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(Daily Mail)   Having apparently no other stories to cover, the Daily Mail reports on Macaulay Culkin eating alone at Taco Bell. Special investigative team dispatched to find out if he used $2.00 bill   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 54
    More: Misc, Macaulay Culkin, Taco Bell, Daily Mail, christmas, physical dependence, Mexican cuisine, Mila Kunis, Home Alone  
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2012-12-24 07:30:33 PM
The Daily Fail: Reporting on the banality of fame 24/7.
 
2012-12-24 07:31:00 PM
Maybe Keanu and Kirk Cameron will be his friends.
 
2012-12-24 07:38:15 PM
Eating alone isn't always sad. Sometimes it's HYSTERICAL!

2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
 
2012-12-24 07:56:42 PM
Eating alone by itself isn't sad.  Sometimes if I'm out running errands by myself and I get hungry, I'll stop and have some lunch.  Just because I'm sitting there eating and there's no one with me, doesn't mean I go home and cry into a pillow covered in cat hair.  I think it's sad if you look depressed, or like you'd just gotten into an argument with someone, but other than that......the guy's eating.  Leave him alone.
 
2012-12-24 08:12:42 PM
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2012-12-24 08:21:49 PM
Even Kirk Cameron thinks this is pathetic.
 
2012-12-24 08:42:51 PM
There are farks left to give over how Macaulay Culkin spends his time?
 
2012-12-24 08:43:50 PM
You'd think he'd be used to spending Christmas home alone.
 
2012-12-24 08:45:44 PM

Coco LaFemme: Eating alone by itself isn't sad.  Sometimes if I'm out running errands by myself and I get hungry, I'll stop and have some lunch.  Just because I'm sitting there eating and there's no one with me, doesn't mean I go home and cry into a pillow covered in cat hair.  I think it's sad if you look depressed, or like you'd just gotten into an argument with someone, but other than that......the guy's eating.  Leave him alone.


He's no longer banging Mila Kunis, and eating at Taco Bell.  I'm going to say he's sad.
 
2012-12-24 08:46:29 PM
You know, if you mix taco bell's fire sauce into ramen noodles, it tastes like poverty and loneliness?
 
2012-12-24 08:48:49 PM

Wolf892: You'd think he'd be used to spending Christmas home alone.


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2012-12-24 08:51:13 PM

Fano: You know, if you mix taco bell's fire sauce into ramen noodles, it tastes like poverty and loneliness?


At least that's a step up from mixing ramen with ketchup, which tastes mostly like solitude and desperation.
 
2012-12-24 08:56:24 PM
McBelly Tulkin eating a taco cawk?
 
2012-12-24 09:06:15 PM
I like his hat.
 
2012-12-24 09:20:47 PM

Kuroshin: Coco LaFemme: Eating alone by itself isn't sad.  Sometimes if I'm out running errands by myself and I get hungry, I'll stop and have some lunch.  Just because I'm sitting there eating and there's no one with me, doesn't mean I go home and cry into a pillow covered in cat hair.  I think it's sad if you look depressed, or like you'd just gotten into an argument with someone, but other than that......the guy's eating.  Leave him alone.

He's no longer banging Mila Kunis, and eating at Taco Bell.  I'm going to say he's sad.


Maybe he wanted some more of that brown bag special
 
2012-12-24 09:34:08 PM
That's looking fit and healthy?
 
2012-12-24 09:41:44 PM
FTA: The former child star cut a solitary figure as he wandered around New York, before stopping off at the Mexican restaurant to tuck into a tasty lunch.

A tasty lunch at Taco Bell? Since when?
 
2012-12-24 09:43:36 PM

Fano: You know, if you mix taco bell's fire sauce into ramen noodles, it tastes like poverty and loneliness?


You know if you rub garlic on your bread, the lingering smell on your breath will fool you into thinking you're less hungry than you really are a few hours later?

/thanks, Orwell
 
2012-12-24 10:13:09 PM

Kuroshin: Coco LaFemme: Eating alone by itself isn't sad.  Sometimes if I'm out running errands by myself and I get hungry, I'll stop and have some lunch.  Just because I'm sitting there eating and there's no one with me, doesn't mean I go home and cry into a pillow covered in cat hair.  I think it's sad if you look depressed, or like you'd just gotten into an argument with someone, but other than that......the guy's eating.  Leave him alone.

He's no longer banging Mila Kunis, and eating at Taco Bell.  I'm going to say he's sad.


No one that anyone who banged Mila for 10 years can be sad, ever. Not to mention he probably still has plenty of money and can get any tail he wants. I'd also bet for any lonely nights he has pics/vid of Mila.
 
2012-12-24 10:20:17 PM

Silicon Sam: FTA: The former child star cut a solitary figure as he wandered around New York, before stopping off at the Mexican restaurant to tuck into a tasty lunch.

A tasty lunch at Taco Bell? Since when?


Since the Dorito shell.
Mmm, Doritos.
HARGHLGAHGLAGRGH
 
2012-12-24 10:38:16 PM
Could be worse...

www.traviscatsull.com
 
2012-12-24 10:41:06 PM

Craptastic: Could be worse...

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The thing that gets me every time is that woman standing in the doorway. Like she's dead inside.
 
2012-12-24 10:41:35 PM
He could make a movie out of this starring him and two guys that try to interrupt his lunch, and call it "Taco Bell Alone".
 
2012-12-24 10:46:54 PM
So eating alone is sad? I do this all the time. I'm fine with it.
 
2012-12-24 10:58:21 PM

4seasons85!: So eating alone is sad? I do this all the time. I'm fine with it.


I like eating alone on occasion. I can read a book, and have some goddamn quiet for an hour. I never thought it was weird or sad or anything.
 
2012-12-24 11:17:45 PM

RexTalionis: [img.timeinc.net image 307x409]


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2012-12-24 11:49:00 PM
The only thing sadder than Macaulay Culkin eating alone at Taco Bell on Christmas Eve are the paparazzi and "reporter" who are there to capture every sad moment of it. Talk about dead inside.
 
2012-12-24 11:53:20 PM

Wayne 985: The thing that gets me every time is that woman standing in the doorway. Like she's dead inside.


Well the door says "Private".  She's not allowed into the bodacious party.  Wouldn't that kill you inside, too?
 
2012-12-25 12:03:09 AM

Craptastic: Could be worse...

[www.traviscatsull.com image 850x1133]


WTF is that from??
 
2012-12-25 12:03:27 AM
I've always wondered why there is only one 6 inch sub and who it belongs to. I like to think it's some sort of punishment that they aren't allowed to eat as much as the others do.
 
2012-12-25 12:05:06 AM

fusillade762: Eating alone isn't always sad. Sometimes it's HYSTERICAL!

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That sends me into uncontrollable giggles every time I see it...to the point it's starting to concern me.
 
2012-12-25 02:03:04 AM

Wayne 985: Craptastic: Could be worse...

[www.traviscatsull.com image 850x1133]

The thing that gets me every time is that woman standing in the doorway. Like she's dead inside.


You know that's Kirk's wife right? Yeah I'd be dead inside if I'd married him too.

Shrugging Atlas: Craptastic: Could be worse...

[www.traviscatsull.com image 850x1133]

WTF is that from??


Kirk's bday party. I think it was from this year. Supposedly there's a room full of people behind the camera but I don't buy it.
 
2012-12-25 02:23:37 AM

nimawai: You know that's Kirk's wife right? Yeah I'd be dead inside if I'd married him too.


Is it really? She looks fairly older than him, so I just assumed it was one of his ministry workers.

Kirk's bday party. I think it was from this year. Supposedly there's a room full of people behind the camera but I don't buy it.

Yeah, I always took note of the four sandwiches on the table. So either all those people behind the camera got left out, or "they" really just consist of the one cameraman.

Not that I'm one to talk. I'm eating a sandwich at home and posting to Fark on Christmas Eve, but somehow that photo still remains sadder.
 
2012-12-25 02:25:23 AM

Radak: Wayne 985: The thing that gets me every time is that woman standing in the doorway. Like she's dead inside.

Well the door says "Private".  She's not allowed into the bodacious party.  Wouldn't that kill you inside, too?


I might take some food... Then leave. I really just can't imagine spending time in a small room with Kirk Cameron and not killing myself.
 
2012-12-25 02:33:02 AM

Wayne 985: nimawai: You know that's Kirk's wife right? Yeah I'd be dead inside if I'd married him too.

Is it really? She looks fairly older than him, so I just assumed it was one of his ministry workers.

Kirk's bday party. I think it was from this year. Supposedly there's a room full of people behind the camera but I don't buy it.

Yeah, I always took note of the four sandwiches on the table. So either all those people behind the camera got left out, or "they" really just consist of the one cameraman.

Not that I'm one to talk. I'm eating a sandwich at home and posting to Fark on Christmas Eve, but somehow that photo still remains sadder.


I think I may have solved that part. It's like Jesus & the fish/loaves of bread. What looks like 4 sandwiches to us is going to be turned into a miracle & ALL the people can eat from those 4 sandwiches! It's a bday miracle!

I'm no better. It's xmas eve & I'm sitting here posting on fark & cuddling with my dogs. Yet that pic is still sadder. Especially his wife standing in the doorway looking like a used up Stepford wife.
 
2012-12-25 02:34:40 AM

Wayne 985: I might take some food... Then leave. I really just can't imagine spending time in a small room with Kirk Cameron and not killing myself.


If you kill him first, does that still count as being in the same room with him?

/more food for you
//not that, you sicko, I meant the sandwiches and cake
 
2012-12-25 02:58:54 AM
Because this is news, Vincenso! News! And we are a news paper!
 
2012-12-25 03:57:42 AM
And not a fap was given.
~M Jackson.
 
2012-12-25 04:44:02 AM

nimawai: You know that's Kirk's wife right? Yeah I'd be dead inside if I'd married him too.


Is it? That picture was taken at his office. It's an office party, they're usually quite lame. So his wife works at his office, or how do you know it's her?
 
2012-12-25 05:05:42 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: nimawai: You know that's Kirk's wife right? Yeah I'd be dead inside if I'd married him too.

Is it? That picture was taken at his office. It's an office party, they're usually quite lame. So his wife works at his office, or how do you know it's her?


Because she was an actress on his TV show Growing Pains. So I know what she looks like.
 
2012-12-25 05:09:38 AM
Because there was a time when my company often sent me alone on business trips, eating alone in a restaurant is perfectly alright with me. I just read a book.
But eating alone at the office cafeteria ? Now that I find highly depressing.
 
2012-12-25 05:45:47 AM

nimawai: B.L.Z. Bub: nimawai: You know that's Kirk's wife right? Yeah I'd be dead inside if I'd married him too.

Is it? That picture was taken at his office. It's an office party, they're usually quite lame. So his wife works at his office, or how do you know it's her?

Because she was an actress on his TV show Growing Pains. So I know what she looks like.


img.spokeo.com
Unless she's aged worse than the Nazis that opened the Ark, no way that's her. (I think this pic is from 5 years ago)
 
2012-12-25 06:55:03 AM
Who cares? Does everyone eat with friends or family every farking time?
 
2012-12-25 08:59:52 AM
Sometimes, a nice quiet meal, eaten alone, listening to NPR on one's headphones or enjoying the newspaper, is a fine thing indeed.

Many people simply aren't comfortable just "being" by themselves...looks like Culkin has no problem with it. Of course, heavy sedation helps.

/Went and saw The Hobbit for the third time all by myself like a big boy yesterday.
 
2012-12-25 09:24:16 AM

nimawai: B.L.Z. Bub: nimawai: You know that's Kirk's wife right? Yeah I'd be dead inside if I'd married him too.

Is it? That picture was taken at his office. It's an office party, they're usually quite lame. So his wife works at his office, or how do you know it's her?

Because she was an actress on his TV show Growing Pains. So I know what she looks like.


Apparently not, cause she doesn't look like a 50 year-old holocaust survivor.
 
2012-12-25 11:52:33 AM

nimawai: Wayne 985: Craptastic: Could be worse...

[www.traviscatsull.com image 850x1133]

The thing that gets me every time is that woman standing in the doorway. Like she's dead inside.

You know that's Kirk's wife right? Yeah I'd be dead inside if I'd married him too.

Shrugging Atlas: Craptastic: Could be worse...

[www.traviscatsull.com image 850x1133]

WTF is that from??

Kirk's bday party. I think it was from this year. Supposedly there's a room full of people behind the camera but I don't buy it.


There are only FOUR sandwiches. The photog, Kirk, and the two women pictured. Guess the room full of people behind the camera get NOTHING.

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2012-12-25 12:06:59 PM

whizbangthedirtfarmer: There are only FOUR sandwiches. The photog, Kirk, and the two women pictured. Guess the room full of people behind the camera get NOTHING


I always assumed that Kirk got the 6" sandwich to himself because it was his birthday and everyone else had to share the others and compromise on (ie fight over) what kind of sandwich and toppings they wanted.
 
2012-12-25 12:47:11 PM

apoptotic: whizbangthedirtfarmer: There are only FOUR sandwiches. The photog, Kirk, and the two women pictured. Guess the room full of people behind the camera get NOTHING

I always assumed that Kirk got the 6" sandwich to himself because it was his birthday and everyone else had to share the others and compromise on (ie fight over) what kind of sandwich and toppings they wanted.


They're gonna need more plates, then.
 
2012-12-25 01:49:41 PM

apoptotic: whizbangthedirtfarmer: There are only FOUR sandwiches. The photog, Kirk, and the two women pictured. Guess the room full of people behind the camera get NOTHING

I always assumed that Kirk got the 6" sandwich to himself because it was his birthday and everyone else had to share the others and compromise on (ie fight over) what kind of sandwich and toppings they wanted.


Yeah, i was kinda thinking that maybe they were being cheap and cutting the foot longs in half for a total of 7 people eating. Perhaps more if you ask them to not slice the sandwich in half and instead cut it into thirds. That would still be a decent sized sandwich if you didn't skimp on what was on it.
 
2012-12-25 02:00:44 PM

whizbangthedirtfarmer: apoptotic: whizbangthedirtfarmer: There are only FOUR sandwiches. The photog, Kirk, and the two women pictured. Guess the room full of people behind the camera get NOTHING

I always assumed that Kirk got the 6" sandwich to himself because it was his birthday and everyone else had to share the others and compromise on (ie fight over) what kind of sandwich and toppings they wanted.

They're gonna need more plates, then.


There is that. At least you can see that they aren't the REALLY cheap paper plates that fold under their own weight. Although now that i look in the background there appears to be some sort of a cooler bag and what looks like 2 doughnut boxes and perhaps a few other supplies. It could be possible that we ended up with an unintentionally hilarious image because somebody was trying to keep the table uncluttered for the photo with the cake. But there again that is an awfully small cake if there are 10 or more people eating any of it.
 
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