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(Google)   In another assault in the War on Christmas by the lamestream MSM, Godless communists at Google decide to "celebrate" the "holidays" with procession of pagan giraffes, satanic robots, and dandy gay frogs on their home page   (google.com) divider line 64
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2012-12-24 05:16:54 PM  
Bill O'Reilly head explosion in 4...3....2....1....
 
2012-12-24 06:13:20 PM  

Apos: Bill O'Reilly head explosion in 4...3....2....1....


That would be the greatest Christmas present ever.

Especially if the skull shrapnel took out Hannity, too.
 
2012-12-24 06:25:08 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Apos: Bill O'Reilly head explosion in 4...3....2....1....

That would be the greatest Christmas present ever.

Especially if the skull shrapnel took out Hannity, too.



Hear, hear!
 
2012-12-24 06:40:39 PM  

Apos: Lionel Mandrake: Apos: Bill O'Reilly head explosion in 4...3....2....1....

That would be the greatest Christmas present ever.

Especially if the skull shrapnel took out Hannity, too.


Hear, hear!


Peace on earth, and God bless us, EVERYONE!

/Not knocking you two, just think it'd be funny to have Tiny Tim come out and say that afterwards.
 
2012-12-24 06:51:46 PM  
Normally, I would be all against the whole war on Xmas bs. But hey it is xmas. I fully support happy holidays for the period encompassing Hanukkah, kwannaza, the solstice, etc etc. But this a major holiday celebrated across the world.
 
2012-12-24 06:53:49 PM  
i.imgur.com

/The Google link leads to the search of 'Happy Holidays' and gets female panties on male bodies in a bunch.
//Let the Boozing commence!!!!!
 
2012-12-24 06:54:00 PM  
Wow. A non-Christmas Christmas picture. No Christmas trees, Santa Claus, Star, Manger, Angels, etc.

Why did they even try?
 
2012-12-24 06:58:44 PM  
Fark Religion,
 
2012-12-24 06:59:55 PM  
If you are depressed remember that Google loves you.
 
2012-12-24 07:02:56 PM  

spicorama: Normally, I would be all against the whole war on Xmas bs. But hey it is xmas. I fully support happy holidays for the period encompassing Hanukkah, kwannaza, the solstice, etc etc. But this a major holiday celebrated across the world.


Silly American...Christmas is still two weeks away!

cdn2.perfect-tour.ro
 
2012-12-24 07:04:39 PM  
Is anybody else tempted to say "Happy Holidays" more just because some uptight people are offended by it?
 
2012-12-24 07:07:24 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: spicorama: Normally, I would be all against the whole war on Xmas bs. But hey it is xmas. I fully support happy holidays for the period encompassing Hanukkah, kwannaza, the solstice, etc etc. But this a major holiday celebrated across the world.

Silly American...Christmas is still two weeks away!

[cdn2.perfect-tour.ro image 452x264]


I see what you did there. Now, can you remind me why Orthodox Christmas and Easter are often different days than Roman Catholic and Protestant Christmas and Easter? I think it had to do something lunar vs. solar calendars, but I have no idea if I'm remembering correctly.
 
2012-12-24 07:13:19 PM  

encyclopediaplushuman: Fark Religion,




Yeah. Religion is so intolerant, much like yourself.
So fark religion and you.
 
2012-12-24 07:13:42 PM  

47 is the new 42: Is anybody else tempted to say "Happy Holidays" more just because some uptight people are offended by it?

Yep. I intentionally sent "Happy Holidays" cards to all the fundamentalist Baptist relatives. Their big "War on CHRISTmas" issue this year has been Santa, because he brings judgement (while Jesus brings grace).
 
2012-12-24 07:13:45 PM  

47 is the new 42: Is anybody else tempted to say "Happy Holidays" more just because some uptight people are offended by it?


No.
 
2012-12-24 07:14:56 PM  

Galaxie500: Their big "War on CHRISTmas" issue this year has been Santa, because he brings judgement (while Jesus brings grace).


This the same Jesus that's supposed to sit in judgement at the end of the world?
 
2012-12-24 07:16:28 PM  

47 is the new 42: Lionel Mandrake: spicorama: Normally, I would be all against the whole war on Xmas bs. But hey it is xmas. I fully support happy holidays for the period encompassing Hanukkah, kwannaza, the solstice, etc etc. But this a major holiday celebrated across the world.

Silly American...Christmas is still two weeks away!

[cdn2.perfect-tour.ro image 452x264]

I see what you did there. Now, can you remind me why Orthodox Christmas and Easter are often different days than Roman Catholic and Protestant Christmas and Easter? I think it had to do something lunar vs. solar calendars, but I have no idea if I'm remembering correctly.


They mark holidays using the old-style Julian calender, which "moves" in relation to our Gregorian.

Someday, their Christmas will be in the middle of summer.
 
2012-12-24 07:24:11 PM  

Galaxie500: 47 is the new 42: Is anybody else tempted to say "Happy Holidays" more just because some uptight people are offended by it?
Yep. I intentionally sent "Happy Holidays" cards to all the fundamentalist Baptist relatives. Their big "War on CHRISTmas" issue this year has been Santa, because he brings judgement (while Jesus brings grace).


Have you tried "Yuletide/Yule Time Greetings"? Or would that go over their heads?
 
2012-12-24 07:25:45 PM  

Friskya: Galaxie500: Their big "War on CHRISTmas" issue this year has been Santa, because he brings judgement (while Jesus brings grace).

This the same Jesus that's supposed to sit in judgement at the end of the world?


Sometimes I think a lot of people's religion is actually Doublethink.
 
2012-12-24 08:01:49 PM  

Galaxie500: 47 is the new 42: Is anybody else tempted to say "Happy Holidays" more just because some uptight people are offended by it?
Yep. I intentionally sent "Happy Holidays" cards to all the fundamentalist Baptist relatives. Their big "War on CHRISTmas" issue this year has been Santa, because he brings judgement (while Jesus brings grace).


"Santa brings judgment? That's OUR job!"
 
2012-12-24 08:04:41 PM  

47 is the new 42: Is anybody else tempted to say "Happy Holidays" more just because some uptight people are offended by it?


No. Even though I'm a second generation Atheist raising a bunch of third generation Atheists.

In my mind Christmas has nothing to do with Christ. It's a festival with food, drink, presents, decorated trees and a fat guy with a beard in a red suit. No sign of anything religious there. More a celebration of the passing of mid-winter. Christmas is just a convenient name.

/And I'm not going to let the Christians have it back.
 
2012-12-24 08:13:56 PM  

jamspoon: In my mind Christmas has nothing to do with Christ. It's a festival with food, drink, presents, decorated trees and a fat guy with a beard in a red suit. No sign of anything religious there. More a celebration of the passing of mid-winter. Christmas is just a convenient name.


This.
 
2012-12-24 08:23:48 PM  
Has anybody actually had someone freak out on them for wishing "Happy Holidays"? It would be awfully nice to invite such a person to go fark themselves for Christmas.
 
2012-12-24 08:28:01 PM  
Merry Christmas on the 24th and 25th. Happy Hanukkah on whatever days it happens to fall. Happy Kwanza on the 26th. Happy Festivus on the 23rd.

You're welcome.
 
2012-12-24 08:49:14 PM  
Nothing gay about frogs, Clyde J Frog will have a word with Polly Prissypants to cut down the rumors. Now Michigan J. Frog, on the other hand...
 
2012-12-24 08:58:33 PM  
Isn't the war on christmas epitomized by making your underlings work today? Or should they only get boxing day off? Because they get neither
 
2012-12-24 09:01:20 PM  

jamspoon: 47 is the new 42: Is anybody else tempted to say "Happy Holidays" more just because some uptight people are offended by it?

No. Even though I'm a second generation Atheist raising a bunch of third generation Atheists.

In my mind Christmas has nothing to do with Christ. It's a festival with food, drink, presents, decorated trees and a fat guy with a beard in a red suit. No sign of anything religious there. More a celebration of the passing of mid-winter. Christmas is just a convenient name.

/And I'm not going to let the Christians have it back.


Considering everyone pronounces it "Chris-muss" and not "Christ-mass", the Christ part doesn't come to mind for many people. It's a celebration of Chris.
 
2012-12-24 09:01:54 PM  

47 is the new 42: Lionel Mandrake: spicorama: Normally, I would be all against the whole war on Xmas bs. But hey it is xmas. I fully support happy holidays for the period encompassing Hanukkah, kwannaza, the solstice, etc etc. But this a major holiday celebrated across the world.

Silly American...Christmas is still two weeks away!

[cdn2.perfect-tour.ro image 452x264]

I see what you did there. Now, can you remind me why Orthodox Christmas and Easter are often different days than Roman Catholic and Protestant Christmas and Easter? I think it had to do something lunar vs. solar calendars, but I have no idea if I'm remembering correctly.


The Romans were off by 11 minutes on their reckoning of the length of the year, which added up over the centuries. Pope Gregory XIII fixed this with the Gregorian calendar, but the Eastern Orthodox Church didn't recognize the Pope's authority, so they never fixed their calendar.
 
2012-12-24 09:08:51 PM  

Marine1: Merry Christmas on the 24th and 25th. Happy Hanukkah on whatever days it happens to fall. Happy Kwanza on the 26th. Happy Festivus on the 23rd.

You're welcome.


What about Dies Natalis Solis Invicti??

STOP OPPRESSING ME!!1!
 
2012-12-24 09:11:28 PM  

47 is the new 42: Lionel Mandrake: spicorama: Normally, I would be all against the whole war on Xmas bs. But hey it is xmas. I fully support happy holidays for the period encompassing Hanukkah, kwannaza, the solstice, etc etc. But this a major holiday celebrated across the world.

Silly American...Christmas is still two weeks away!

[cdn2.perfect-tour.ro image 452x264]

I see what you did there. Now, can you remind me why Orthodox Christmas and Easter are often different days than Roman Catholic and Protestant Christmas and Easter? I think it had to do something lunar vs. solar calendars, but I have no idea if I'm remembering correctly.


Julian vs Gregorian calendar
 
2012-12-24 09:14:13 PM  

47 is the new 42: Lionel Mandrake: spicorama: Normally, I would be all against the whole war on Xmas bs. But hey it is xmas. I fully support happy holidays for the period encompassing Hanukkah, kwannaza, the solstice, etc etc. But this a major holiday celebrated across the world.

Silly American...Christmas is still two weeks away!

[cdn2.perfect-tour.ro image 452x264]

I see what you did there. Now, can you remind me why Orthodox Christmas and Easter are often different days than Roman Catholic and Protestant Christmas and Easter? I think it had to do something lunar vs. solar calendars, but I have no idea if I'm remembering correctly.


It's just so they can take advantage of our Boxing Day sales.
 
2012-12-24 09:28:20 PM  

Old enough to know better: Has anybody actually had someone freak out on them for wishing "Happy Holidays"? It would be awfully nice to invite such a person to go fark themselves for Christmas.


When I worked for a Subway (well, one of the several times I've worked for Subway) I did, once. Older couple. I said "Happy Holidays" and the man said "Not you, too."
"What?"
"It's Christmas. Just say Merry Christmas."
"But I'm Jewish. I don't celebrate Christmas. It would seem dishonest."
"Well, you could just say it anyway since he was one of your people."
"Yes, well my people also have endured a few years of being blamed for killing him by your people. If you don't want to have a happy holiday, then have a nice day."

note: I'm not Jewish, but most people shut up about it when I say I am. Lot of people get in my face when they find out I'm atheist, up to and including one guy who would stalk me at work because of it. Although one middle-aged woman this year on Easter Sunday went real quiet, leaned in, and asked me for real if I was, as if she'd never met a Jewish person before and had no idea that we didn't celebrate Easter.
 
2012-12-24 09:36:07 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: 47 is the new 42: Lionel Mandrake: spicorama: Normally, I would be all against the whole war on Xmas bs. But hey it is xmas. I fully support happy holidays for the period encompassing Hanukkah, kwannaza, the solstice, etc etc. But this a major holiday celebrated across the world.

Silly American...Christmas is still two weeks away!

[cdn2.perfect-tour.ro image 452x264]

I see what you did there. Now, can you remind me why Orthodox Christmas and Easter are often different days than Roman Catholic and Protestant Christmas and Easter? I think it had to do something lunar vs. solar calendars, but I have no idea if I'm remembering correctly.

They mark holidays using the old-style Julian calender, which "moves" in relation to our Gregorian.

Someday, their Christmas will be in the middle of summer.


Yeah. I looked it up after I posted and just got back to coming back to correct it if somebody else hadn't.

Friskya: 47 is the new 42: Is anybody else tempted to say "Happy Holidays" more just because some uptight people are offended by it?

No.


I only said I was tempted. I never said I actually did.
 
2012-12-24 10:17:40 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: encyclopediaplushuman: Fark Religion,

Yeah. Religion is so intolerant, much like yourself.
So fark religion and you.


Argh! A Ghost!
 
2012-12-24 10:21:15 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Dies Natalis Solis Invicti


Date?
 
2012-12-24 10:39:41 PM  
I guess that's your beloved Free MarketTM in action you nutty conservatives. Don't like it? Then grab baby jeebus by his Reagan bootstraps and go start your own search engine.
 
2012-12-24 10:40:47 PM  

jamspoon: In my mind Christmas has nothing to do with Christ. It's a festival with food, drink, presents, decorated trees and a fat guy with a beard in a red suit. No sign of anything religious there. More a celebration of the passing of mid-winter. Christmas is just a convenient name.


You sound just like a Puritan.

/Those great Forefathers that Conservative Christians love to praise, without understanding.
 
2012-12-24 10:43:38 PM  
The only war on Christmas i see is working families not able to pay heating bills mid-winter. Is this shiat real? Do people really use the term "war on Christmas" non-ironically? If they do please shut the fark up, Christmas is a one day celebration of the birth of Christ, you celebrate it in church, anything else is mammon worship you retarded farks.

If you are feasting and exchanging material goods you are pagans or secular, end of story. Goodnight.

Christians would give their surplus to others who by no intention, or foreseeable outcome, were left cold in winter. That is fact.

The government should not play a part in this determination, separation of church and state...

The gifts you give of your surplus should be determined by the rightful owner of the labor accrued.

But then it just comes down to semantics and redistribution. so whatever, the point is lost on all involved.

Merry Christmas heathens.
 
2012-12-24 10:45:00 PM  

Marine1: Lionel Mandrake: Dies Natalis Solis Invicti

Date?


December 25.  What a coincidence!
 
2012-12-24 10:47:42 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Marine1: Lionel Mandrake: Dies Natalis Solis Invicti

Date?

December 25.  What a coincidence!


Add it on with Christmas.

No snark. I mean, hell, it might be cool. Latin makes you sound smarter without actually having to try.
 
2012-12-24 10:54:31 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Marine1: Lionel Mandrake: Dies Natalis Solis Invicti

Date?

December 25.  What a coincidence!


That was a holiday the Romans stuffed all their generic sun gods into. Kind of like President's Day.
 
2012-12-24 11:01:48 PM  
Can we vote for worst greenlit headline? Cos I think we've got a contender here.
 
2012-12-24 11:05:21 PM  

Farker Soze: Lionel Mandrake: Marine1: Lionel Mandrake: Dies Natalis Solis Invicti

Date?

December 25.  What a coincidence!

That was a holiday the Romans stuffed all their generic sun gods into. Kind of like President's Day.


Remember when we used to get Apllo's day and Elgabal's day off?  Then they scrunched them into one damn holiday.
 
2012-12-24 11:15:36 PM  

Friskya:
This the same Jesus that's supposed to sit in judgement at the end of the world?


Yeah, as far as I know this is the same deity who wanted them to make a pilgrimage Chic-fil-a on Chicken Pride Day.


The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men:
Have you tried "Yuletide/Yule Time Greetings"? Or would that go over their heads?


Right over their heads...one of them posted a tremendous list of what was meant to be "Merry Christmas" in multiple languages, but several of the phrases appeared to contain some variation of Yule.


FunkOut: Friskya: Galaxie500: Their big "War on CHRISTmas" issue this year has been Santa, because he brings judgement (while Jesus brings grace).

This the same Jesus that's supposed to sit in judgement at the end of the world?

Sometimes I think a lot of people's religion is actually Doublethink.


They've also been posting cartoons comparing Santa to Darwin...something about men with fluffy white beards and fictional stories. They seem to find it hilarious.


Pants full of macaroni!!:
"Santa brings judgment? That's OUR job!"


:D True though.
 
2012-12-24 11:18:03 PM  
This is why we can't have nice things anymore.
 
2012-12-24 11:41:16 PM  

Marine1: Lionel Mandrake: Marine1: Lionel Mandrake: Dies Natalis Solis Invicti

Date?

December 25.  What a coincidence!

Add it on with Christmas.

No snark. I mean, hell, it might be cool. Latin makes you sound smarter without actually having to try.


Ubi ubi sub ubi
 
2012-12-24 11:47:27 PM  
Every time I see a headline like this, my mind instantly flashes to that scene in that classic movie, Dude, Where's my Car with the cop beating up on the mannequin. Congrats subby, you're a winner in your own mind.
 
2012-12-24 11:59:04 PM  

Apos: Bill O'Reilly head explosion in 4...3....2....1....


Why would Bill O'Reilly have a problem with Google riffing on Disney's 'Babes in Toyland'? It's Christmas themed, after all.
 
2012-12-25 07:18:30 AM  

Fano: Ubi ubi sub ubi


See? Exactly what I'm saying. For all I know you just dropped a knowledge bomb on my ass and I didn't even know it.

I mean, I know what it means, but a bunch of hosers don't.
 
2012-12-25 07:31:58 AM  
We need to get God back into the search engines!

www.painetworks.com
 
2012-12-25 10:59:12 AM  
Maybe. Just maybe if people spent a little less time worrying about how other people celebrate Christmas and more time ACTUALLY celebrating Christmas by doing charity, spending time with loved ones, and spreading good will then they wouldn't need to complain.

I'm going to spend today with my Family. And I hope everyone of all faiths and creeds have an excellent day. And I wish all of you nothing but the best. And I'd encourage everyone to do something nice for a stranger today. Because whether you are Christian or not we can all get down with some more good will.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone. Be safe and have fun. Life is too short and too hard to be bitter all the time.
 
2012-12-25 11:10:08 AM  

StrikitRich: Apos: Bill O'Reilly head explosion in 4...3....2....1....

Why would Bill O'Reilly have a problem with Google riffing on Disney's 'Babes in Toyland'? It's Christmas themed, after all.


Maybe it got him thinking about that passage in his book that was riffing on Toys in Babeland?
 
2012-12-25 11:10:50 AM  

Marine1: Fano: Ubi ubi sub ubi

See? Exactly what I'm saying. For all I know you just dropped a knowledge bomb on my ass and I didn't even know it.

I mean, I know what it means, but a bunch of hosers don't.


He didn't do the joke right--it's "semper ubi sub ubi" which reads "always where under where" which sounds like "always wear underwear".
 
2012-12-25 11:20:53 AM  

BorgiaGinz: Marine1: Fano: Ubi ubi sub ubi

See? Exactly what I'm saying. For all I know you just dropped a knowledge bomb on my ass and I didn't even know it.

I mean, I know what it means, but a bunch of hosers don't.

He didn't do the joke right--it's "semper ubi sub ubi" which reads "always where under where" which sounds like "always wear underwear".


"Where wear underwear(sic)" Cornelia et Flavia sunt puellam romani. Amat nautae.
 
2012-12-25 12:21:24 PM  
[imagine_no_religion.jpg]
 
2012-12-25 03:38:00 PM  
It gets more sinister today. The story moves from yesterday's simple parade of a nutcracker leading a parade of gay robots etc.

i.imgur.com

to this horrible scene

www.google.com

where the parade members are blindly marching up steps to enter what looks like a large pot with a lid - probably to be cooked or gassed. However the little ducky on wheels who was the leading civilian realized something was wrong and balked at ascending to his death. The pied-piper nutcracker wouldn't allow that and has gone back to urge ducky to join the doomed lockstep of his fellows. If ducky still balks, nutcracker has positioned himself on the railroad bridge so that he can derail the oncoming train and squish ducky for his disobedience.

I hope in tomorrow's episode some new character arrives and takes out nutcracker so that at least ducky is saved.
 
2012-12-25 07:03:28 PM  

spicorama: Normally, I would be all against the whole war on Xmas bs. But hey it is xmas. I fully support happy holidays for the period encompassing Hanukkah, kwannaza, the solstice, etc etc. But this a major holiday celebrated across the world.


Ah, yes, Xmas. When xians celebrate the birth of X.

/glædelig jul, allesammen!
 
2012-12-25 07:20:13 PM  

Fano: BorgiaGinz: Marine1: Fano: Ubi ubi sub ubi

See? Exactly what I'm saying. For all I know you just dropped a knowledge bomb on my ass and I didn't even know it.

I mean, I know what it means, but a bunch of hosers don't.

He didn't do the joke right--it's "semper ubi sub ubi" which reads "always where under where" which sounds like "always wear underwear".

"Where wear underwear(sic)" Cornelia et Flavia sunt puellam romani. Amat nautae.


oh god, you did that book too in high school? Ecce Romani I & II were both the greatest and stupidest latin books ever.
 
2012-12-25 08:42:09 PM  

Marine1: Fano: Ubi ubi sub ubi

See? Exactly what I'm saying. For all I know you just dropped a knowledge bomb on my ass and I didn't even know it.

I mean, I know what it means, but a bunch of hosers don't.


"Where oh where is my underwear?"

Knowledge DROPPED!
 
2012-12-25 10:26:43 PM  

somedude210: Fano: BorgiaGinz: Marine1: Fano: Ubi ubi sub ubi

See? Exactly what I'm saying. For all I know you just dropped a knowledge bomb on my ass and I didn't even know it.

I mean, I know what it means, but a bunch of hosers don't.

He didn't do the joke right--it's "semper ubi sub ubi" which reads "always where under where" which sounds like "always wear underwear".

"Where wear underwear(sic)" Cornelia et Flavia sunt puellam romani. Amat nautae.

oh god, you did that book too in high school? Ecce Romani I & II were both the greatest and stupidest latin books ever.


Isn't it amant? Its been 17 years so I'm a bit rusty

/frog in the water jar!
 
2012-12-26 05:42:54 AM  

Son of Streak: Marine1: Fano: Ubi ubi sub ubi

See? Exactly what I'm saying. For all I know you just dropped a knowledge bomb on my ass and I didn't even know it.

I mean, I know what it means, but a bunch of hosers don't.

"Where oh where is my underwear?"

Knowledge DROPPED!


Semper ubi sub ubi, biatch
 
2012-12-26 10:45:16 AM  
I look to the cartoon around the Internet search box to validate and support my individual beliefs and preferences.
 
2012-12-26 12:44:57 PM  
HairBolus

Nice.
 
2012-12-26 10:14:02 PM  
data.whicdn.com

"A people called the Romanes, they go the 'ouse?"
 
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