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(Sun News Network)   Toronto cops on the lookout for "the purple pervert"   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Sun News, Toronto Police, Tony Vella, purple, purple pervert  
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2012-12-25 01:08:50 AM  

ordinarysteve: rikkards: Sure it wasn't the Green Bastard (from parts unknown)?

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Dear god, I hope that one keeps his parts unknown.
2012-12-25 01:14:55 AM  
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2012-12-25 12:52:46 PM  

BSABSVR: How do they know what I named the head of my penis?!?

Your mom told them.
2012-12-25 12:55:18 PM  

Enemabag Jones: Maybe he made reference to Jim Croce and disco songs?

Suspect was also seen tugging on Superman's cape and spitting into the wind.
2012-12-25 12:59:16 PM  

RealAmericanHero: So... some weirdo swore at some kids while wearing a silly outfit so he is a pedophile? I'm not saying it isn't weird and all but it's a pretty big leap from "acting like a jackass" to "raping children"

I wouldn't be surprised these days if the most common response to the Rorschach ink blots is "sex offender".

STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "sex offender. "
2012-12-25 04:33:20 PM  
Coincidentally 'purple pervert' was my CB handle back in the 70's.
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