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(Natural News)   It's that time of year again. Time for the McRib (or as they call it 'restructured meat technology')   (naturalnews.com) divider line 46
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2012-12-24 10:16:47 PM
Save your money this time. The McRib sucks every year at this time.
 
2012-12-24 10:20:19 PM
No I'm pretty sure everyone knows what's in it by now article writer. We don't care. We're still gonna eat them.
 
2012-12-24 10:22:23 PM
My favorite is when I get those little hard balls of cartilage in a bite. Yum!
 
2012-12-24 10:32:06 PM
Had my first one the other day. It's actually quite decent.
 
2012-12-24 10:50:09 PM
"Stop liking things I don't like!"

Or something like that.
 
2012-12-24 10:50:14 PM
Restructured meat technology...you mean Pamela Anderson?
 
2012-12-24 11:04:40 PM
the mcrib has been out for over a month
 
2012-12-24 11:05:09 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-24 11:27:12 PM
hog prices must be down
 
2012-12-24 11:29:45 PM
Old news is old. I've crushed at least half a dozen already.
 
2012-12-24 11:46:55 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: hog prices must be down


Why would that have anything to do with the mcrib?

I'm still convinced the mcrib is nothing more that the shiat they scrape up off hot dog and chicken processing plants forced together in a gelatinous hunk of shiat.

That shiat tastes worse than any school lunch I have ever eaten, I ate 3 bites and tossed the rest of mine in the trash.
 
2012-12-24 11:59:23 PM
images.wikia.com

Krusty: Listen, about the Ribwich. We won't be making them anymore. The animal we made them from is now extinct.
Homer: The pig?
Otto: The cow?
Krusty: You're way off. Think smaller... and more legs.
 
2012-12-25 12:00:48 AM
I got your "meat technology" right here, baby.
 
2012-12-25 12:09:38 AM
QuikTrip has virtually the same sandwich, just no onions and pickles.
 
2012-12-25 12:34:08 AM
The mcrib is nature's perfect food
 
2012-12-25 12:45:19 AM
And they're two for four dollars just down the block! Yee hah! Enjoy it while you can, guys, before the food fascists take away another pleasure from us. (I have it on good authority that Hitler started by banning Ding-Dongs.)

(They're nothing on the things they used to serve at the Korean deli I went to when I was living in NYC and it was 2 AM. Imagine something like a McRib, but which has been floating in a pool of grease, under a hot lamp, for at least 12 hours. The top is baked to a rusty brown by said lamp, while the grease-soaked bottom is color, and texture, of damp carboard. Oh, GODS, they were good, in a truly horrific way, and I miss them so much....)
 
2012-12-25 12:52:46 AM
Steak-Umms are also a restructured meat product and also delicious.
 
2012-12-25 01:03:14 AM
All this talk trying to diss the yoga mat aspect...

Who here has actually eaten yoga mat? It ain't as bad as some might think.
 
2012-12-25 01:09:16 AM
Widening waistline/tightening beltline? Hasn't this dumbass heard of longer belts?
 
2012-12-25 01:10:31 AM

croesius: All this talk trying to diss the yoga mat aspect...

Who here has actually eaten yoga mat? It ain't as bad as some might think.


I like eating yoga pants to get at the moist and meaty center. If you know what I mean.


/I mean oral sex with women in yoga pants
//lots of it
 
2012-12-25 01:13:09 AM

airsupport: I like eating yoga pants to get at the moist and meaty center. If you know what I mean.


Giggity.  Moist. Giggity.
 
2012-12-25 01:14:02 AM
Natural News? The anti-vaxxer and conspiracy theory pushing Natural News was linked to by Fark? smh
 
2012-12-25 01:33:53 AM

Superjoe: QuikTrip has virtually the same sandwich, just no onions and pickles.


Hehe, the Kwik Trip gas stations around here have that one as well, no onions no pickles. The sammich is much better that way, IMO.
 
2012-12-25 01:37:35 AM
These things are disgusting. And delicious.
 
2012-12-25 01:41:53 AM
The McRib is one of the nastiest things I've ever partially eaten
 
2012-12-25 01:57:43 AM
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2012-12-25 02:46:24 AM

netringer: Save your money this time. The McRib sucks every year at this time.


you shut your whore mouth. and, um, Merry Christmas.

Here's the real ugly side of the McRib: Fat bastard with no respect for my body, long ago I found one could buy all the ingredients in food stores (food store/supermarket: where non-hunters trade cash for food items) and joy of joys you could make a McFakeRib sammich in the lonely filth of your own humble abode.

That was until someone somehow saw to it that the fake textured shaped Flintstones Rib patty was yanked (yoink!) right off the supermarket shelves. Haven't seen them in years. My my my, who could be behind this? There's one conspiracy you can't blame on the Knights of Columbus or the Luminaires. All the signs are there. Ugly, ugly business.

/ due to the extensive erections in every Fark gun thread one has to assume 85% of Farks hunt and shoot their own meats, thus the definition of supermarket.
 
2012-12-25 02:47:28 AM

BigJake: The McRib is one of the nastiest things I've ever partially eaten


Yeah, I second that... Not only can I not understand why people eat the thing, what REALLY blows my mind is how excited people get when the shiatball resurfaces every year. I ate some pretty nasty things as a kid when my "parents" were abusing me, and I ate some pretty sketchy shiat in my 20's when money was so tight that many times "dinner" was a plate of rice with taco bell sauce on it, but I draw the farking line at the McRib. I'd rather go back to looking for things in the trash that didn't have too much debris on them than eat one of those.
 
2012-12-25 02:49:47 AM

Spanky_McFarksalot: hog prices must be down


I think it was the Economist who wrote an article on that. It's funny to think the McExecs are plotting cheap feed like the pigs get in the first place. F McD's.

Maybe the Castle, Chipotle or Wendy's.
 
2012-12-25 05:46:33 AM

clkeagle: [images.wikia.com image 260x197]

Krusty: Listen, about the Ribwich. We won't be making them anymore. The animal we made them from is now extinct.
Homer: The pig?
Otto: The cow?
Krusty: You're way off. Think smaller... and more legs.


My favorite Ribwich bit:
www.profdusecondaire.com
 
2012-12-25 08:14:45 AM
Ah, the McRib. An accidental success because McDonalds couldn't get chicken fast enough for their nuggets.
 
2012-12-25 09:18:05 AM
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"There's plenty of McRib for everyone!"
 
2012-12-25 09:36:02 AM
Keep your damned ribwich, why is the bacon mushroom melt at Wendy's a seasonal item?
 
2012-12-25 09:37:39 AM
eater.com
 
2012-12-25 10:52:57 AM
i always thought the chicken McTumors were nice.
 
2012-12-25 11:36:05 AM
Do they charge extra for the bone chips now? Yeah, I'll pass.

/Like the Alligator King said to his seventh son, "I haven't got the chops."
 
2012-12-25 12:15:10 PM
I had one this year. Not quite sure what the big deal is. One of the worst sandwiches available at McDonalds, and that's saying something.
 
2012-12-25 01:35:11 PM
On a side note, aren't all the anti-fun hippies always whining, "Well, if you HAVE to eat meat, you hideous atavistic villain, you, you ought to at least eat all of the animal, not just the tasty bits." Well, hippies, the McRib uses all the parts you otherwise couldn't PAY us to eat, so, you ought to be cheering McDonalds for reducing waste! (And increasing waist...)
 
2012-12-25 05:47:08 PM
I don't get the love for this product. I bought one two years ago, took a bite and promptly spit it out. It isn't bbq and it is not really pork.
You are better off ordering the Arch Deluxe
 
2012-12-25 11:31:25 PM

KrispyKritter: netringer: Save your money this time. The McRib sucks every year at this time.

you shut your whore mouth. and, um, Merry Christmas.

Here's the real ugly side of the McRib: Fat bastard with no respect for my body, long ago I found one could buy all the ingredients in food stores (food store/supermarket: where non-hunters trade cash for food items) and joy of joys you could make a McFakeRib sammich in the lonely filth of your own humble abode.

That was until someone somehow saw to it that the fake textured shaped Flintstones Rib patty was yanked (yoink!) right off the supermarket shelves. Haven't seen them in years. My my my, who could be behind this? There's one conspiracy you can't blame on the Knights of Columbus or the Luminaires. All the signs are there. Ugly, ugly business.

/ due to the extensive erections in every Fark gun thread one has to assume 85% of Farks hunt and shoot their own meats, thus the definition of supermarket.


Oncor still makes the BBQ ribs, made fake McRibs about a month ago.
 
2012-12-26 12:30:55 AM
I've eaten McRib sandwiches in Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum it put me in the hospital in Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrooke.
 
2012-12-26 08:39:34 AM
It's amazing how many people were born without taste buds. That shait is disgusting.
 
2012-12-26 08:44:19 AM

born_yesterday: I had one this year. Not quite sure what the big deal is. One of the worst sandwiches available at McDonalds, and that's saying something.


Don't understand either. It's not like decent BBQ joints can't be found in just about every major metropolitan area. Why subject oneself to this inferior crap from McDonald's?
 
2012-12-26 08:56:57 AM

Close2TheEdge: born_yesterday: I had one this year. Not quite sure what the big deal is. One of the worst sandwiches available at McDonalds, and that's saying something.

Don't understand either. It's not like decent BBQ joints can't be found in just about every major metropolitan area. Why subject oneself to this inferior crap from McDonald's?


Same reason you'd buy the hamburgers instead of hitting a local eatery for a better burger. It's fast and you're in a hurry.

It's just the pork equivalent of a hamburger.
 
2012-12-26 09:49:41 AM

Oldiron_79: Keep your damned ribwich, why is the bacon mushroom melt at Wendy's a seasonal item?


YES. Wendy's had them for a month in November and I had forgotten how damn good those things are.
 
2012-12-26 01:44:22 PM

croesius: All this talk trying to diss the yoga mat aspect...

Who here has actually eaten yoga mat? It ain't as bad as some might think.


I love the "Well, this ingredient is used in this OTHER product, and you wouldn't eat the other product, would you?" bit on that one.
 
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