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(Sun News Network)   Toronto cops on the lookout for "the purple pervert"   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 58
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2012-12-24 04:00:37 PM
Another sad example of the grape culture so prevalent in our male-dominated society.
 
2012-12-24 04:16:01 PM
How do they know what I named the head of my penis?!?
 
2012-12-24 04:33:34 PM
i650.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-24 07:27:36 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Purple Pervert?
 
2012-12-24 07:35:10 PM
phlegmmo: Another sad example of the grape culture so prevalent in our male-dominated society.

and as contentious as we are I doubt we'll reach any meaningful concord on the matter
 
2012-12-24 07:36:52 PM
probably just some joker.
 
2012-12-24 07:39:48 PM
♫He was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple pervert eater♫
 
2012-12-24 07:40:57 PM
Prince has taken his stage act one step further?!
 
2012-12-24 07:42:09 PM
pwwwblog.ibeatyou.com

Do you want to see my purple heart?
 
2012-12-24 08:01:24 PM
blastzoneonline.files.wordpress.com
TEAM ONE HOT CALL PURPLE PERVERT ON THE LOOSE
 
2012-12-24 08:54:25 PM
To purple negatively.
 
2012-12-24 08:56:05 PM
media.comicvine.com
NYAR!
 
2012-12-24 08:56:06 PM
Doesnt sound nearly as dangerous as the "One-eyed beaver eating albino anaconda".
 
2012-12-24 08:58:07 PM

RodneyToady: [i650.photobucket.com image 291x480]


My first thought.
 
2012-12-24 09:01:18 PM
Didn't Dr Horrible have the Purple Pimp?
 
2012-12-24 09:02:47 PM
To shrink
 
2012-12-24 09:04:57 PM
www.udreamycostumes.com

/wanted for questioning
 
2012-12-24 09:10:09 PM
"A man wearing a skin-tight purple suit with his face concealed approached five young children near Spadina Ave. and Bloor St. W. around 12:20 p.m.,"

The man is thought to be in his mid-50s and has a thin build.


Is this one of those things where police are leaving things blanked out to trip up a suspect?

Maybe he made reference to Jim Croce and disco songs?

/Getting dressed up in various shades of a green man suit and screwing with people's heads sounds fun.
 
2012-12-24 09:11:27 PM
This is what they do for fun in Toronto.
 
2012-12-24 09:13:03 PM
 
2012-12-24 09:13:49 PM
dashie.mylittlefacewhen.com

Well, this is awkward.
 
2012-12-24 09:16:24 PM
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-12-24 09:16:34 PM
The Greeks understood how a penis lies...
 
2012-12-24 09:17:11 PM

Twilight Farkle: [dashie.mylittlefacewhen.com image 480x410]

Well, this is awkward.


fc00.deviantart.net
 
2012-12-24 09:18:12 PM

BronyMedic: Twilight Farkle: [dashie.mylittlefacewhen.com image 480x410]

Well, this is awkward.

[fc00.deviantart.net image 368x388]


He'll fark you in the morning...?
 
2012-12-24 09:21:15 PM

Indubitably: BronyMedic: Twilight Farkle: [dashie.mylittlefacewhen.com image 480x410]

Well, this is awkward.

[fc00.deviantart.net image 368x388]

He'll fark you in the morning...?


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-12-24 09:31:31 PM
So... some weirdo swore at some kids while wearing a silly outfit so he is a pedophile? I'm not saying it isn't weird and all but it's a pretty big leap from "acting like a jackass" to "raping children"

I wouldn't be surprised these days if the most common response to the Rorschach ink blots is "sex offender".
 
2012-12-24 09:31:48 PM
Ya, I'm not buying this. This is obviously a attention grab by the kids. No pedo would wear a day glow suit to stand out like that. They want to look like everyone else to blend in. This is an obvious troll by the kids for the lulz.
 
2012-12-24 09:31:59 PM
Sure it wasn't the Green Bastard (from parts unknown)?
 
2012-12-24 09:32:05 PM

EkimProx: The Grapist


thanks, now there is egg nog on the keyboard and monitor, the old lady thinks I had a seizure and the poor dog is in hiding after I fell on him as I was trying to clear my airway....

/next year I won't make my egg nog with everclear.
 
2012-12-24 09:32:55 PM
postmediaprovince.files.wordpress.com
Maybe these guys have stooped to making lewd comments to kids for attention, on account of the lock-out
 
2012-12-24 09:33:33 PM

DanZero: [blastzoneonline.files.wordpress.com image 850x680]
TEAM ONE HOT CALL PURPLE PERVERT ON THE LOOSE


You know, every time I watch that show, it's an incident where the team clearly has a shot at the suspect, can take him out and save the day, and all they do is stand around talking.
 
2012-12-24 09:40:34 PM

rikkards: Sure it wasn't the Green Bastard (from parts unknown)?


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-24 09:41:53 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Ya, I'm not buying this. This is obviously a attention grab by the kids. No pedo would wear a day glow suit to stand out like that. They want to look like everyone else to blend in. This is an obvious troll by the kids for the lulz.


Maybe The Gimp got a festive new latex holiday suit and is out showing it off?
 
2012-12-24 09:42:04 PM
ill vote for a ban on guns if we also ban spandex.
 
2012-12-24 09:52:48 PM
Eight-year-olds, Dude.
 
2012-12-24 09:54:52 PM
Wanted for Questioning:

profile.ak.fbcdn.net

/Katt Williams is really losing it these days
 
2012-12-24 10:08:20 PM

Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Wanted for Questioning:

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 160x160]

/Katt Williams is really losing it these days


Not arrested for Targeted assault how?
 
2012-12-24 10:11:39 PM

Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Wanted for Questioning:

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 160x160]

/Katt Williams is really losing it these days


Uh, Sir? Who is Katt Williams. That is a pimp named Slickback, Sir.
 
2012-12-24 10:12:15 PM
Aka ... Grimace
 
2012-12-24 10:19:33 PM

Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Wanted for Questioning:

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 160x160]

/Katt Williams is really losing it these days


Yeah. It's too bad about that. He was really good in The Greatest American Hero.
 
2012-12-24 10:28:49 PM
Phew.. I'm known as the Turquoise Toucher.
 
2012-12-24 10:40:46 PM
You cant prove I was anywhere near Toronto, and my suit is magenta I'll have you know.
 
2012-12-24 10:52:28 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-24 11:30:44 PM

BronyMedic: Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Wanted for Questioning:

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 160x160]

/Katt Williams is really losing it these days

Uh, Sir? Who is Katt Williams. That is a pimp named Slickback, Sir.


Slickback?
 
2012-12-24 11:55:54 PM

Wayne 985: BronyMedic: Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Wanted for Questioning:

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 160x160]

/Katt Williams is really losing it these days

Uh, Sir? Who is Katt Williams. That is a pimp named Slickback, Sir.

Slickback?


No it's A Pimp Named Slickback. Like A Tribe Called Quest, you have to use the entire phrase.
 
2012-12-25 12:00:53 AM

BSABSVR: How do they know what I named the head of my penis?!?


Beats me.
 
2012-12-25 12:10:50 AM
We are certain it wasn't green?

unrealitymag.com

This really sounds like the plot from an episode.... maybe Frank picked up a purple suit to pair up with Charlie? He seems to have a way with kids.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-25 12:19:16 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-25 12:30:37 AM
i32.photobucket.com
Well, he has gotten a little weird ever since he lost his job.
 
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