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		Toronto cops on the lookout for "the purple pervert" (sunnewsnetwork.ca)		58
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phlegmmo		2012-12-24 04:00:37 PM

Another sad example of the grape culture so prevalent in our male-dominated society.

BSABSVR		2012-12-24 04:16:01 PM

How do they know what I named the head of my penis?!?

RodneyToady		2012-12-24 04:33:34 PM

Sgt Otter		2012-12-24 07:27:36 PM

Purple Pervert?

ultraholland		2012-12-24 07:35:10 PM

phlegmmo: Another sad example of the grape culture so prevalent in our male-dominated society.

and as contentious as we are I doubt we'll reach any meaningful concord on the matter

Evenbiggerknickers		2012-12-24 07:36:52 PM

probably just some joker.

fusillade762		2012-12-24 07:39:48 PM

♫He was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple pervert eater♫

Apos		2012-12-24 07:40:57 PM

Prince has taken his stage act one step further?!

Dead for Tax Reasons		2012-12-24 07:42:09 PM

Do you want to see my purple heart?

DanZero		2012-12-24 08:01:24 PM

TEAM ONE HOT CALL PURPLE PERVERT ON THE LOOSE

Indubitably		2012-12-24 08:54:25 PM

To purple negatively.

Real Women Drink Akvavit		2012-12-24 08:56:05 PM

NYAR!

orclover		2012-12-24 08:56:06 PM

Doesnt sound nearly as dangerous as the "One-eyed beaver eating albino anaconda".

Gyrfalcon		2012-12-24 08:58:07 PM

RodneyToady: [i650.photobucket.com image 291x480]

My first thought.

2wolves		2012-12-24 09:01:18 PM

Didn't Dr Horrible have the Purple Pimp?

Indubitably		2012-12-24 09:02:47 PM

To shrink

WordsnCollision		2012-12-24 09:04:57 PM

/wanted for questioning

Enemabag Jones		2012-12-24 09:10:09 PM

"A man wearing a skin-tight purple suit with his face concealed approached five young children near Spadina Ave. and Bloor St. W. around 12:20 p.m.,"

The man is thought to be in his mid-50s and has a thin build.

Is this one of those things where police are leaving things blanked out to trip up a suspect?

Maybe he made reference to Jim Croce and disco songs?

/Getting dressed up in various shades of a green man suit and screwing with people's heads sounds fun.

Porous Horace		2012-12-24 09:11:27 PM

This is what they do for fun in Toronto.

EkimProx		2012-12-24 09:13:03 PM

The Grapist

Twilight Farkle		2012-12-24 09:13:49 PM

Well, this is awkward.

MBooda		2012-12-24 09:16:24 PM

Indubitably		2012-12-24 09:16:34 PM

The Greeks understood how a penis lies...

BronyMedic		2012-12-24 09:17:11 PM

Twilight Farkle: [dashie.mylittlefacewhen.com image 480x410]

Well, this is awkward.

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Indubitably		2012-12-24 09:18:12 PM

BronyMedic: Twilight Farkle: [dashie.mylittlefacewhen.com image 480x410]

Well, this is awkward.

[fc00.deviantart.net image 368x388]

He'll fark you in the morning...?

BronyMedic		2012-12-24 09:21:15 PM

Indubitably: BronyMedic: Twilight Farkle: [dashie.mylittlefacewhen.com image 480x410]

Well, this is awkward.

[fc00.deviantart.net image 368x388]

He'll fark you in the morning...?

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RealAmericanHero		2012-12-24 09:31:31 PM

So... some weirdo swore at some kids while wearing a silly outfit so he is a pedophile? I'm not saying it isn't weird and all but it's a pretty big leap from "acting like a jackass" to "raping children"

I wouldn't be surprised these days if the most common response to the Rorschach ink blots is "sex offender".

Bit'O'Gristle		2012-12-24 09:31:48 PM

Ya, I'm not buying this. This is obviously a attention grab by the kids. No pedo would wear a day glow suit to stand out like that. They want to look like everyone else to blend in. This is an obvious troll by the kids for the lulz.

rikkards		2012-12-24 09:31:59 PM

Sure it wasn't the Green Bastard (from parts unknown)?

Pribar		2012-12-24 09:32:05 PM

EkimProx: The Grapist

thanks, now there is egg nog on the keyboard and monitor, the old lady thinks I had a seizure and the poor dog is in hiding after I fell on him as I was trying to clear my airway....

/next year I won't make my egg nog with everclear.

ordinarysteve		2012-12-24 09:32:55 PM

Maybe these guys have stooped to making lewd comments to kids for attention, on account of the lock-out

Glitchwerks		2012-12-24 09:33:33 PM

DanZero: [blastzoneonline.files.wordpress.com image 850x680]
TEAM ONE HOT CALL PURPLE PERVERT ON THE LOOSE

You know, every time I watch that show, it's an incident where the team clearly has a shot at the suspect, can take him out and save the day, and all they do is stand around talking.

ordinarysteve		2012-12-24 09:40:34 PM

rikkards: Sure it wasn't the Green Bastard (from parts unknown)?

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Pribar		2012-12-24 09:41:53 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Ya, I'm not buying this. This is obviously a attention grab by the kids. No pedo would wear a day glow suit to stand out like that. They want to look like everyone else to blend in. This is an obvious troll by the kids for the lulz.

Maybe The Gimp got a festive new latex holiday suit and is out showing it off?

mraudacia		2012-12-24 09:42:04 PM

ill vote for a ban on guns if we also ban spandex.

Dogsbody		2012-12-24 09:52:48 PM

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Pennsylvania Dutch Oven		2012-12-24 09:54:52 PM

Wanted for Questioning:

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/Katt Williams is really losing it these days

Indubitably		2012-12-24 10:08:20 PM

Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Wanted for Questioning:

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 160x160]

/Katt Williams is really losing it these days

Not arrested for Targeted assault how?

BronyMedic		2012-12-24 10:11:39 PM

Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Wanted for Questioning:

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 160x160]

/Katt Williams is really losing it these days

Uh, Sir? Who is Katt Williams. That is a pimp named Slickback, Sir.

rattchett		2012-12-24 10:12:15 PM

Aka ... Grimace

fusillade762		2012-12-24 10:19:33 PM

Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Wanted for Questioning:

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 160x160]

/Katt Williams is really losing it these days

Yeah. It's too bad about that. He was really good in The Greatest American Hero.

Phil Moskowitz		2012-12-24 10:28:49 PM

Phew.. I'm known as the Turquoise Toucher.

thorthor		2012-12-24 10:40:46 PM

You cant prove I was anywhere near Toronto, and my suit is magenta I'll have you know.

ArcadianRefugee		2012-12-24 10:52:28 PM

Wayne 985		2012-12-24 11:30:44 PM

BronyMedic: Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Wanted for Questioning:

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 160x160]

/Katt Williams is really losing it these days

Uh, Sir? Who is Katt Williams. That is a pimp named Slickback, Sir.

Slickback?

Ronin_S		2012-12-24 11:55:54 PM

Wayne 985: BronyMedic: Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Wanted for Questioning:

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 160x160]

/Katt Williams is really losing it these days

Uh, Sir? Who is Katt Williams. That is a pimp named Slickback, Sir.

Slickback?

No it's A Pimp Named Slickback. Like A Tribe Called Quest, you have to use the entire phrase.

felching pen		2012-12-25 12:00:53 AM

BSABSVR: How do they know what I named the head of my penis?!?

Beats me.

LesserEvil		2012-12-25 12:10:50 AM

We are certain it wasn't green?

unrealitymag.com

This really sounds like the plot from an episode.... maybe Frank picked up a purple suit to pair up with Charlie? He seems to have a way with kids.

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