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(Fark)   Fark's 2012 Headline of the Year contest, Round 4: September through November   ( divider line
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2012-12-24 12:47:07 PM  
299 votes:
Alzheimer's Walk set for Saturday. Search and rescue set for Sunday
2012-12-24 01:01:33 PM  
295 votes:
Steven Spielberg's "Lincoln" opens in theaters, despite the fact that Lincoln historically doesn't do well in theaters
2012-12-24 12:52:10 PM  
205 votes:
Cougar enters home through dog door. In related news, your mom started drinking again
2012-12-24 12:59:10 PM  
189 votes:
New research discovers difference in visual acuity between men and women: men have greater sensitivity to fine detail and rapid movements, and women can see everything you ever did wrong
2012-12-24 12:49:50 PM  
171 votes:
Blind, deaf, 3-legged dog saves family from house fire, sure plays a mean pinball
2012-12-24 12:45:55 PM  
170 votes:
60 Spitfires . . . crated, hid . . . 70 years later . . . up for bid . . . -- Burma planes
2012-12-24 12:56:07 PM  
143 votes:
Meghan McCain says she's not voting with her vagina, presumably because the voting levers aren't placed low enough
2012-12-24 12:49:18 PM  
141 votes:
Blackberry network down all over the Middle East. THIS IS AN OUTAGE
2012-12-24 12:54:29 PM  
136 votes:
Larry Sloan, co-_________ of Mad Libs, _________ at age 89. He will be ___________
2012-12-24 12:53:04 PM  
132 votes:
Egyptian princess's tomb found near Cai...oh, wait, it's empty, and some dude wearing a mushroom is telling me she's in another pyramid
2012-12-24 12:55:46 PM  
131 votes:
Man rescues woman by pounding beaver with hard pole
2012-12-24 12:52:36 PM  
128 votes:
Couple in their 90's who had been married 72 years die exactly one hour apart-which might have had less to do with true love and was more about that horrific car wreck they were both in
2012-12-24 12:54:04 PM  
124 votes:
Just like subby, Swedish farmer gets 3:00am text from cows in heat
2012-12-24 12:46:40 PM  
122 votes:
9.3 million gallons of untreated sewage flow into Shingle Creek. That's a lot of shiat on a shingle
2012-12-24 12:46:16 PM  
122 votes:
800 clowns gather in Mexico City for convention. Parking not a problem as they all arrived in one car
2012-12-24 12:59:49 PM  
121 votes:
Pakistani man dies from inhaling the fumes of burning US flags while at protest against freedom of speech. Give me irony or give me death
2012-12-24 12:50:17 PM  
118 votes:
Body parts washing up on the beach are from a missing California hiker, which is why you don't go hiking in the ocean
2012-12-24 12:48:21 PM  
117 votes:
As per her dying wish, man has wife's vagina carved on tombstone -- as cold and motionless as when she was alive
2012-12-24 12:51:09 PM  
116 votes:
Boys sexually assaulted by women often overlooked, high-fived
2012-12-24 12:51:32 PM  
113 votes:
Colombia rejects FARC rebels calls for a ceasefire, a "Food" tab, and requests to go back to the pre-2007 site design
2012-12-24 01:00:17 PM  
110 votes:
Plane carrying trekkers crashes in Nepal, killing all 19 on board. Recovery team having difficulty because they were all wearing identical red shirts
2012-12-24 01:02:22 PM  
107 votes:
Vegetative patient clinically shown to be conscious after 12 years, has limited communication, given job greenlighting Fark links
2012-12-24 01:02:00 PM  
107 votes:
"Texas day care owner gets 80 years in fire that killed four kids". Seems a bit much, she'll probably burn to death in the first three or four minutes, anyway
2012-12-24 12:58:51 PM  
105 votes:
New museum exhibit of Frida Kahlo's wardrobe is sure to raise a few eyebrow
2012-12-24 12:54:56 PM  
95 votes:
Man gets six month prison term for insulting the fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain
2012-12-24 12:53:42 PM  
93 votes:
If your boyfriend's idea of a makeup gift is 1.5 tons of hay he stole from a neighbor's field, you should probably consider baling
2012-12-24 01:01:01 PM  
89 votes:
Researchers say shy fish have better survival odds -- not necessarily koi, just shy
2012-12-24 12:57:01 PM  
89 votes:
Menstrual cycle affects asthma, AMONG OTHER THINGS
2012-12-24 01:00:40 PM  
87 votes:
Poor grammer can effect you're career
2012-12-24 12:48:03 PM  
86 votes:
American Airlines has so many loose seats turning up that it's starting to resemble a Catholic boy's school
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