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(Business Insider)   Microsoft patents technology that lets you hug someone over the internet using a robotic pillow. Subby is pretty sure that this new technology will end up going way beyond "hugging"   ( divider line
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2012-12-24 09:20:58 PM  

Tumunga: Brick-House: Pillows that give oral up next

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but do they swallow?

Do they need to? Just don't use one made from down. It gets clumpy.

/my friend told me.

My friend told me it was you...

2012-12-24 09:37:32 PM  
looks for ways to hook up his suck o matic to the computer port...hmmm

/any ideas?
2012-12-24 09:46:31 PM  
When I was in high school, we went to a dairy farm. Don't remember much of the trip, but when I saw them attach that milking device to the udders, well, damn. I thought of the fun I could have with that. I swear it was winking at me.

2012-12-24 09:48:21 PM  

dofus: Anyone know how to attach a dick to a pillow?

Hose clamp?

/I'm guessing here.
2012-12-24 09:51:24 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: dofus: Anyone know how to attach a dick to a pillow?

Hose clamp?

/I'm guessing here.

/try Hand
2012-12-24 09:52:26 PM  

Indubitably: Summer Glau's Love Slave: dofus: Anyone know how to attach a dick to a pillow?

Hose clamp?

/I'm guessing here.

/try Hand

//easy access and controlability
2012-12-24 09:54:26 PM  
So now I'm picturing one of those live webcam chat things, and there is this hot girl and she's holding a fleshlight like thing and moving it up and down, and there is a fleshlight on my penis and it's moving up and down, matched to her hand motions.

2012-12-24 09:57:46 PM  

Diogenes: theewhiterhino:

2nd most popular application.  Boobies!

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Seriously.  Wire this tech up to a Real Doll.

A fleshlight would be cheaper and easier to carry to work. USB maybe?
2012-12-24 10:58:02 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: What really bothers me is that in the "Recommended For You" section, the first entry is "A Brutal Gang Rape In Delhi Has Shaken India To The Core".

It's like Business Insider has access to my porn folder.

Your porn folder contains pictures of a brutal gang rape in Delhi?
2012-12-24 11:02:58 PM  
Prior art from the late 90s:

For those who don't remember, CU-SeeMe was a popular video chat program at the time - hence FU-FMe.
2012-12-25 01:32:52 AM LL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=8,332,755.PN. &OS=PN/8,332,755&RS=PN/8,332,755

I count no less than 3 clear examination errors in the independents, without even looking at prior art. With a US EFD of 2009, I could probably find a 102b within 4 hours, worst case a non-reversible 103 within a day.

It's also misclassified and should be in 709/205.

Oh PTO. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother doing a good job when people like this get paid the same or more to let shiat like this out the door.
2012-12-25 10:49:09 AM  
Just the tip.
2012-12-25 07:05:13 PM  
awesome i can now hug my friends remotely while working at McMurdo Station, Antarctica

haha just kidding i've never been to Antarctica
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