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2012-12-24 10:55:37 AM  
Oh come on, there can't be that many TF subscribers.
 
2012-12-24 11:29:18 AM  
I don't know, how many adults post in the WWE thread again?
 
2012-12-24 11:37:47 AM  
Last week: deport those who speak out in favor of secession
This week: deport those who speak out in favor of gun control

Different sides (week one was from the left, week two from the right) and yet still the same bullshiat for someone invoking their right of free speech
 
2012-12-24 11:38:15 AM  

verbaltoxin: Oh come on, there can't be that many TF subscribers.


In fairness, most of them are alts
 
2012-12-24 11:43:04 AM  
1/2 of the crowd at a Steelers game?
 
2012-12-24 11:47:56 AM  

dj_bigbird: 1/2 of the crowd at a Steelers game?


Zing.
 
2012-12-24 11:58:19 AM  
Check their voter registration for the 'R.'
 
2012-12-24 12:01:42 PM  

cman: Last week: deport those who speak out in favor of secession
This week: deport those who speak out in favor of gun control

Different sides (week one was from the left, week two from the right) and yet still the same bullshiat for someone invoking their right of free speech


Is Morgan saying that he wants to leave? Is Morgan petitioning the government to allow him to leave?

Wow. I feel like the answer to those difficult questions is NO. It's almost like your tattered brain is lacking an adult's ability to think in even slightly abstract terms.
 
2012-12-24 12:01:52 PM  

cman: Last week: deport those who speak out in favor of secession
This week: deport those who speak out in favor of gun control

Different sides (week one was from the left, week two from the right) and yet still the same bullshiat for someone invoking their right of free speech


Not really equivalent. Secession is treason.
 
2012-12-24 12:05:08 PM  

kxs401: cman: Last week: deport those who speak out in favor of secession
This week: deport those who speak out in favor of gun control

Different sides (week one was from the left, week two from the right) and yet still the same bullshiat for someone invoking their right of free speech

Not really equivalent. Secession is treason.


Look up the definition of treason. It is the only criminal statute encoded into our constitution. Treason is defined as giving aid and comfort to the enemy. The American people are not the enemy of the United States. Speaking out in favor of leaving the United States is not treason.

Vodka Zombie: cman: Last week: deport those who speak out in favor of secession
This week: deport those who speak out in favor of gun control

Different sides (week one was from the left, week two from the right) and yet still the same bullshiat for someone invoking their right of free speech

Is Morgan saying that he wants to leave? Is Morgan petitioning the government to allow him to leave?

Wow. I feel like the answer to those difficult questions is NO. It's almost like your tattered brain is lacking an adult's ability to think in even slightly abstract terms.


The fact that people are demanding that others be deported for the exercise of free speech should be quite unnerving. Doesnt matter what the message is; asking others to be deported because of words is completely idiotic
 
2012-12-24 01:16:04 PM  

cman: Look up the definition of treason. It is the only criminal statute encoded into our constitution. Treason is defined as giving aid and comfort to the enemy. The American people are not the enemy of the United States. Speaking out in favor of leaving the United States is not treason.


I don't need to look it up. Treason also includes making war against the United States, which no one can secede without doing.
 
2012-12-24 01:29:08 PM  

kxs401: cman: Look up the definition of treason. It is the only criminal statute encoded into our constitution. Treason is defined as giving aid and comfort to the enemy. The American people are not the enemy of the United States. Speaking out in favor of leaving the United States is not treason.

I don't need to look it up. Treason also includes making war against the United States, which no one can secede without doing.


Reread my original statement. I was talking about people speaking, invoking their free speech rights. No one can be convicted of treason for words. After that reread my reply. Look at my context and please respond in kind. Thank you.
 
2012-12-24 01:32:57 PM  

cman: kxs401: cman: Look up the definition of treason. It is the only criminal statute encoded into our constitution. Treason is defined as giving aid and comfort to the enemy. The American people are not the enemy of the United States. Speaking out in favor of leaving the United States is not treason.

I don't need to look it up. Treason also includes making war against the United States, which no one can secede without doing.

Reread my original statement. I was talking about people speaking, invoking their free speech rights. No one can be convicted of treason for words. After that reread my reply. Look at my context and please respond in kind. Thank you.


I was talking about the petitions being for two different things, ya doof. It was a false equivalency, which is a conservative's favorite kind of equivalency.
 
2012-12-24 01:36:13 PM  

kxs401: cman: kxs401: cman: Look up the definition of treason. It is the only criminal statute encoded into our constitution. Treason is defined as giving aid and comfort to the enemy. The American people are not the enemy of the United States. Speaking out in favor of leaving the United States is not treason.

I don't need to look it up. Treason also includes making war against the United States, which no one can secede without doing.

Reread my original statement. I was talking about people speaking, invoking their free speech rights. No one can be convicted of treason for words. After that reread my reply. Look at my context and please respond in kind. Thank you.

I was talking about the petitions being for two different things, ya doof. It was a false equivalency, which is a conservative's favorite kind of equivalency.


It's not a false equivalency. Subject matter is moot. It is about people speaking. People speaking. People speaking. People speaking. It is not treasonous to say that you want to secede because you are using words.
 
2012-12-24 01:54:50 PM  
I'm pretty sure Piers Morgan has many more regular viewers than that.
 
2012-12-24 01:57:11 PM  

cman: It is not treasonous to say that you want to secede because you are using words.


Talking about committing treason and talking about modifying our gun laws are qualitatively different things.
 
2012-12-24 02:01:58 PM  

kxs401: cman: It is not treasonous to say that you want to secede because you are using words.

Talking about committing treason and talking about modifying our gun laws are qualitatively different things.


Talking is the key word. Wanting to deport someone because they were talking is stupid.
 
2012-12-24 02:05:38 PM  

cman: kxs401: cman: It is not treasonous to say that you want to secede because you are using words.

Talking about committing treason and talking about modifying our gun laws are qualitatively different things.

Talking is the key word. Wanting to deport someone because they were talking is stupid.


Yes. But not nearly as stupid as wanting to deport someone for talking about gun control.
 
2012-12-24 02:11:20 PM  

kxs401: cman: kxs401: cman: It is not treasonous to say that you want to secede because you are using words.

Talking about committing treason and talking about modifying our gun laws are qualitatively different things.

Talking is the key word. Wanting to deport someone because they were talking is stupid.

Yes. But not nearly as stupid as wanting to deport someone for talking about gun control.


You ain't getting the last word in this discussion
 
2012-12-24 03:38:14 PM  
I didn't think that there even were 32,000 Mormons.

/TMYK
 
2012-12-24 03:38:56 PM  
Ignore the 1st amendment to uphold the 2nd. You are doing it wrong...
 
2012-12-24 03:39:24 PM  
I'd approve deporting Piers Morgan with or without his comments about gun control.
 
2012-12-24 03:39:34 PM  
They misspelled derport.
 
2012-12-24 03:40:08 PM  
Easy. Pick any 32,000 people.
 
2012-12-24 03:40:14 PM  
I prefer my redlit headline:

Gun nuts demand the derportation of Pier Morgan
 
2012-12-24 03:40:32 PM  

cman: Last week: deport those who speak out in favor of secession
This week: deport those who speak out in favor of gun control

Different sides (week one was from the left, week two from the right) and yet still the same bullshiat for someone invoking their right of free speech


One of those groups is not like the other. If they want to leave, they should just farking DO IT!
 
2012-12-24 03:41:05 PM  
religiousfreaks.com
Yeah, let's get him and make hi....what? Oh. It's in the U.S.

Oh well. Same picture, same idiots.

You ever notice there's an equal amount of nutbag zealots spread world wide? Not you of course. Someone else.
 
2012-12-24 03:41:34 PM  
Can we deport Piers Morgan anyway? Not for the gun thing, just in general.
 
2012-12-24 03:41:56 PM  

cman: kxs401: cman: kxs401: cman: It is not treasonous to say that you want to secede because you are using words.

Talking about committing treason and talking about modifying our gun laws are qualitatively different things.

Talking is the key word. Wanting to deport someone because they were talking is stupid.

Yes. But not nearly as stupid as wanting to deport someone for talking about gun control.

You ain't getting the last word in this discussion


But wanting to deport Pier Morgan could be a crime against humanity, just ask someone in the UK.
 
2012-12-24 03:43:28 PM  

Wayne 985: Can we deport Piers Morgan anyway? Not for the gun thing, just in general.


He is kind of a prat.
 
2012-12-24 03:44:15 PM  
Really? Are there that many people out there with so little to do? I think we have bigger things to worry about then a B List Brit that is mildly annoying. We still have Madonna out there for krips sakes.
 
2012-12-24 03:46:19 PM  

marius2: I don't know, how many adults post in the WWE thread again?


+1

/there's roughly 30 of us I would guess
 
2012-12-24 03:46:24 PM  

cman: Last week: deport those who speak out in favor of secession
This week: deport those who speak out in favor of gun control

Different sides (week one was from the left, week two from the right) and yet still the same bullshiat for someone invoking their right of free speech


Let's deport EVERYONE
 
2012-12-24 03:46:33 PM  

tetsoushima: He is kind of a prat.


Well - he is British.
 
2012-12-24 03:46:55 PM  
Too bad.... there are at least 10 times that number in the UK who would sign a petition for you to keep the see-unt
 
2012-12-24 03:47:04 PM  
@JeremyClarkson
Americans. It took us 40 years to get rid of Piers Morgan. Please don't send him back.
 
2012-12-24 03:48:09 PM  

cman: kxs401: cman: kxs401: cman: It is not treasonous to say that you want to secede because you are using words.

Talking about committing treason and talking about modifying our gun laws are qualitatively different things.

Talking is the key word. Wanting to deport someone because they were talking is stupid.

Yes. But not nearly as stupid as wanting to deport someone for talking about gun control.

You ain't getting the last word in this discussion


You really want to spend all day arguing with a law person on Christmas Eve so you can win an thread on Fark? Oh my.
 
2012-12-24 03:49:31 PM  
Visit the politics tab?
 
2012-12-24 03:49:51 PM  
I think you'd have to be a moron to give Piers Morgan any attention at all. He's not exactly some kind of serious journalist, doesn't he report on celebrity fashion or some other crap?
 
2012-12-24 03:50:24 PM  

tetsoushima: Wayne 985: Can we deport Piers Morgan anyway? Not for the gun thing, just in general.

He is kind of a prat.


I agree. Where do I sign?

Can we send Nancy Grace and a Bill O'reilly too?
 
2012-12-24 03:50:41 PM  
The "Fark Liberal Brigade" has that many members?

Whoa.
 
2012-12-24 03:50:45 PM  
Morons are self-identifying. Just take names.
 
2012-12-24 03:51:20 PM  
Who is this guy? Seriously? Never heard of him. I saw the name and my first thought was, "Wasn't he the Remington Steel guy?".
 
2012-12-24 03:51:45 PM  

tetsoushima: Wayne 985: Can we deport Piers Morgan anyway? Not for the gun thing, just in general.

He is kind of a prat.


Kind of? They replaced him on America's Got Talent, and Howard Stern was the kinder, gentler judge. It boggles the mind.
 
2012-12-24 03:52:11 PM  

clutchcargo2002: Who is this guy? Seriously? Never heard of him. I saw the name and my first thought was, "Wasn't he the Remington Steel guy?".


I'm pretty sure he's a bank.
 
2012-12-24 03:52:20 PM  
This is just silly. And some thing to kill time on the news cycle. Carry on.
 
2012-12-24 03:53:13 PM  
In the spirit of negotiation and since it's the Xmas season, I'll make you 30,000+ people an offer:

www.nbc.com
We deport him

IF

This guy goes too
www.eonline.com

Deal?
I'll even start a WH petition if y'all game.
 
2012-12-24 03:53:21 PM  
Your tv remote has a special button. On mine it's red. The number of people who get upset because SOMEONE said something on tv is baffling to me.

/who?
//don't even OWN a tv
///heh
 
2012-12-24 03:55:16 PM  
plus he's taken a job away from an American!
 
2012-12-24 03:55:40 PM  
Shouldn't;t we be holding him hostage in case the UK tries to send Madonna back?  "Oh yeah, well you have  to take this asshat back..."
 
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