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(Sydney Morning Herald)   Police on lookout for guy dressed as Santa, who broke into mall office and stole a large sum of cash from safe. No word if he was accompanied by foul mouthed dwarf and Asian woman   (smh.com.au) divider line 39
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2012-12-24 04:48:44 PM
i dont get it.
 
2012-12-24 04:50:58 PM
Farking Santa, farking Santa, farking Santa...
 
2012-12-24 04:58:49 PM
A foul-mouthed, poorly-tattoed asian dwarf?
 
2012-12-24 04:58:58 PM

thisiszombocom: i dont get it.


Good thing because if you did you wouldn't walk right for a month.
 
2012-12-24 04:59:54 PM

thisiszombocom: i dont get it.


Bad Santa. Billy Bob Thonrton movie. Hasn't aged very well at all.
 
2012-12-24 05:02:28 PM

thisiszombocom: i dont get it.


thefilmstage.com
 
2012-12-24 05:03:18 PM
One of my favorite movies regardless of the season.
 
2012-12-24 05:04:12 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-24 05:04:52 PM

thisiszombocom: i dont get it.


Bad Santa reference.

epyonyx: Farking Santa, farking Santa, farking Santa...


I thought she was saying, "fark me santa, fark me Santa, fark me Santa"
 
2012-12-24 05:04:57 PM
And I went to my father. And you know what he did? He kicked my ass. And do you know why?

Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?

film.onet.pl
 
2012-12-24 05:05:32 PM
That reminds me, I need to watch this tonight.
 
2012-12-24 05:06:52 PM

titwrench: thisiszombocom: i dont get it.

Good thing because if you did you wouldn't walk right for a month.


Uh, I believe what he uh, said was, uh, you ain't going to, uh, shiat right, uh, for a month.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-24 05:07:42 PM
I see on IMDB that there will be a sequel coming out in 2013 with Billy Bob returning. I don't know how to feel about this.
 
2012-12-24 05:09:08 PM
Maybe he took it just to give to an old lady philanthropist, like in Fitzwilly?
 
2012-12-24 05:14:39 PM

steverockson: I thought she was saying, "fark me santa, fark me Santa, fark me Santa"


You are correct sir (NSFW)
 
2012-12-24 05:15:48 PM
steverockson: I see on IMDB that there will be a sequel coming out in 2013 with Billy Bob returning. I don't know how to feel about this.

But will John Ritter and Bernie Mac be back for it?
 
2012-12-24 05:18:19 PM

Oldiron_79: steverockson: I see on IMDB that there will be a sequel coming out in 2013 with Billy Bob returning. I don't know how to feel about this.

But will John Ritter and Bernie Mac be back for it?


too soon
 
2012-12-24 05:18:44 PM

Seacop: titwrench: thisiszombocom: i dont get it.

Good thing because if you did you wouldn't walk right for a month.

Uh, I believe what he uh, said was, uh, you ain't going to, uh, shiat right, uh, for a month.


Oops, I guess I shiat the bed on that one.
 
2012-12-24 05:27:20 PM
Best. Holiday Movie. Ever.
 
2012-12-24 05:31:39 PM

Oldiron_79: But will John Ritter and Bernie Mac be back for it?

 
2012-12-24 05:33:00 PM
hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-24 05:33:37 PM

HighZoolander: Best. Holiday Movie. Ever.


Not true. But your comment did remind me to secure a copy of Die Hard, so I do appreciate your flase statement.
 
2012-12-24 05:37:23 PM
one of the funniest parts of the movie

Who hasn't pissed in a sink?
 
2012-12-24 05:55:18 PM
Police are appealing for help with their inquiries and have released an image of the man.
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"He was pushing a shopping trolley and using a walking stick. In the trolley was a red sack," policesaid.

Good luck with that.
 
2012-12-24 05:57:18 PM

steverockson: I see on IMDB that there will be a sequel coming out in 2013 with Billy Bob returning. I don't know how to feel about this.


As long as Tony Cox is back, I won't complain.
 
2012-12-24 06:09:21 PM

Ronin_S: steverockson: I see on IMDB that there will be a sequel coming out in 2013 with Billy Bob returning. I don't know how to feel about this.

As long as Tony Cox is back, I won't complain.


Yep, and Thurman Merman
 
2012-12-24 06:23:08 PM

Kid: Your beard's not real.


Willie: No shiat!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.


Kid: How come?


Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.


Kid: Mrs. Santa?


Willie: No it was her sister.

 
2012-12-24 06:44:11 PM
apache junction?
 
2012-12-24 07:19:05 PM
Merry Stealmas.
 
2012-12-24 07:20:54 PM
lh5.ggpht.com

/obscure?
 
2012-12-24 07:24:36 PM

calbert: [lh5.ggpht.com image 341x512]

/obscure?


thefilmstage.com
 
2012-12-24 08:35:04 PM

robohobo: thisiszombocom: i dont get it.

Bad Santa. Billy Bob Thonrton movie. Hasn't aged very well at all.


it appears to be more relevant than ever
 
2012-12-24 08:53:07 PM
" Is grannie spry ?"
 
2012-12-24 10:02:48 PM
Lauren Graham is gorgeous. That is all.
 
2012-12-24 10:12:08 PM

SquiggsIN: Lauren Graham is gorgeous. That is all.


While misspelling her name you forgot to mention your assertion that she is gorgeous is subject to discussion, certainly.

P.S. I ewouldn't fark her with your ten foot pole, man...
 
2012-12-24 11:26:03 PM

GreyWolf007: Police are appealing for help with their inquiries and have released an image of the man.
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"He was pushing a shopping trolley and using a walking stick. In the trolley was a red sack," policesaid.

Good luck with that.


And in the sack there was a cat... cats sacks sticks and wives, how many were going to st. Ives?
 
2012-12-24 11:33:50 PM

Indubitably: SquiggsIN: Lauren Graham is gorgeous. That is all.

While misspelling her name you forgot to mention your assertion that she is gorgeous is subject to discussion, certainly.

P.S. I ewouldn't fark her with your ten foot pole, man...


How about a wooden pickle?
 
2012-12-25 01:37:46 AM
That dwarf actor was also an elf in the Hebrew Hammer. Also a good xmas flick.
 
2012-12-26 06:52:44 PM

Fano: Indubitably: SquiggsIN: Lauren Graham is gorgeous. That is all.

While misspelling her name you forgot to mention your assertion that she is gorgeous is subject to discussion, certainly.

P.S. I ewouldn't fark her with your ten foot pole, man...

How about a wooden pickle?


A non-fark from me is non-negotiable.
 
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