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(USA Today)   How do you identify 32,000 morons?   ( divider line
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20987 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Dec 2012 at 3:35 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-24 03:47:04 PM  
9 votes:
Americans. It took us 40 years to get rid of Piers Morgan. Please don't send him back.
2012-12-24 10:55:37 AM  
5 votes:
Oh come on, there can't be that many TF subscribers.
2012-12-24 03:39:34 PM  
3 votes:
They misspelled derport.
2012-12-24 01:54:50 PM  
3 votes:
I'm pretty sure Piers Morgan has many more regular viewers than that.
2012-12-24 11:58:19 AM  
3 votes:
Check their voter registration for the 'R.'
2012-12-24 11:43:04 AM  
3 votes:
1/2 of the crowd at a Steelers game?
2012-12-24 04:07:14 PM  
2 votes:
We aren't allowed to deport someone if there is a strong likelihood that their lives will be endangered in their home country.
2012-12-24 03:57:08 PM  
2 votes:
I don't think I've ever seen such a good example of double-edged irony...

First, we have Piers Morgan abusing his first amendment rights to attack our second amendment rights.

Then... We have 32,000 morons using the second half of their first amendment rights (petitioning the government for redress of grievances), to criticizing Piers Morgan for using the first half of his first amendment right (freedom of speech and the press).

Alanis Morissette's head (ca. 1996) just blew up.
2012-12-24 03:41:34 PM  
2 votes:
Can we deport Piers Morgan anyway? Not for the gun thing, just in general.
2012-12-24 03:38:14 PM  
2 votes:
I didn't think that there even were 32,000 Mormons.

2012-12-24 08:33:26 PM  
1 vote:

The 1st amendment only applied to ink quill pens and printing presses and peaceful signs.

They never envisioned that you could talk into a magic box and stupify millions of people at one time with total crap. Ban high capacity television!
2012-12-24 07:51:25 PM  
1 vote:

radiobiz: Unless I missed something Piers Morgan is a British subject not a US citizen and as such technically enjoys no protection under the 1st amendment. Therefore he can't abuse his right to it since he has no right to it. Just a small point.

Unless I missed something, the 1st Amendment says not a goddamned thing about a person's citizenry or lack thereof when it pertains to said rights of a person living in the United States.
2012-12-24 04:12:27 PM  
1 vote:
Check out the NRA membership list?
2012-12-24 03:59:06 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-24 03:57:28 PM  
1 vote:

SixPaperJoint: In the spirit of negotiation and since it's the Xmas season, I'll make you 30,000+ people an offer:

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We deport him


This guy goes too
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I'll even start a WH petition if y'all game.

Can't we just put then both in a barrel and throw it off something?
2012-12-24 03:52:11 PM  
1 vote:

clutchcargo2002: Who is this guy? Seriously? Never heard of him. I saw the name and my first thought was, "Wasn't he the Remington Steel guy?".

I'm pretty sure he's a bank.
2012-12-24 03:50:24 PM  
1 vote:

tetsoushima: Wayne 985: Can we deport Piers Morgan anyway? Not for the gun thing, just in general.

He is kind of a prat.

I agree. Where do I sign?

Can we send Nancy Grace and a Bill O'reilly too?
2012-12-24 03:49:31 PM  
1 vote:
Visit the politics tab?
2012-12-24 03:43:28 PM  
1 vote:

Wayne 985: Can we deport Piers Morgan anyway? Not for the gun thing, just in general.

He is kind of a prat.
2012-12-24 03:41:56 PM  
1 vote:

cman: kxs401: cman: kxs401: cman: It is not treasonous to say that you want to secede because you are using words.

Talking about committing treason and talking about modifying our gun laws are qualitatively different things.

Talking is the key word. Wanting to deport someone because they were talking is stupid.

Yes. But not nearly as stupid as wanting to deport someone for talking about gun control.

You ain't getting the last word in this discussion

But wanting to deport Pier Morgan could be a crime against humanity, just ask someone in the UK.
2012-12-24 03:40:14 PM  
1 vote:
I prefer my redlit headline:

Gun nuts demand the derportation of Pier Morgan
2012-12-24 03:39:24 PM  
1 vote:
I'd approve deporting Piers Morgan with or without his comments about gun control.
2012-12-24 11:47:56 AM  
1 vote:

dj_bigbird: 1/2 of the crowd at a Steelers game?

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