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(Des Moines Register)   Cardboard Tim Tebow had a better year than the Real Tim Tebow   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 31
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2012-12-24 08:37:43 AM  
Real Tim "Whiny B*tch" Tebow should have prayed harder.
 
2012-12-24 08:42:04 AM  
Why is this girl treated as if she were normal? If a guy would have taken a porn star blow up doll to prom, he would have been escorted out.
 
2012-12-24 09:16:22 AM  

WTF Indeed: Real Tim "Whiny B*tch" Tebow should have prayed harder.


You sit on a Jets bench all season behind Mark Sanchez while he goes 1 TD/7 INT in 3 games, and see how patient you are about your lot in life.
 
2012-12-24 09:18:27 AM  

bgilmore5: Why is this girl treated as if she were normal? If a guy would have taken a porn star blow up doll to prom, he would have been escorted out.


because, of reasons.
 
2012-12-24 09:21:06 AM  
So did cardboard Tim hit it, or what?
 
2012-12-24 09:23:05 AM  

SkylineRecords: WTF Indeed: Real Tim "Whiny B*tch" Tebow should have prayed harder.

You sit on a Jets bench all season behind Mark Sanchez while he goes 1 TD/7 INT in 3 games, and see how patient you are about your lot in life.


Yeah, by the same token, how ever begrudgingly, the team that broke all their promises to him, cracked the door open enough for him to get on the field to shut everyone up. He should have been a pro for a week then taken his talents to Jacksonville.
 
2012-12-24 09:35:46 AM  

SkylineRecords: You sit on a Jets bench all season behind Mark Sanchez while he goes 1 TD/7 INT in 3 games, and see how patient you are about your lot in life.


You see the problem with that theory is it only works if the coaches wanted Tebow. As the season wore on it became obvious that Tebow was the idea of Woody Johnson.
 
2012-12-24 09:39:19 AM  

Tickle Mittens: SkylineRecords: WTF Indeed: Real Tim "Whiny B*tch" Tebow should have prayed harder.

You sit on a Jets bench all season behind Mark Sanchez while he goes 1 TD/7 INT in 3 games, and see how patient you are about your lot in life.

Yeah, by the same token, how ever begrudgingly, the team that broke all their promises to him, cracked the door open enough for him to get on the field to shut everyone up. He should have been a pro for a week then taken his talents to Jacksonville.


Reports this morning say that the guy refused to take part in Wildcat plays yesterday. He should've gone to Jacksonville in the first place, but I have less and less sympathy for him by the day.
 
2012-12-24 10:06:52 AM  
Tickle Mittens: Yeah, by the same token, how ever begrudgingly, the team that broke all their promises to him, cracked the door open enough for him to get on the field to shut everyone up. He should have been a pro for a week then taken his talents to Jacksonville.

Baloney. They never turned the game over to him, they only used him in gimmick plays. Opposing defenses now know exactly what's coming when he goes into the game and blitz on every play. Any halfway decent offensive coordinator would pick up on that and run screen plays and swing passes off of it; but the Jets have Sparano. Yeah Tebow got on the field alright, but he never had a chance with that loser calling the plays.
 
2012-12-24 10:25:59 AM  

varmitydog: Tickle Mittens: Yeah, by the same token, how ever begrudgingly, the team that broke all their promises to him, cracked the door open enough for him to get on the field to shut everyone up. He should have been a pro for a week then taken his talents to Jacksonville.

Baloney. They never turned the game over to him, they only used him in gimmick plays. Opposing defenses now know exactly what's coming when he goes into the game and blitz on every play. Any halfway decent offensive coordinator would pick up on that and run screen plays and swing passes off of it; but the Jets have Sparano. Yeah Tebow got on the field alright, but he never had a chance with that loser calling the plays.


What's quitting going to do for him? He sure showed everyone. He's the Rorschach of the Jets only without all that revealing the conspiracy, foiling the villans thing. Btw no matter how shiatty the play calling, all he had to do was go out there, not shove the rock up his guard's pooper, and not throw 4 picks. And that defense would probably carry him off the field triumphantly; no matter the final score. Hell, the Bills are going to want to play man to man, that's going to give him more running lanes. He should have chosen to be a pro. Its not like everyone doesn't realize the Jets have completely mismanaged their season and put him in an intractable if not impossible situation. He picked the ONLY losing move available to him. What's that say?
 
2012-12-24 11:06:49 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Tickle Mittens: SkylineRecords: WTF Indeed: Real Tim "Whiny B*tch" Tebow should have prayed harder.

You sit on a Jets bench all season behind Mark Sanchez while he goes 1 TD/7 INT in 3 games, and see how patient you are about your lot in life.

Yeah, by the same token, how ever begrudgingly, the team that broke all their promises to him, cracked the door open enough for him to get on the field to shut everyone up. He should have been a pro for a week then taken his talents to Jacksonville.

Reports this morning say that the guy refused to take part in Wildcat plays yesterday. He should've gone to Jacksonville in the first place, but I have less and less sympathy for him by the day.


He's the sympathy figure in this whole debacle; a failing management's going to denigrate him any chance they get.
 
2012-12-24 11:15:08 AM  
Bird is now a student at Northwestern College in Orange City. She took her prom date with her.

Cardboard Tebow got to see a reasonably attractive nubile blonde naked. Real Tebow probably didn't.
 
2012-12-24 11:30:46 AM  

bgilmore5: Why is this girl treated as if she were normal? If a guy would have taken a porn star blow up doll to prom, he would have been escorted out.


Yes, but she brought in a Tebow cardboard cut out, which is seemingly innocent, and not a blow up doll, which is not.

Apple, meet orange. Orange thinks you're a goddamned idiot.
 
2012-12-24 11:42:13 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Reports this morning say that the guy refused to take part in Wildcat plays yesterday. He should've gone to Jacksonville in the first place, but I have less and less sympathy for him by the day.


Can you link to "reports"? I haven't seen anything like this; I just see the Jets make stupid moves over and over.

/skipping the 2nd string to play a 3rd string is stupid
/having 2 players listed as second string is stupid
 
2012-12-24 11:56:02 AM  

skrame: Incorrigible Astronaut: Reports this morning say that the guy refused to take part in Wildcat plays yesterday. He should've gone to Jacksonville in the first place, but I have less and less sympathy for him by the day.

Can you link to "reports"? I haven't seen anything like this; I just see the Jets make stupid moves over and over.

/skipping the 2nd string to play a 3rd string is stupid
/having 2 players listed as second string is stupid


It was from the newest Clayton column. The bit is so vague that (like another Farker pointed out) it's just as possible that someone inside the Jets camp is simply trying to throw mud on the guy, but for as vocal as he's been about wanting out, saying, "I'm only going to play the position that you promised to me to make me come here" isn't exactly a huge stretch.
 
2012-12-24 11:56:40 AM  
Whoops, forgot to paste the link- http://m.espn.go.com/nfl/story?storyId=8774744
 
2012-12-24 12:09:09 PM  
He cites bible verses in his makeup.

He's too pure to help his team by contribute unless he is the starter.

F*ck him.
 
2012-12-24 12:13:30 PM  
ten foiled hats: So did cardboard Tim hit it, or what?

She's a 'devout Christian', so I'm guessing there is some shredded cardboard in her chocolate starfish.
 
2012-12-24 02:09:19 PM  

SkylineRecords: WTF Indeed: Real Tim "Whiny B*tch" Tebow should have prayed harder.

You sit on a Jets bench all season behind Mark Sanchez while he goes 1 TD/7 INT in 3 games, and see how patient you are about your lot in life.

"Eloi Eloi lama sabachthani?"

- Tim Tebow
 
2012-12-24 02:42:16 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: "Eloi Eloi lama sabachthani?"
- Tim Tebow


i just recently learned this phrase on fark, so i am getting a kick out of this reply


bgilmore5: If a guy would have taken a porn star blow up doll to prom


they are called 'real dolls' and you should be nicer to kwame
 
2012-12-24 02:51:09 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: skrame: Incorrigible Astronaut: Reports this morning say that the guy refused to take part in Wildcat plays yesterday. He should've gone to Jacksonville in the first place, but I have less and less sympathy for him by the day.

Can you link to "reports"? I haven't seen anything like this; I just see the Jets make stupid moves over and over.

/skipping the 2nd string to play a 3rd string is stupid
/having 2 players listed as second string is stupid

It was from the newest Clayton column. The bit is so vague that (like another Farker pointed out) it's just as possible that someone inside the Jets camp is simply trying to throw mud on the guy, but for as vocal as he's been about wanting out, saying, "I'm only going to play the position that you promised to me to make me come here" isn't exactly a huge stretch.


It's a bit more than "someone."

New York Jets backup quarterback Tim Tebow was so frustrated when the starting job was conferred upon Greg McElroy early last week that he told the coaches he didn't want to be used in any Wildcat packages Sunday against the San Diego Chargers, multiple Jets sources told ESPNNewYork.com.

Link

It's more likely that multiple players/staff heard it and passed it on because they're sick of Tebow's public persona being quite different from the Tebow they see every day.

www.thesportsbank.net
 
2012-12-24 03:13:01 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: It's more likely that multiple players/staff heard it and passed it on because they're sick of Tebow's public persona being quite different from the Tebow they see every day.


I've said it before, but no devout Christian poses like that for a picture. He's a fraud.
 
2012-12-24 04:05:59 PM  

SkylineRecords: WTF Indeed: Real Tim "Whiny B*tch" Tebow should have prayed harder.

You sit on a Jets bench all season behind Mark Sanchez while he goes 1 TD/7 INT in 3 games, and see how patient you are about your lot in life.


I'd be feeling pretty good about my lot in life if I was getting paid several million dollars to do nothing.
 
2012-12-24 04:56:26 PM  
So let me see if i got it tebow haters-

The same team,coaching staff who didnt give him a series all year while sticking with the 51 turnovers in 30 games QB, and had him on punt protection, and all though having him #2 but refused to pull their QB all year and anonymously blamed the same guy for their failing season while he road the bench, and openly talked about cutting him......but tebow is a douch
 
2012-12-25 02:41:55 AM  
I'm so sick of Tim Tebow.

I want to bend his bare ass over, slather popcorn oil on his anus, and pound him into next year.

He needs a lesson in discipline and humility.
 
2012-12-25 01:40:52 PM  
Devout Lutheran, like being extremely ambivalent
 
2012-12-25 08:00:31 PM  

SkylineRecords: WTF Indeed: Real Tim "Whiny B*tch" Tebow should have prayed harder.

You sit on a Jets bench all season behind Mark Sanchez while he goes 1 TD/7 INT in 3 games, and see how patient you are about your lot in life.


AHEM

t3.gstatic.com

Did you say 3 games? Try 2. Oh, and add some fumbles.
 
2012-12-26 02:10:43 PM  

mc_madness: I'm so sick of Tim Tebow.

I want to bend his bare ass over, slather popcorn oil on his anus, and pound him into next year.

He needs a lesson in discipline and humility.


Skip Bayless, ladies and gentlemen!
 
2012-12-26 05:22:06 PM  
I don't know. Cardboard Tim looks like he's stuck with a woman who's crazy with a side of insane to go with it.
 
2012-12-26 07:59:42 PM  

4 lives down 5 to go: So let me see if i got it tebow haters-

The same team,coaching staff who didnt give him a series all year while sticking with the 51 turnovers in 30 games QB, and had him on punt protection, and all though having him #2 but refused to pull their QB all year and anonymously blamed the same guy for their failing season while he road the bench, and openly talked about cutting him......but tebow is a douch


You forgot to mention that the Jets management also is so incompetent that Braylon Edwards, at that point unemployed, came to the defense of Sanchez, saying it's not his fault that the Jets suck so much, they're an incompetent organization run by idiots...and now Edwards is starting for the Jets.
 
2012-12-26 08:55:29 PM  

IAmRight: ...and now Edwards is starting for the Jets.


Yeah, but you've seen the Jets recievers, so that really has to be seen as a positive move.
 
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