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(This Is Somerset)   Donkeys help Somerset man pop the question to his girlfriend. Dare I ask   (thisissomerset.co.uk) divider line 51
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2012-12-24 08:14:42 AM  
Ib4 "ass" jokes
 
2012-12-24 09:57:36 AM  
"I got Derek and put his face looking at her, so she opened her eyes and got a surprise and started crying. I had one note on Derek's collar explaining the donkeys' history, and there was another on Bertie's collar with the four magic words."

Well now, don't leave us in suspense! What were they?!
 
2012-12-24 10:54:03 AM  
sharetv.org
 
2012-12-24 11:20:13 AM  

Sid_6.7: "I got Derek and put his face looking at her, so she opened her eyes and got a surprise and started crying. I had one note on Derek's collar explaining the donkeys' history, and there was another on Bertie's collar with the four magic words."

Well now, don't leave us in suspense! What were they?!


What IS that smell?
 
2012-12-24 11:23:43 AM  
We call it "interspecies erotica"
 
2012-12-24 11:52:21 AM  
Donkey porn thread?
 
2012-12-24 11:53:05 AM  

Sid_6.7: "I got Derek and put his face looking at her, so she opened her eyes and got a surprise and started crying. I had one note on Derek's collar explaining the donkeys' history, and there was another on Bertie's collar with the four magic words."

Well now, don't leave us in suspense! What were they?!


your ass or mine?
 
2012-12-24 11:54:03 AM  
Nothing says 'I love you' like the gift of ass.
 
2012-12-24 11:54:06 AM  
pixel.nymag.com
 
2012-12-24 11:54:35 AM  
How did he hide them? Did he throw a sheet over them or something?
 
2012-12-24 11:55:26 AM  
So I take it the answer was "Ooo arrr?"
 
2012-12-24 11:59:16 AM  
He was asking the donkey for permission?
 
2012-12-24 11:59:51 AM  
cache.daylife.com
 
2012-12-24 12:05:56 PM  
No Shrek references?
 
2012-12-24 12:10:05 PM  
Dat ass.
 
2012-12-24 12:10:20 PM  
See, most guys who want their wives to have a nice ass will plunk down money for expensive plastic
surgery or a gym membership.
 
2012-12-24 12:12:03 PM  

cgraves67: Nothing says 'I love you' like the gift of ass.


Maybe she really likes pegging.
 
2012-12-24 12:15:31 PM  
So we went to Bath
Is that like going to university?
Or like going to hospital?
English, use articles or don't.
Make up your minds.
 
2012-12-24 12:16:25 PM  

Sid_6.7: "I got Derek and put his face looking at her, so she opened her eyes and got a surprise and started crying. I had one note on Derek's collar explaining the donkeys' history, and there was another on Bertie's collar with the four magic words."

Well now, don't leave us in suspense! What were they?!


I gave you herps?
 
2012-12-24 12:18:05 PM  

vudukungfu: So we went to Bath
Is that like going to university?
Or like going to hospital?
English, use articles or don't.
Make up your minds.


Not sure if serious, but Bath is a CITY.
 
2012-12-24 12:22:52 PM  
He proposed in Tijuana?

/ DNRTFA
 
2012-12-24 12:24:09 PM  
Oh no, Not another Kardashian article...
 
2012-12-24 12:32:14 PM  
They routinely bought eachother strange gifts, her buying him a cow once....

Why can't I ever have a girlfriend who will buy me a cow? ;_;
 
2012-12-24 12:33:06 PM  
banned from ceremonies:

i.huffpost.com
 
2012-12-24 12:33:41 PM  
Was it this guy? Kind of NSFW
 
2012-12-24 12:38:50 PM  

Sid_6.7: "I got Derek and put his face looking at her, so she opened her eyes and got a surprise and started crying. I had one note on Derek's collar explaining the donkeys' history, and there was another on Bertie's collar with the four magic words."

Well now, don't leave us in suspense! What were they?!


Nitwit, blubber, odd-man, tweak
 
2012-12-24 12:39:08 PM  
Look like his summer is set if ya know what I mean.
 
2012-12-24 12:39:42 PM  
anotherplotdevice.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-24 12:42:12 PM  

vudukungfu: So we went to Bath
Is that like going to university?
Or like going to hospital?
English, use articles or don't.
Make up your minds.


Notsureifserious.jpg

Bath is a town, would you say I'm going to the Seattle?
 
2012-12-24 12:45:09 PM  

imtheonlylp: banned from ceremonies:


If I could vote on mobile, you'd have gotten both a funny and a smart vote for that.

/good job!
 
2012-12-24 12:46:49 PM  
 
2012-12-24 12:50:57 PM  

Sid_6.7: Well now, don't leave us in suspense! What were they?!


"See you in Mexico"
 
2012-12-24 12:52:43 PM  

ArkAngel: We call it "interspecies erotica"


Oooh cake!
 
2012-12-24 12:55:51 PM  
i305.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-24 01:00:49 PM  
WOO! GO BRONCOS!
 
2012-12-24 01:21:27 PM  
Taman Shud
 
2012-12-24 01:23:18 PM  
Taht'll do, Donkey. That'll do.
 
2012-12-24 01:33:56 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-24 02:06:21 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-24 02:19:05 PM  

jtown: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


Always have a plan B.
 
2012-12-24 02:23:18 PM  
"She's been pestering me about getting married...."

"The couple who met two years ago..."

Yeah, not pushy at all there.
 
2012-12-24 02:43:08 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

"What is a donkey?"
 
2012-12-24 02:44:20 PM  
Normal for Somerset.
 
2012-12-24 02:54:26 PM  

strangeluck: They routinely bought eachother strange gifts, her buying him a cow once....

Why can't I ever have a girlfriend who will buy me a cow? ;_;


You still have your mom,don't you?
 
2012-12-24 03:03:54 PM  

ChipNASA: NSFW, .. ."With This Ring" ......


If PETA sees this there's gonna be hell to pay for sure.
 
2012-12-24 03:15:54 PM  
I was really confused til I clicked the link. Wtf did Ky just name a shiatload of towns are ones in the UK or what?
 
2012-12-24 03:19:13 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: ChipNASA: NSFW, .. ."With This Ring" ......

If PETA sees this there's gonna be hell to pay for sure.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-12-24 03:47:28 PM  
What a donkey may look like.

img004.lazygirls.info

/link hotter than the 1919 incident.
 
2012-12-24 04:22:02 PM  

Chevello: [anotherplotdevice.files.wordpress.com image 480x272]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-12-24 07:08:20 PM  

vudukungfu: So we went to Bath
Is that like going to university?
Or like going to hospital?
English, use articles or don't.
Make up your minds.


Another not sure if serious here. Bath is the site of the Roman baths of Aquae Sulis, which are almost 2000 years old. And people have used the springs there since the mesolithic. And it's in Somerset, which is a quirky and interesting little county. Birthplace of one of history's greatest engineers - Brunel. Home of lots of interesting music - Portishead, Massive Attack, Finlay Quaye... And it goes from the heights of the Bristolian metropolis, once a major port for slavery - leading to the cosmopolitan makeup of the city - down to sleepy villages where you can knock back a pint of Thatchers with farmers.

It's also the native county of Richard Amerike, who may have had America named after him. Many say that it was named after Amerigo Vespucci, but the evidence of whom it was named after has been lost. More countries names are based on surnames rather than forenames, however, so make of that what you will.

A Terrible Human: I was really confused til I clicked the link. Wtf did Ky just name a shiatload of towns are ones in the UK or what?


Uh. Trying to read through your post, I think you're asking if lots of places in Kentucky are named after places in the UK.

Lots of places in the US, and Canada are named after places in the UK. It's because a lot of the original inhabitants of the Americas were British. Hence WASP, etc.

/Not sure my post makes sense, but WTF, it's Xmas day, and I'm a bit drunk.
//Have a good one, fellow farkers.
 
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