alexanderplatz: What's wrong with being sexy?
"But is it black enough?"
Swoop1809: "Arrange these by color""But they're all black, sir""Are they all black? Or are some black and some a slightly darker black? "
mansonozz: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x279]Blacker than the blackest black...times infinity.
Arkanaut: absorb stray light "in the ultraviolet, visible, infrared, and far-infrared regions.Wow. It'll even absorb light that isn't visible to the unaided human eye. This is actually blacker than black.
LesserEvil: [i.imgur.com image 640x360]"But is it black enough?"
The All-Powerful Atheismo: The best part about the material is that it has these weird black controls, which are labeled in black on a black background, a small black light lights up black to let you know you've done it.It's like a galactic hyper-hearse.
No Such Agency: GentlemanJ:See: the Unlight of Ungoliant.See also Hotblack Desiato and Disaster Area, if we're going to go full nerd :)
No Such Agency: GentlemanJ:No Such Agency: GentlemanJ:See: the Unlight of Ungoliant.See also Hotblack Desiato and Disaster Area, if we're going to go full nerd :)Ha! I'll top that--blacker than the Window into Nothing in "--And He Built A Crooked House--" by Heinlein.Oh no you din't. We are now at Maximum Nerd. The Ludicrous Speed of nerds, as it were.
Hawnkee: Meh...[www.naderlibrary.com image 640x480]
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