Fabric_Man: Since he's probably traveling faster than light, I'd say there are multiple quantum states of Santa.
NewportBarGuy: Apple Maps last had him shot down over the Sea of Japan. He spun in. There were no survivors.
OtherLittleGuy: Santa is working with quantum physics and Heisenberg uncertainty principles./and yes, I expect a Walter White pic as a reply
Twitch Boy: Meanwhile, Apple Maps has him passing Jupiter.
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