not sure if I wanna know


Just kidding.

It was a cinder block.
 
2012-12-25 06:42:36 AM

log_jammin: tinfoil-hat maggie: Oh my O_o
/Not sure if I wanna know

Just kidding.

It was a cinder block.


Nope now you've got to tell the whole story.
 
2012-12-25 06:46:30 AM

wombatsrus: I almost feel sorry for her, due to her having parents (or more likely, a parent) who named her "Chewanna". How the fark did they come up with that name??


Trying to guess the feminine form of Chewbacca?
 
2012-12-25 06:50:54 AM
That lady fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
 
2012-12-25 07:00:55 AM

zzrhardy: That lady fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.


Whomping Willow
 
2012-12-25 07:01:10 AM

dbirchall: Eh, I don't see anything that couldn't be fixed with some makeup... and tattoo removal... and cosmetic surgery... and a couple clips of silver bullets, a stake through the heart, and a large rock dropped on the skull.


And of course the old, fake your death assume a new identity and move to a different continent.
 
2012-12-25 07:09:18 AM
The Aristoelves?
 
2012-12-25 07:10:59 AM

log_jammin: It was a cinder block


You're just bragging.

That lady (per say) could really f%ck a cinder block and leave it delirious.
 
2012-12-25 07:15:08 AM

KimJ: wombatsrus: I almost feel sorry for her, due to her having parents (or more likely, a parent) who named her "Chewanna". How the fark did they come up with that name??

Trying to guess the feminine form of Chewbacca?


Imagine the sound a goat would emit if you pulled it's arms out of it's sockets.

Now add tits..
 
2012-12-25 07:18:10 AM
Seven words in and you lost most farkers.
 
2012-12-25 07:18:31 AM
Has anyone seen the puppy?

Better yet where might it be?
 
2012-12-25 07:19:33 AM
Article failed to mention that the victim was blind.

He'd have to be.

www.wlwt.com
 
2012-12-25 07:24:15 AM

log_jammin: Just kidding.

It was a cinder block.


That puts the cinder in cinderella.
 
2012-12-25 07:27:42 AM
But did the puppy taste good? That's what I want to know.
 
2012-12-25 07:46:08 AM
No good deed.
 
2012-12-25 07:52:01 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: artthehypnotist: You know, normally there is the warning of something like: "Really HOT CHICK" or something that would make us put up our guard when we clicked the link.

Subby, you are evil.
You B*st*rd.

Heh, it wasn't a Sun article, reason #1 to always read the thread before clicking the link. and you really believed she'd be hot?
/Hmmmm


No, not at all, but I did not need to have my eyeballs exploded before I go out for Christmas breakfast. With all the stores closed, do you know how hard it is to find Eye Bleach?
 
2012-12-25 07:56:21 AM
He was gonna marry that whore.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-25 07:58:54 AM

bdub77: He was gonna marry that who-ore.

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FTFY
 
2012-12-25 08:00:21 AM
What's his TF login?
 
2012-12-25 08:01:04 AM
Christmas puppy thread!
rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-12-25 08:04:24 AM
So, what about the puppy?
 
2012-12-25 08:15:19 AM

david_gaithersburg: Christmas puppy thread!
[rlv.zcache.com image 400x400]


My mom really wanted a dog and has for a while. I walked to Kroger's to get stamps and they were giving away border collie puppies. Needless to say I walked back home with a puppy.
i.imgur.com
Her name is Cookie and the look on my mom's face when I brought her in was amazing well besides her crying.
/Cookie's gonna eat turkey today. :D
 
2012-12-25 08:17:06 AM

AbbeySomeone: So, what about the puppy?


she slept with it too...
 
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