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(Some Guy)		Watch Vince McMahon ruin Christmas for kids watching worldwide. Seriously, it is worse than Hornswoggle showing up to your house as an elf or listening to Jillian Hall sing Jingle Bells. Will Ryback eat all the milk and cookies on Raw (8pm EST) (prowrestling.net)		303
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TheManofPA		2012-12-24 02:36:58 PM

Seriously, there is no way it can be as bad as the spoilers say right?

No way that happens on Christmas eve.

Also, hundreddollarman is a god among men.

bluorangefyre		2012-12-24 03:18:12 PM

*pops head in*

BAH GAWD KING, I'M GONNA BE HERE TONIGHT!

TheManofPA		2012-12-24 05:45:08 PM

bluorangefyre: *pops head in*

BAH GAWD KING, I'M GONNA BE HERE TONIGHT!

This thread might be small enough that Captain Steroid would have to do his SSSP belt. I'm really only looking forward to the opening hour and then I'll probably watch Scrooged because that movie is awesome and tune in towards the end..

silgryphon		2012-12-24 06:29:03 PM

++I'll be suprised if this thread makes it to 502 posts

hundreddollarman		2012-12-24 06:29:51 PM

TheManofPA: Seriously, there is no way it can be as bad as the spoilers say right?

No way that happens on Christmas eve.

Also, hundreddollarman is a god among men.

Glad I could be of service. I realized I had some gift subscriptions that I never bothered to hand out. So, merry Christmas!

FinFangFark		2012-12-24 06:43:46 PM

I'm taking the wife to dinner, then gonna relax. No Fark for me tonight. And reading how bad the spoilers are, I'm gonna go out on a limb and Vince will probably sneak in a taped skit of JR getting arse raped for that tiny hope to boost ratings, as if that would draw viewers.

Merry Christmas to everyone at the fWc, both old (Japan folks, you too, I know you lurk) and new. Have a great holiday, and be careful out there.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers		2012-12-24 07:06:02 PM

Not to spoil the spoilers, but Alberto is supposed to be a face now right?

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-12-24 07:23:06 PM

Prediction --

Brad Maddox has his fourth One Chance at getting a contract, and loses. Probably to someone like Khali.

Seriously tho, this is starting to feel like he's the anti- Joey Ryan. Vince is doing everything he possibly can to kill the career of a possible up and coming star. Why? Because he's Vince McMahon, dammit! A dq win against Ryback, assuming he just kept destroying Brad and the ref had no choice but to DQ him, would have kept ol' Skip looking strong, and would have succeeded in getting Maddox onto the roster. As it is, Not only has he lost any real heat he may have had, but he's reaching Red Rooster levels of career death. Just like Terry Taylor never really recovered from that gimmick, I don't know that Brad Maddox will ever be seen as anything but the guy who kept losing his One Chance at getting on the roster, yet somehow had a career anyway.

Midgets4BlindPeople		2012-12-24 07:25:20 PM

Brad Maddox will be tag team champion with Christian when they become team One More Chance.

LoR75		2012-12-24 07:40:26 PM

Popping in to wish all our FWC a very safe and Merry Christmas. Thanks for an awesome year, and I can't wait to see what next year brings.

Special wishes to my FWC Nexus members. Luv ya all!

/ill be back
//hopefully sooner than later.

Igor Jakovsky		2012-12-24 07:40:39 PM

Tonight will be the first ive missed in a while. We do dinner and gifts tonight. Happy holidays to all the FWC and cya in a couple of weeks (gonna miss on new years eve too).

/I almost want to watch just to see the santa deal.

MagSeven		2012-12-24 07:43:38 PM

NO SPOILERS PLEASE!!

I didn't read them shiats for a reason!
/I know something bad is going to happen and I want to experience legitimate outrage or marking out.

eddievercetti		2012-12-24 07:51:21 PM

The King is on Grand Theft Auto!

Eddie T. Head		2012-12-24 07:59:45 PM

Got the night off, I can actually participate tonight, let's do this.

TheManofPA		2012-12-24 08:00:39 PM

Please let this be as god awful as I am hoping for.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-12-24 08:01:06 PM

Whoo-hoo, singing!

TheManofPA		2012-12-24 08:01:29 PM

This is so lame, it remains awesome

Eddie T. Head		2012-12-24 08:01:41 PM

Jack Swaggar sighting.

CipollinaFan		2012-12-24 08:01:51 PM

That was painful.

MagSeven		2012-12-24 08:01:51 PM

Beat up Cartoon Punk for lighting a tree, Cartoon Cena. Be a Star!

KellyKellyKelly		2012-12-24 08:02:57 PM

Pittsburgh sucks.

/just saying what needs to be say-ed

Midgets4BlindPeople		2012-12-24 08:03:10 PM

Please let the Shield be Muslim and attack Santa

MagSeven		2012-12-24 08:03:19 PM

Foley is Good!
/not on the naughty list

MagSeven		2012-12-24 08:03:54 PM

Oh shiat!

KellyKellyKelly		2012-12-24 08:04:03 PM

Santa's dead!

BEST. RAW. EVER.

CipollinaFan		2012-12-24 08:04:59 PM

According to Tim Allen this now makes Del Rio the new Santa

MagSeven		2012-12-24 08:05:01 PM

You killed Santa! Clap! Clap! ClapClapClap!

Eddie T. Head		2012-12-24 08:05:13 PM

"you killed Santa!"

TheManofPA		2012-12-24 08:05:17 PM

Owen voice for Santa?

TheManofPA		2012-12-24 08:06:15 PM

Ok, we got to see it. It was just as amazing as the spoilers said. Remember for the crowd last week's Smackdown...this happened first. THEY KILLED SANTA....and then shot Smackdown with Del Rio as a face.

Roberto fake barfing is great.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-12-24 08:06:49 PM

TheManofPA: Owen voice for Santa?

He was supposed to win the Intercontinental title tonight!

MagSeven		2012-12-24 08:06:59 PM

Ricardo is about to puke he's so upset......
The guys in the audience are really selling this. "WHYYYYY Del Rio?!!! What did you doooo?"

Leader O'Cola		2012-12-24 08:07:47 PM

well that was..... blergh

MagSeven		2012-12-24 08:08:08 PM

So was that what was so horrible from the spoilers or am I expecting further brilliant ideas from creative?

KellyKellyKelly		2012-12-24 08:10:38 PM

Crime scene? Really?

Eddie T. Head		2012-12-24 08:10:41 PM

heh, crime scene tape.

MagSeven		2012-12-24 08:10:55 PM

KellyKellyKelly		2012-12-24 08:12:00 PM

Furries solve everything! Thanks, Alicia!

Popcorn Johnny		2012-12-24 08:12:16 PM

Where is AJ?

Eddie T. Head		2012-12-24 08:12:21 PM

And all the jobbers gather for Booker's meeting.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-12-24 08:12:35 PM

Shut up, John.

Popcorn Johnny		2012-12-24 08:12:58 PM

I think Cena is drunk.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-12-24 08:13:10 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Where is AJ?

Farking the other half of the locker room.

Igor Jakovsky		2012-12-24 08:13:19 PM

OK so I did flip the TV on just for that. I lol'd hard. The tree falling on his head made it for me.

/Also Cena AAAACCCTTTTIIIINNNNGGGGGG

KellyKellyKelly		2012-12-24 08:14:02 PM

Pedo Stache is watching you mark out.

MagSeven		2012-12-24 08:14:02 PM

White and black Cenas are standing too close to each other. I fear for the integrity of our space-time continuum.

Leader O'Cola		2012-12-24 08:14:10 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Shut up, John.

St Nicholas is a Saint!

KellyKellyKelly		2012-12-24 08:14:49 PM

MagSeven: White and black Cenas are standing too close to each other. I fear for the integrity of our space-time continuum.

Marky Mark wanders in and farks up everything.