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(USA Today)   Not News: Celebrity opens a restaurant. News: It's Hulk Hogan Fark: It's Hooters times ten with a mechanical shark ride   (usatoday.com ) divider line
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11357 clicks; posted to Business » on 24 Dec 2012 at 8:57 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-25 09:12:56 AM  
Its in Florida. Tampa no less.

If the food isn't god awful and the servers not retarded, it is going to do great.
 
2012-12-25 09:15:08 AM  

liam76: Its in Florida. Tampa no less.

If the food isn't god awful and the servers not retarded, it is going to do great.


Very true, Olive Garden is considered "Fine italian dining" in Tampa.... Taco Bell is considered fine mexican dining in tampa...
 
2012-12-25 09:39:18 AM  

fusillade762: Sounds like this is one theme restaurant that comes pre-shark jumped.


Mechanical shark?  You get to jump that shark.
 
2012-12-25 09:40:09 AM  

redmid17: GanjSmokr: amfv: FTFA: To go along with the beach theme, there's volleyball courts, fire pits, cabanas, tiki huts and cabanas.

The Hulkster really likes cabanas, it seems.

And we all know what you can do in a cabana that usually deserves being said twice...

Stampeding cattle through the vatican?


Kinkyyyyyyy.
 
2012-12-25 10:22:16 AM  

feckingmorons: It is on the way to my office in Tampa.  I will not be going there.


It is within walking distance of my office on Rocky Point.

I will not go on purpose, but I can see my Sales Manager having a "Team Building" meeting there.

/You should see him at Hooters. Huge Tipper.
 
2012-12-25 10:34:17 AM  

Misconduc: liam76: Its in Florida. Tampa no less.

If the food isn't god awful and the servers not retarded, it is going to do great.

Very true, Olive Garden is considered "Fine italian dining" in Tampa.... Taco Bell is considered fine mexican dining in tampa...


You are by Peebles BBQ. You have great food available right next door.
 
2012-12-25 11:10:48 AM  
I recommend the Love Spongecake. Very moist.
 
2012-12-25 03:47:30 PM  
You had me at "mechanical shark ride"
 
2012-12-25 05:00:24 PM  
whatistheexcel.com
You gotta try Heather Clem's Clams, BROTHER! They're the best in town, DUDE!
 
2012-12-25 05:02:46 PM  
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I will be valeting cars until the sun aligns with the moon at the fine establishment of Hokeeeeee..*SNORT...HOOOOOGAAAAANN!
 
2012-12-25 08:27:01 PM  
If he get that reality show tie in, people will come. Much like Pawn Stars or the Kardashians businesses.
 
2012-12-25 11:36:51 PM  

Buffalo77: If he get that reality show tie in, people will come. Much like Pawn Stars or the Kardashians businesses.


kardashians' business??? What business do they have other than being vapid whores?
Serious question
 
2012-12-25 11:50:08 PM  

Misconduc: liam76: Its in Florida. Tampa no less.

If the food isn't god awful and the servers not retarded, it is going to do great.

Very true, Olive Garden is considered "Fine italian dining" in Tampa.... Taco Bell is considered fine mexican dining in tampa...


You've never been to Tampa.
 
2012-12-26 01:37:46 AM  

egomann: feckingmorons: It is on the way to my office in Tampa.  I will not be going there.

It is within walking distance of my office on Rocky Point.

I will not go on purpose, but I can see my Sales Manager having a "Team Building" meeting there.

/You should see him at Hooters. Huge Tipper.


24.media.tumblr.com

.. is this your Sales Manager?
 
2012-12-26 02:12:48 AM  

egomann: feckingmorons: It is on the way to my office in Tampa.  I will not be going there.

It is within walking distance of my office on Rocky Point.

I will not go on purpose, but I can see my Sales Manager having a "Team Building" meeting there.

/You should see him at Hooters. Huge Tipper.


His ex-wife bought everyone drinks at O'Keefes one night I was there.
 
2012-12-26 02:24:15 AM  
Chef ramsey kitchen nightmares?
 
2012-12-26 03:11:30 AM  

Misconduc: liam76: Its in Florida. Tampa no less.

If the food isn't god awful and the servers not retarded, it is going to do great.

Very true, Olive Garden is considered "Fine italian dining" in Tampa.... Taco Bell is considered fine mexican dining in tampa...


Do you guys actually live here?  I've found plenty of great local places ...
 
2012-12-26 03:13:50 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Misconduc: liam76: Its in Florida. Tampa no less.

If the food isn't god awful and the servers not retarded, it is going to do great.

Very true, Olive Garden is considered "Fine italian dining" in Tampa.... Taco Bell is considered fine mexican dining in tampa...

You've never been to Tampa.


This.
 
2012-12-26 03:53:15 AM  

Misconduc: liam76: Its in Florida. Tampa no less.

If the food isn't god awful and the servers not retarded, it is going to do great.

Very true, Olive Garden is considered "Fine italian dining" in Tampa.... Taco Bell is considered fine mexican dining in tampa...


farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-26 04:21:17 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Misconduc: liam76: Its in Florida. Tampa no less.

If the food isn't god awful and the servers not retarded, it is going to do great.

Very true, Olive Garden is considered "Fine italian dining" in Tampa.... Taco Bell is considered fine mexican dining in tampa...

[farm7.staticflickr.com image 640x480]


Taco Bus!  Since I'm a shift worker, this is my go-to place at 1am and I don't feel like cooking.
 
2012-12-26 08:18:32 AM  
Wll you be able to "eat like a pig" then bang your waitress?
 
2012-12-26 08:22:17 AM  
It would be a pretty funny site to see Hulk gimp around the place, trying to shake hands, and avoid all the "Pringles can" jokes.

As much of a skank as she is...I'd probably have tapped that too.  Heather kept it pretty tight.

skirtday.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-26 12:22:16 PM  
Say your prayers, then take your vitamins
 
2012-12-26 04:18:48 PM  
jmr61

Buffalo77: If he get that reality show tie in, people will come. Much like Pawn Stars or the Kardashians businesses.

kardashians' business??? What business do they have other than being vapid whores?
Serious question


Clothing lines, perfumes, couple of stores.

In fact go to previous thread on this board which deals with QVC, go to QVC site, type Kardashian and press enter. Behold the skank wear.
 
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