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(BBC)   While waiting for Father Christmas here are some alternative visitors in the night to frighten the kids   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 40
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2012-12-24 03:28:27 PM
Besides a drunk stepfather?
 
2012-12-24 03:30:18 PM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-12-24 03:30:18 PM
blog.k9kostumes.com
 
2012-12-24 03:30:39 PM
Jimmy Saville?
 
2012-12-24 03:32:00 PM
shop.history.com

Happy Holidays everybody!
 
2012-12-24 03:33:33 PM
David Sedaris has a good story about different Santas all over the world. I like the Santa with six to eight black men.
 
2012-12-24 03:33:51 PM

nytmare: [blog.k9kostumes.com image 482x563]


Working today.....sucks.
This made me laugh.
Thanks mucho!

Cheers!
 
2012-12-24 03:35:13 PM
Youtube link to Six to Eight Black Men

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYdpte1W0vk
 
2012-12-24 03:36:02 PM
No crack pipe Santa?
 
2012-12-24 03:37:59 PM
[img[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/22/Krampus_ at_Perchtenlauf_Klagenfurt.jpg/220px-Krampus_at_Perchtenlauf_Klagenfur t.jpg

Krampus would make everyone on the list run away screaming
 
2012-12-24 03:38:20 PM
Awesome read .
 
2012-12-24 03:38:31 PM

ben_oakmag: David Sedaris has a good story about different Santas all over the world. I like the Santa with six to eight black men.


The Dallas Maverics?
 
2012-12-24 03:38:51 PM

Snapper Carr: [img[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/22/Krampus _ at_Perchtenlauf_Klagenfurt.jpg/220px-Krampus_at_Perchtenlauf_Klagenfur t.jpg

Krampus would make everyone on the list run away screaming


upload.wikimedia.org
I miss auto-preview
 
2012-12-24 03:46:40 PM
No Grither?
 
2012-12-24 03:59:57 PM
No Cardinal Law?
 
2012-12-24 04:00:53 PM
The thing associated with Xmas that strikes terror in the hearts of adults arrives within 30 days of Xmas. It's called the bill for all the crap bought for the big day.
 
2012-12-24 04:04:51 PM
Yeah, but what the hell is that first picture? Tentacle eyes and hands for feet, what is THAT thing?
 
2012-12-24 04:08:42 PM

nytmare: [blog.k9kostumes.com image 482x563]


I've observed one of those creatures up close. They really are quite spazzy, the one I was watching was having a temper tantrum because his dead mouse wouldn't come unsnagged from a blackberry bramble. Jumping up and down and hissing and growling.
 
2012-12-24 04:10:50 PM
Their hair is wild, their eyes surrounded by deep, black rings and they are stark naked.
They run through the village, banging on doors and throwing stones on roofs.


Or, you know, Tuesday.
 
2012-12-24 04:13:22 PM
Seriously, I went to sleep on more than a few Christmas Eves hiding under the covers fearing the arrival of Gumphinckel, who would club me to near to death and carry me off to boil me in a cauldron AND Knecht Ruprecht, who would demand I recite a prayer and beat me if I forgot the words.
 
2012-12-24 04:20:11 PM
So now Krampus is too mainstream to be put on that list?

Awesome.

By the way, Krampus the Yule Lord is an astoundingly fun read.
 
2012-12-24 04:47:59 PM
I'm starting my own tradition this year...

I'll be riding with Santa this year, dressing in my best Christmas leathers, punishing all the naughty boys and girls in a stern, yet fair, manner.

And, you Farkers all know what category you fall into. Prepare for my coming.

/no children
//bad adults only
 
2012-12-24 04:53:47 PM

Coyote Doyenne: I'm starting my own tradition this year...

I'll be riding with Santa this year, dressing in my best Christmas leathers, punishing all the naughty boys and girls in a stern, yet fair, manner.

And, you Farkers all know what category you fall into. Prepare for my coming.

/no children
//bad adults only


I thought this was a thread for nightmares.
 
2012-12-24 04:56:38 PM
no pooka?
 
2012-12-24 04:58:02 PM

gozar_the_destroyer: Coyote Doyenne: I'm starting my own tradition this year...

I'll be riding with Santa this year, dressing in my best Christmas leathers, punishing all the naughty boys and girls in a stern, yet fair, manner.

And, you Farkers all know what category you fall into. Prepare for my coming.

/no children
//bad adults only

I thought this was a thread for nightmares.


Awwww...

*pinches gozar_the_destroyer on the butt*
 
2012-12-24 04:59:43 PM

gozar_the_destroyer: I thought this was a thread for nightmares.


You must never have checked out one of her "porn" clips.

/Barf
 
2012-12-24 05:04:26 PM

Coyote Doyenne: gozar_the_destroyer: Coyote Doyenne: I'm starting my own tradition this year...

I'll be riding with Santa this year, dressing in my best Christmas leathers, punishing all the naughty boys and girls in a stern, yet fair, manner.

And, you Farkers all know what category you fall into. Prepare for my coming.

/no children
//bad adults only

I thought this was a thread for nightmares.

Awwww...

*pinches gozar_the_destroyer on the butt*


I wouldn't try and do that. Mrs. Destroyer is the jealous type.
 
2012-12-24 05:04:39 PM
 
2012-12-24 05:08:04 PM

jamspoon: A new monster for 2012 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toe-8ykTUT8


Still on the shrooms I see.
 
2012-12-24 05:17:37 PM
foolishgadgets.com
 
2012-12-24 05:21:33 PM
The Sandman, Northern Europe

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

As long as he doesn't bring the kendo stick, the kids shouldn't be too scared
 
2012-12-24 05:32:12 PM
www2.b3ta.com
 
2012-12-24 05:44:01 PM

offmymeds:


Thats my new Facebook profile pic for a couple days!
 
2012-12-24 06:51:44 PM
i599.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-24 07:11:46 PM
Czechs and Slovaks believe baby jesus delivers the presents. That's scary
 
2012-12-24 07:25:25 PM
Boo.
 
2012-12-24 07:36:38 PM
www.geekosystem.com
 
2012-12-24 09:34:17 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: gozar_the_destroyer: I thought this was a thread for nightmares.

You must never have checked out one of her "porn" clips.

/Barf


Funny. My clips always get your mother hot.

/such a sweet gal, she is
 
2012-12-24 09:35:53 PM

gozar_the_destroyer: Coyote Doyenne: gozar_the_destroyer: Coyote Doyenne: I'm starting my own tradition this year...

I'll be riding with Santa this year, dressing in my best Christmas leathers, punishing all the naughty boys and girls in a stern, yet fair, manner.

And, you Farkers all know what category you fall into. Prepare for my coming.

/no children
//bad adults only

I thought this was a thread for nightmares.

Awwww...

*pinches gozar_the_destroyer on the butt*

I wouldn't try and do that. Mrs. Destroyer is the jealous type.


Oops! Terribly sorry! I'd be delighted to give her a pinch, though. ;)

/you can watch
//and hold the camera
 
2012-12-25 08:57:51 AM
ftfa: Usually it has red eyes, and sometimes a red glowing ear. It is also known as El Coco and El Cucuy. Some stories have the monster as a child who suffered terrible violence and returns from the dead to terrorise the living.

You sure it's not red glowing hair?
 
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