starsrift: As if explaining mall santas to the kids wasn't hard enough, now I have to come up with some bullshiat about why Santa's being shown in two different places?fark it. 2012, it's time to tell the kids that Santa ain't real. I give up.
Fabric_Man: Since he's probably traveling faster than light, I'd say there are multiple quantum states of Santa."Better get to bed, Timmy. If you observe Santa, your bicycle will change into a dollhouse!"
mekki: And in a few years you won't have to worry about making up stuff at all because they'll be teenagers and won't listen to you, in the first place.
Fabric_Man: Since he's probably traveling faster than light, I'd say there are multiple quantum states of Santa.
fusillade762: Apple maps has him somewhere near Neptune.To map
nytmare: mekki: And in a few years you won't have to worry about making up stuff at all because they'll be teenagers and won't listen to you, in the first place.I would listen to you either if you spent my childhood lying to me.
Twitch Boy: Meanwhile, Apple Maps has him passing Jupiter.
mat catastrophe: The fact that there are competing Santa trackers just shows you how much a of a joyless bunch of ass-farking capitalists these farking halfwits are.
soaboutthat: Norad's Santa is much nicer.
Duck_of_Doom: NORAD works with Torchwood, so they have the better tracker.
OtherLittleGuy: Santa is working with quantum physics and Heisenberg uncertainty principles./and yes, I expect a Walter White pic as a reply
NewportBarGuy: Apple Maps last had him shot down over the Sea of Japan. He spun in. There were no survivors.
Mad_Radhu: If he is using drone decoys, this can only mean one thing:[img23.imageshack.us image 800x450]
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