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		While waiting for Father Christmas here are some alternative visitors in the night to frighten the kids (bbc.co.uk)		40
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ArtosRC		2012-12-24 03:28:27 PM

Besides a drunk stepfather?

JeebusofSuburbia		2012-12-24 03:30:18 PM

nytmare		2012-12-24 03:30:18 PM

Aardvark Inc.		2012-12-24 03:30:39 PM

Jimmy Saville?

bearded clamorer		2012-12-24 03:32:00 PM

Happy Holidays everybody!

ben_oakmag		2012-12-24 03:33:33 PM

David Sedaris has a good story about different Santas all over the world. I like the Santa with six to eight black men.

the_end_is_rear		2012-12-24 03:33:51 PM

nytmare: [blog.k9kostumes.com image 482x563]

Working today.....sucks.
This made me laugh.
Thanks mucho!

Cheers!

ben_oakmag		2012-12-24 03:35:13 PM

Youtube link to Six to Eight Black Men

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYdpte1W0vk

Gaius		2012-12-24 03:36:02 PM

No crack pipe Santa?

Snapper Carr		2012-12-24 03:37:59 PM

[img[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/22/Krampus_ at_Perchtenlauf_Klagenfurt.jpg/220px-Krampus_at_Perchtenlauf_Klagenfur t.jpg

Krampus would make everyone on the list run away screaming

Crappopotamus		2012-12-24 03:38:20 PM

Awesome read .

Active introvert		2012-12-24 03:38:31 PM

ben_oakmag: David Sedaris has a good story about different Santas all over the world. I like the Santa with six to eight black men.

The Dallas Maverics?

Snapper Carr		2012-12-24 03:38:51 PM

Snapper Carr: [img[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/22/Krampus _ at_Perchtenlauf_Klagenfurt.jpg/220px-Krampus_at_Perchtenlauf_Klagenfur t.jpg

Krampus would make everyone on the list run away screaming

I miss auto-preview

Trance750		2012-12-24 03:46:40 PM

No Grither?

the_rhino		2012-12-24 03:59:57 PM

No Cardinal Law?

Prey4reign		2012-12-24 04:00:53 PM

The thing associated with Xmas that strikes terror in the hearts of adults arrives within 30 days of Xmas. It's called the bill for all the crap bought for the big day.

Deddude9988		2012-12-24 04:04:51 PM

Yeah, but what the hell is that first picture? Tentacle eyes and hands for feet, what is THAT thing?

FunkOut		2012-12-24 04:08:42 PM

nytmare: [blog.k9kostumes.com image 482x563]

I've observed one of those creatures up close. They really are quite spazzy, the one I was watching was having a temper tantrum because his dead mouse wouldn't come unsnagged from a blackberry bramble. Jumping up and down and hissing and growling.

Current Resident		2012-12-24 04:10:50 PM

Their hair is wild, their eyes surrounded by deep, black rings and they are stark naked.
They run through the village, banging on doors and throwing stones on roofs.

Or, you know, Tuesday.

Fecacacophany		2012-12-24 04:13:22 PM

Seriously, I went to sleep on more than a few Christmas Eves hiding under the covers fearing the arrival of Gumphinckel, who would club me to near to death and carry me off to boil me in a cauldron AND Knecht Ruprecht, who would demand I recite a prayer and beat me if I forgot the words.

Prank Call of Cthulhu		2012-12-24 04:20:11 PM

So now Krampus is too mainstream to be put on that list?

Awesome.

By the way, Krampus the Yule Lord is an astoundingly fun read.

Coyote Doyenne		2012-12-24 04:47:59 PM

I'm starting my own tradition this year...

I'll be riding with Santa this year, dressing in my best Christmas leathers, punishing all the naughty boys and girls in a stern, yet fair, manner.

And, you Farkers all know what category you fall into. Prepare for my coming.

/no children
//bad adults only

gozar_the_destroyer		2012-12-24 04:53:47 PM

Coyote Doyenne: I'm starting my own tradition this year...

I'll be riding with Santa this year, dressing in my best Christmas leathers, punishing all the naughty boys and girls in a stern, yet fair, manner.

And, you Farkers all know what category you fall into. Prepare for my coming.

/no children
//bad adults only

I thought this was a thread for nightmares.

one of Ripley's Bad Guys		2012-12-24 04:56:38 PM

no pooka?

Coyote Doyenne		2012-12-24 04:58:02 PM

gozar_the_destroyer: Coyote Doyenne: I'm starting my own tradition this year...

I'll be riding with Santa this year, dressing in my best Christmas leathers, punishing all the naughty boys and girls in a stern, yet fair, manner.

And, you Farkers all know what category you fall into. Prepare for my coming.

/no children
//bad adults only

I thought this was a thread for nightmares.

Awwww...

*pinches gozar_the_destroyer on the butt*

Prank Call of Cthulhu		2012-12-24 04:59:43 PM

gozar_the_destroyer: I thought this was a thread for nightmares.

You must never have checked out one of her "porn" clips.

/Barf

gozar_the_destroyer		2012-12-24 05:04:26 PM

Coyote Doyenne: gozar_the_destroyer: Coyote Doyenne: I'm starting my own tradition this year...

I'll be riding with Santa this year, dressing in my best Christmas leathers, punishing all the naughty boys and girls in a stern, yet fair, manner.

And, you Farkers all know what category you fall into. Prepare for my coming.

/no children
//bad adults only

I thought this was a thread for nightmares.

Awwww...

*pinches gozar_the_destroyer on the butt*

I wouldn't try and do that. Mrs. Destroyer is the jealous type.

jamspoon		2012-12-24 05:04:39 PM

A new monster for 2012 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toe-8ykTUT8

gozar_the_destroyer		2012-12-24 05:08:04 PM

jamspoon: A new monster for 2012 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toe-8ykTUT8

Still on the shrooms I see.

Deep Contact		2012-12-24 05:17:37 PM

machoprogrammer		2012-12-24 05:21:33 PM

The Sandman, Northern Europe

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

As long as he doesn't bring the kendo stick, the kids shouldn't be too scared

offmymeds		2012-12-24 05:32:12 PM

iron_city_ap		2012-12-24 05:44:01 PM

offmymeds:

Thats my new Facebook profile pic for a couple days!

Count_0		2012-12-24 06:51:44 PM

Cajnik		2012-12-24 07:11:46 PM

Czechs and Slovaks believe baby jesus delivers the presents. That's scary

Indubitably		2012-12-24 07:25:25 PM

Boo.

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2012-12-24 07:36:38 PM

Coyote Doyenne		2012-12-24 09:34:17 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: gozar_the_destroyer: I thought this was a thread for nightmares.

You must never have checked out one of her "porn" clips.

/Barf

Funny. My clips always get your mother hot.

/such a sweet gal, she is

Coyote Doyenne		2012-12-24 09:35:53 PM

gozar_the_destroyer: Coyote Doyenne: gozar_the_destroyer: Coyote Doyenne: I'm starting my own tradition this year...

I'll be riding with Santa this year, dressing in my best Christmas leathers, punishing all the naughty boys and girls in a stern, yet fair, manner.

And, you Farkers all know what category you fall into. Prepare for my coming.

/no children
//bad adults only

I thought this was a thread for nightmares.

Awwww...

*pinches gozar_the_destroyer on the butt*

I wouldn't try and do that. Mrs. Destroyer is the jealous type.

Oops! Terribly sorry! I'd be delighted to give her a pinch, though. ;)

/you can watch
//and hold the camera

Isildur		2012-12-25 08:57:51 AM

ftfa: Usually it has red eyes, and sometimes a red glowing ear. It is also known as El Coco and El Cucuy. Some stories have the monster as a child who suffered terrible violence and returns from the dead to terrorise the living.

You sure it's not red glowing hair?

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