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(Daily Mail)   There are many types of heroes in this world like soldiers, firefighters & police officers. Then there are people like this who are willing to adopt two severely disabled children. Have a very Dusty Christmas   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 8
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2012-12-25 08:23:40 AM
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doglover: Shaken Baby Syndrome.
I guess there must be a pretentious name for multiple gunshot wounds, too. Biggiesmallpox, or something like that.


lead poisoning.
2012-12-24 09:42:58 PM
2 votes:
Shaken Baby Syndrome.
I guess there must be a pretentious name for multiple gunshot wounds, too. Biggiesmallpox, or something like that.
2012-12-25 08:11:02 AM
1 votes:

Tumunga: There must be a monetary gain for the "hero" couple. Follow the money trail, and you'll see the real reason for the season.


I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.
2012-12-25 07:54:26 AM
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jso2897: My, you're a patient man. Do you also devote your time to trying to explain calculus to lampposts?
Because that's about the equivalent of what you're doing now.


Why yes. I just love to see the light go on over their heads when they get it.
2012-12-25 07:36:57 AM
1 votes:
There must be a monetary gain for the "hero" couple. Follow the money trail, and you'll see the real reason for the season.
2012-12-25 05:33:21 AM
1 votes:

alexanderplatz: doglover: alexanderplatz: What is pretentious about the name shaken baby syndrome?

The word "syndrome"

It's grievous bodily harm. It's like calling long term nerve damage in the fingers from a deep laceration "knife syndrome" or brain damage due to being kicked in the head by a horse "Mr Ed Syndrome"

I'm submitting a formal request from now on that anyone who is shot be diagnosed with "Biggiesmallpox" It's on like Donkey Kong.

Of course the act of shaking the baby results in grievous bodily harm, but it's not just randomly grievous bodily harm such as might be suffered when a child falls down the stairs or whatever it is that the abuser is claiming. The word syndrome gets it name from syn- [together] and dromos [running]. Shaking a baby produces consistent injuries: subdural hematoma, retinal hemorrhage, and cerebral edema. From this presentation the shaking can be accurately inferred.  Doctors aren't minimizing the violent act. By clarifying the consistent pathology seen in a shaken baby they can document the injuries and assign a diagnosis, and the medical report can help put the bastard away that shook the baby. Consider that the infant cannot testify to authorities that it was shaken. In short, the name shaken baby syndrome is direct and to the point: it's the clinical signs that are found together when a baby has been violently shaken.

One of my coworkers takes care of a nice who was shaken by the mother's boyfriend. The kid's just devastated. Not much moral difference than murder if you ask me. Her heart might be beating and her lungs are breathing, but her life was taken away from her.


My, you're a patient man. Do you also devote your time to trying to explain calculus to lampposts?
Because that's about the equivalent of what you're doing now.
2012-12-24 10:35:41 PM
1 votes:

doglover: alexanderplatz: What is pretentious about the name shaken baby syndrome?

The word "syndrome"

It's grievous bodily harm. It's like calling long term nerve damage in the fingers from a deep laceration "knife syndrome" or brain damage due to being kicked in the head by a horse "Mr Ed Syndrome"

I'm submitting a formal request from now on that anyone who is shot be diagnosed with "Biggiesmallpox" It's on like Donkey Kong.


You might want to learn what "syndrome" means before you get riled up about it.
2012-12-24 09:17:01 PM
1 votes:
Madison and Jayden. These kids never had a chance.
 
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