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(Sydney Morning Herald)   Police on lookout for guy dressed as Santa, who broke into mall office and stole a large sum of cash from safe. No word if he was accompanied by foul mouthed dwarf and Asian woman   ( ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Santa Claus, Asian, Westfield  
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2012-12-24 05:04:57 PM  
2 votes:
And I went to my father. And you know what he did? He kicked my ass. And do you know why?

Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?
2012-12-24 05:37:23 PM  
1 vote:
one of the funniest parts of the movie

Who hasn't pissed in a sink?
2012-12-24 05:06:52 PM  
1 vote:

titwrench: thisiszombocom: i dont get it.

Good thing because if you did you wouldn't walk right for a month.

Uh, I believe what he uh, said was, uh, you ain't going to, uh, shiat right, uh, for a month.
2012-12-24 04:50:58 PM  
1 vote:
Farking Santa, farking Santa, farking Santa...
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