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(Washington Post)   Google and Microsoft trackers are showing different locations for Santa. This can only mean one thing: The jolly old elf is using multiple drone decoys   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 17
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2012-12-24 10:14:57 PM  
7 votes:
Apple maps has him somewhere near Neptune.
2012-12-24 10:20:33 PM  
3 votes:
Meanwhile, Apple Maps has him passing Jupiter.
2012-12-24 11:05:29 PM  
2 votes:
A second Santa has hit the other tower!
2012-12-24 10:37:29 PM  
2 votes:
Apple Maps last had him shot down over the Sea of Japan. He spun in. There were no survivors.
2012-12-24 10:22:07 PM  
2 votes:
No, dumbmitter: It means SANTA IS A NINJA.

God, people are so stupid sometimes.
2012-12-24 10:14:32 PM  
2 votes:

Fabric_Man: Since he's probably traveling faster than light, I'd say there are multiple quantum states of Santa.


No, Santa's a Time Lord.  How else can he travel the entire world in a day delivering presents?  His sled is his TARDIS that holds all the billions of presents, so he never has to refill at the North Pole.  He often is known for different "companions" like Befana or Krampus.  And just like the Doctor's regenerations, he appears to different people at different times with different faces, hence all the differing outfits and appearances in different cultures.  NORAD works with Torchwood, so they have the better tracker.
2012-12-24 11:32:08 PM  
1 votes:

NewportBarGuy: Apple Maps last had him shot down over the Sea of Japan. He spun in. There were no survivors.


Coincidentally, Santa's stint in Korea tonight took significantly longer than the actual Korean War.
2012-12-24 10:29:39 PM  
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Santa is working with quantum physics and Heisenberg uncertainty principles.

/and yes, I expect a Walter White pic as a reply


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2012-12-24 10:29:34 PM  
1 votes:
It's so cute and darling how much trouble we go through to violate children's trust.
2012-12-24 10:27:13 PM  
1 votes:
One is a decoy to draw enemy fire. The other delivers the goods.
2012-12-24 10:25:32 PM  
1 votes:

Twitch Boy: Meanwhile, Apple Maps has him passing Jupiter.


Now Apple Maps is showing him at Uranus.
2012-12-24 10:24:24 PM  
1 votes:
So, is this the "My parents told me Santa was real and now I'm a 25-35 year-old emotional cripple because of it and my parents are monsters" thread?

'Cause those are awesome.
2012-12-24 10:08:48 PM  
1 votes:
Chaff and flares.
2012-12-24 10:05:15 PM  
1 votes:
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2012-12-24 10:04:19 PM  
1 votes:
Since he's probably traveling faster than light, I'd say there are multiple quantum states of Santa.

"Better get to bed, Timmy. If you observe Santa, your bicycle will change into a dollhouse!"
2012-12-24 10:01:00 PM  
1 votes:
The fact that there are competing Santa trackers just shows you how much a of a joyless bunch of ass-farking capitalists these farking halfwits are.
2012-12-24 09:57:47 PM  
1 votes:
As if explaining mall santas to the kids wasn't hard enough, now I have to come up with some bullshiat about why Santa's being shown in two different places?

fark it. 2012, it's time to tell the kids that Santa ain't real. I give up.
 
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