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(UPI)   Kristen Stewart confirms sequel to "Snow White and the Huntsman," unable to confirm whether she is excited about it   (upi.com) divider line 68
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2012-12-24 08:10:10 AM
Ohhhh, the daily "I'd like to slip my fingers up Kristin Stewarts lady parts" thread is here.
 
2012-12-24 08:15:29 AM
No, I'm so excited about it

In my head I read that in Droopy's voice.
 
2012-12-24 08:15:38 AM
Not sure that movie is deserving of a sequel, but I will say this, it wasn't awful.
 
2012-12-24 09:04:24 AM

MayoSlather: Not sure that movie is deserving of a sequel, but I will say this, it wasn't awful.


I enjoyed most of it.  Her rallying speech near the end really soured me, though.  Terribly scripted speech, worsened by her unconvincing acting.
 
2012-12-24 09:17:17 AM

Diogenes: MayoSlather: Not sure that movie is deserving of a sequel, but I will say this, it wasn't awful.

I enjoyed most of it.  Her rallying speech near the end really soured me, though.  Terribly scripted speech, worsened by her unconvincing acting.


Yeah that speech was really a noticeable stretch for Stewart's acting. Although she's competent enough as long as she stays within her limited range e.g. Adventureland.
 
2012-12-24 09:47:31 AM
My wife would feed me into an ill-maintained tree chipper on my birthday if Chris Hemsworth asked her to, and even she said that movie was unwatchable thanks to Kristen "I'm smelling a fart...forever" Stewart.
 
2012-12-24 10:04:24 AM
Yeah, this movie doesn't need a sequel
 
2012-12-24 10:08:13 AM
The film was just-barely made one-time-watchable by its veteran-character-actor-filled supporting cast (including the woefully under-appreciated Bob Hoskins in what is sadly very likely to be his final screen appearance.).

Ach mein Gott! Did he ever deserve better for his cinematic swan song. F*ck you, Parkinsons. Just...f*ck you.
 
2012-12-24 10:12:48 AM
...Parkinson's.

For that faux pas, have some couldn't-be-more-work-unsafe photos of Charlize Theron from when she posed for Playboy:


http://charlize-central.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=366
 
2012-12-24 10:48:50 AM

Pandora's Litterbox: ...Parkinson's.

For that faux pas, have some couldn't-be-more-work-unsafe photos of Charlize Theron from when she posed for Playboy:


http://charlize-central.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=366


She surely is the fairest of them all.
 
2012-12-24 11:53:22 AM

cman: Ohhhh, the daily "I'd like to slip my fingers up Kristin Stewarts lady parts" thread is here.


Who is Kristin Stewarts?
 
2012-12-24 11:55:33 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: cman: Ohhhh, the daily "I'd like to slip my fingers up Kristin Stewarts lady parts" thread is here.

Who is Kristin Stewarts?


I wrote that whilst using an iPad. Give me a break.
 
2012-12-24 11:57:09 AM
horrible movie.
 
2012-12-24 12:19:37 PM
Doesn't need a sequel. Wasn't the worst thing I ever watched but it works best as a standalone.

I imagine sometime in the future Vivid and other adult movie companies are going to start making porn versions of sleeping beauty, beauty and the beast, so on.
 
2012-12-24 12:26:30 PM
The best character in that movie was killed. A sequel would be pointless.


/KS can't act, but I still would be up for disappointing her.
 
rpm
2012-12-24 12:28:35 PM

Gergesa: Doesn't need a sequel. Wasn't the worst thing I ever watched but it works best as a standalone.

I imagine sometime in the future Vivid and other adult movie companies are going to start making porn versions of sleeping beauty, beauty and the beast, so on.


Future? I'd be surprised if they haven't already done it.
 
2012-12-24 12:29:03 PM
It was an art director's/costume designer's wet dream and also Miss Theron was the only one of the three leads who was at all adept at essaying her role (but she has done much finer worker before and will again i'm sure in the future).

And yes, if I was the type to publicly declare such uncouth pronouncements as "I'd very much like to introduce her to my royal scepter", here would be the place and now would be the time where/when i'd say it.
 
2012-12-24 12:29:29 PM
It had Charlize Theron taking a milk bath and I still nearly walked out. Yeah, it was pretty to look at but there really wasn't much there.
 
2012-12-24 12:29:40 PM

rpm: Gergesa: Doesn't need a sequel. Wasn't the worst thing I ever watched but it works best as a standalone.

I imagine sometime in the future Vivid and other adult movie companies are going to start making porn versions of sleeping beauty, beauty and the beast, so on.

Future? I'd be surprised if they haven't already done it.


That maybe but I am not doing a GIS for beauty and the beast porn.
 
2012-12-24 12:41:09 PM
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in b4 "haters gonna hate" crew

/she's not going to sleep with you.
 
2012-12-24 12:42:57 PM
That movie was boring as hell. I really tried to like it but the story was all over the place and Chalize Theron's character was very inconsistent. Don't need to comment on Snow White.
 
2012-12-24 12:49:12 PM

Pandora's Litterbox: ...Parkinson's.

For that faux pas, have some couldn't-be-more-work-unsafe photos of Charlize Theron from when she posed for Playboy:


http://charlize-central.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=366


You truly are doing god's work.
 
2012-12-24 01:06:39 PM

cman: Quantum Apostrophe: cman: Ohhhh, the daily "I'd like to slip my fingers up Kristin Stewarts lady parts" thread is here.

Who is Kristin Stewarts?

I wrote that whilst using an iPad. Give me a break.


The iPad also changes 'while' to 'whilst'?
 
2012-12-24 01:09:56 PM

unyon: Pandora's Litterbox: ...Parkinson's.

For that faux pas, have some couldn't-be-more-work-unsafe photos of Charlize Theron from when she posed for Playboy:


http://charlize-central.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=366

You truly are doing god's work.



Thjanbnk Yoiu,
It'sh defficuylt to typre witgh this gooery styuff on myt keabored.....1 ahaanded no liess.

//still smoking hot
 
2012-12-24 01:12:28 PM

unyon: Pandora's Litterbox: ...Parkinson's.

For that faux pas, have some couldn't-be-more-work-unsafe photos of Charlize Theron from when she posed for Playboy:


http://charlize-central.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=366

You truly are doing god's work.


Christmas came early.  And so did you.
 
2012-12-24 01:24:45 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: KS can't act, but I still would be up for disappointing her.


On the bright side, at least you wouldn't know if she was disappointed or not.
 
2012-12-24 01:28:27 PM
I bet none of you knew that she's Jimmy Stewart's great-granddaughter.
 
2012-12-24 01:29:58 PM

assjuice: cman: Quantum Apostrophe: cman: Ohhhh, the daily "I'd like to slip my fingers up Kristin Stewarts lady parts" thread is here.

Who is Kristin Stewarts?

I wrote that whilst using an iPad. Give me a break.

The iPad also changes 'while' to 'whilst'?


No, I was on my desktop. I felt like being pompous for its own sake.
 
das
2012-12-24 01:33:46 PM

cman: assjuice: cman: Quantum Apostrophe: cman: Ohhhh, the daily "I'd like to slip my fingers up Kristin Stewarts lady parts" thread is here.

Who is Kristin Stewarts?

I wrote that whilst using an iPad. Give me a break.

The iPad also changes 'while' to 'whilst'?

No, I was on my desktop. I felt like being pompous for its own sake.


On Fark?? Never!!
 
2012-12-24 01:36:52 PM
Did the mirror actually say that Stewart was fairer than Theron?
 
2012-12-24 01:37:59 PM
I would love to see her excited/not-excited while I give her the best two and a half seconds of my life.
 
2012-12-24 01:53:57 PM
Given that Snow White spends half the movie lying motionless and not emoting, wouldn't this actually be the perfect role for Stewart?
 
2012-12-24 01:54:39 PM
I had no problem with myth and magic but a movie where chipmunk girl is considered prettier than Charlize totally destroyed my suspension of disbelief.
 
2012-12-24 01:56:35 PM

fozziewazzi: Did the mirror actually say that Stewart was fairer than Theron?


I really wish the directors cut had the mirror flashing a troll face after saying that.
 
2012-12-24 02:00:08 PM

Flappyhead: fozziewazzi: Did the mirror actually say that Stewart was fairer than Theron?

I really wish the directors cut had the mirror flashing a troll face after saying that.


LOL.  They should have cast the mirror as a really sarcastic gay queen.
 
2012-12-24 02:00:44 PM
Snow White and the Seven Grips who Kristin Stewart Will Sleep With.
 
2012-12-24 02:01:54 PM

AnEvilGuest: I had no problem with myth and magic but a movie where chipmunk girl is considered prettier than Charlize totally destroyed my suspension of disbelief.


Yeah the movie had to at least explain. Like Theron's character doesn't swallow while Stewart not only swallows but likes anal. Cause that always affects a girls hotness.
 
2012-12-24 02:13:18 PM

das: cman: assjuice: cman: Quantum Apostrophe: cman: Ohhhh, the daily "I'd like to slip my fingers up Kristin Stewarts lady parts" thread is here.

Who is Kristin Stewarts?

I wrote that whilst using an iPad. Give me a break.

The iPad also changes 'while' to 'whilst'?

No, I was on my desktop. I felt like being pompous for its own sake.

On Fark?? Never!!


Forsooth, tis a rare man who concedes such folly.
 
2012-12-24 02:17:11 PM

cman: Ohhhh, the daily "I'd like to slip my fingers up Kristin Stewarts lady parts" thread is here.


Sybarite: No, I'm so excited about it

In my head I read that in Droopy's voice.


Now I can't see Droopy's face without seeing a caricature of flappy lady parts.

Thanks FARK, you're the BEST.

/farkers
 
2012-12-24 02:19:17 PM

BigLuca: das: cman: assjuice: cman: Quantum Apostrophe: cman: Ohhhh, the daily "I'd like to slip my fingers up Kristin Stewarts lady parts" thread is here.

Who is Kristin Stewarts?

I wrote that whilst using an iPad. Give me a break.

The iPad also changes 'while' to 'whilst'?

No, I was on my desktop. I felt like being pompous for its own sake.

On Fark?? Never!!

Forsooth, tis a rare man who concedes such folly.


indubitably
 
2012-12-24 02:19:47 PM

BigLuca: das: cman: assjuice: cman: Quantum Apostrophe: cman: Ohhhh, the daily "I'd like to slip my fingers up Kristin Stewarts lady parts" thread is here.

Who is Kristin Stewarts?

I wrote that whilst using an iPad. Give me a break.

The iPad also changes 'while' to 'whilst'?

No, I was on my desktop. I felt like being pompous for its own sake.

On Fark?? Never!!

Forsooth, tis a rare man who concedes such folly.


Forlet thy thought and hold thy tongue, for thou art wanting in sheen
 
2012-12-24 02:23:52 PM

Digitalstrange: AnEvilGuest: I had no problem with myth and magic but a movie where chipmunk girl is considered prettier than Charlize totally destroyed my suspension of disbelief.

Yeah the movie had to at least explain. Like Theron's character doesn't swallow while Stewart not only swallows but likes anal. Cause that always affects a girls hotness.


Oh I get it now. The mirror was a voyeur and got tired of watching the Queen give half-hearted bj's and wanted some full on dwarf on princess gangbangs.
 
2012-12-24 02:53:01 PM
Stewart told Indiewire.com,

"Oh, it's gonna be [expletive] amazing,"

"No, I'm so excited about it, it's crazy.

I'm totally not allowed to talk about it."


Magical.
 
2012-12-24 02:58:47 PM

Pandora's Litterbox: ...Parkinson's.

For that faux pas, have some couldn't-be-more-work-unsafe photos of Charlize Theron from when she posed for Playboy:


http://charlize-central.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=366


Are you Santa Claus? Because that's one hell of a Christmas gift.

/brb fapping
 
2012-12-24 03:04:53 PM
Over the summer I saw three movies over the course of 2 days: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (disappointing), Dark Shadows (Better than expected, but that's not saying much), and Snow White and the Huntsman. A week later, I mentioned to a friend I went to see some movies, and it took me nearly 15 minutes to remember Snow White. It was that forgettable.
 
2012-12-24 03:05:01 PM

cman: Ohhhh, the daily "I'd like to slip my fingers up Kristin Stewarts lady parts" thread is here.


She's easy to look at but from what little celebrity gossip I've been exposed to she strikes me as someone who I'd get sick of if I were diddling her. Might be fun to get stoned with her though.
 
2012-12-24 03:09:16 PM
SHE'S IN THE ATTIC!
 
2012-12-24 03:09:21 PM

Digitalstrange: AnEvilGuest: I had no problem with myth and magic but a movie where chipmunk girl is considered prettier than Charlize totally destroyed my suspension of disbelief.

Yeah the movie had to at least explain. Like Theron's character doesn't swallow while Stewart not only swallows but likes anal. Cause that always affects a girls hotness.


YOU WILL NOT KILL THE IDEA THAT THERON IS DIRTIER THAN SASHA GREY IN BED FOR ME SIR
 
2012-12-24 03:24:13 PM
I still think she looked like they picked her up from the bus station ten minutes before her appearance at the 12/12/12 concert.
 
2012-12-24 03:56:20 PM

cman: BigLuca: das: cman: assjuice: cman: Quantum Apostrophe: cman: Ohhhh, the daily "I'd like to slip my fingers up Kristin Stewarts lady parts" thread is here.

Who is Kristin Stewarts?

I wrote that whilst using an iPad. Give me a break.

The iPad also changes 'while' to 'whilst'?

No, I was on my desktop. I felt like being pompous for its own sake.

On Fark?? Never!!

Forsooth, tis a rare man who concedes such folly.

Forlet thy thought and hold thy tongue, for thou art wanting in sheen


Woah buddy, I'm not wanting in sheen. I've got so much sheen I could go down a slip-n-slide dry.
 
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