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(New York Daily News)   NRA: "Israel only stopped school shootings by putting armed security guards in their schools." Israel: "Yeah, about that"   (nydailynews.com) divider line 21
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2012-12-24 10:03:44 AM  
4 votes:

Chariset: I wonder how much overlap there is between those who support arming teachers and those who said a month ago that teachers are overpaid, underworked unionists who live high on the hog while Real Amerikans struggle in "real" jobs.


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2012-12-24 09:10:51 AM  
4 votes:
Everyone needs their own armed guard. Including the armed guards. This will fix our unemployment problem.
2012-12-24 09:18:56 AM  
3 votes:
If only Jesus would have been armed, he'd still be alive today.
2012-12-24 03:22:46 PM  
2 votes:

Carlip: Simplified version.
Are there armed guards in Israeli schools? Yes.
Are there school shoots in Israeli schools? No.
Seems pretty straight forward to me.


Are there Jews in Israel? Yes.
Did they kill Jesus? Maybe,
2012-12-24 08:34:07 AM  
2 votes:

Chariset: I wonder how much overlap there is between those who support arming teachers and those who said a month ago that teachers are overpaid, underworked unionists who live high on the hog while Real Amerikans struggle in "real" jobs.


Here is the Venn diagram: O
2012-12-24 12:51:03 AM  
2 votes:
I wonder how much overlap there is between those who support arming teachers and those who said a month ago that teachers are overpaid, underworked unionists who live high on the hog while Real Amerikans struggle in "real" jobs.
2012-12-24 01:10:37 PM  
1 votes:

Utard_Free: The NRA should just go ahead and adopt this as their slogan already:
"AK-47, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively, got to kill every motherfarker in the room; accept no substitutes."


And use "Trigger Happy" as their theme song.
2012-12-24 12:11:53 PM  
1 votes:

BronyMedic: RevCarter: Your MP's are unarmed?

The joke is that people don't realize that you have to be an on-duty MP to carry on a military base. Everyone's armed to them.


So...do we need to arm our on-base military to protect them from future shootings?
2012-12-24 10:32:51 AM  
1 votes:
Problem: far too much gun violence, an amendment protecting gun ownership, a powerful pro-gun lobby, and a broke-ass economy.
Solution: 500+% ammunition tax.
2012-12-24 10:00:13 AM  
1 votes:
What the NRA believes all security guards in schools look like
lifeinsurancebyjeff.com
What an actual security guard in a school tends to look like
www.hudsonlee.com
2012-12-24 09:56:04 AM  
1 votes:

HindiDiscoMonster: I'm an Egyptian!: nucular_option: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7501666/81477700#c81477700" target="_blank">Shadowknight</a>:</b> <i>Columbine had armed security guards.

Virginia Tech had it's own police department.

Fort Hood was a farking military base.

Tell me again how more guns will solve things.</i>

The Columbine guards did not handle the improvised grenades very well...
VT's police were a ways away and not in the building...
Ft. Hood's security was contract security and a ways away...

To "solve things" you need friendly guns close by at every turn. An armed society is a polite society. Don't bring a Calculus book to a gunfight.

Because Somalia and Afghanistan are so polite. Next!

I heard they smile when they shoot... that's polite, right?


Hmm. Never thought of it that way. I guess an armed society is a polite society. A bloody one, but polite. Dare I say, mission accomplished?
2012-12-24 09:53:41 AM  
1 votes:

I'm an Egyptian!: Because Somalia and Afghanistan are so polite. Next!


What we need to do is issue assault rifles to all children over 9 years old.  That's why there's no violence in Africa.
2012-12-24 09:49:55 AM  
1 votes:

nucular_option: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7501666/81477700#c81477700" target="_blank">Shadowknight</a>:</b> <i>Columbine had armed security guards.

Virginia Tech had it's own police department.

Fort Hood was a farking military base.

Tell me again how more guns will solve things.</i>

The Columbine guards did not handle the improvised grenades very well...
VT's police were a ways away and not in the building...
Ft. Hood's security was contract security and a ways away...

To "solve things" you need friendly guns close by at every turn. An armed society is a polite society. Don't bring a Calculus book to a gunfight.


Because Somalia and Afghanistan are so polite. Next!
2012-12-24 09:27:07 AM  
1 votes:
Note to the American fringe right:  The Israelis that you seem to worship are not the roving band of warriors you read about in the Old Testament.  They're a modern country, and like the rest of the world, they think you're all idiots.
2012-12-24 09:25:10 AM  
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Any bets on how long until LaPierre is laughed out of his job?


NRA policy dictates that he has to be shot by his successor in order to be replaced.
2012-12-24 09:24:10 AM  
1 votes:
cdn.ricochet.com

I've seen numerous people posting this picture on Facebook and my first thought each time was "you know, she's not trying to protect those kids from their own citizens, she's trying to protect them from terrorists." It's a fundamentally different situation and shouldn't be seen as a model for us to follow in our own borders where our people *should* be able to walk around without fear of being shot.
2012-12-24 09:24:09 AM  
1 votes:
Want to get rid of school shootings? Easy. Just get rid of schools.

Problem solved.

/My bill is in the mail.
2012-12-24 09:12:34 AM  
1 votes:
MisterTweak:

cameroncrazy1984: Any bets on how long until LaPierre is laughed out of his job?

The companies he represents is on course for a year of spectacularly record-shattering profits. He's a scumbag, but the worse he acts, the most his customers obediently line up to buy shiat at margins DeBeers has wet dreams over.


This, and the NRA does not give one shiat about the 2nd amendment... It's a lobbying corporation that basically is only interested in perpetuating it's own existence.

I've been telling this CSB a lot lately:

I used to have a client in the NRA's headquarters building, and because I'm a smoker I ended up shooting the breeze (ha!) with a couple of their execs every so often out in the smoking area. They completely, unapologetically said that they made shiat up and started "OMG! THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR GUNS!" rumors in order to get the base to send them money. They were proud of it.

The worst part is, they had no idea who I was, I could have been some hippy gun-grabber reporter for Rolling Stone magazine or something. As it happens I'm just some random IT geek, but they didn't know me, and they didn't *care* who knew they were running a scam. They are that confident in their ability to lie and keep on taking their member's money.
2012-12-24 09:11:24 AM  
1 votes:

BalugaJoe: If you have a gun then someone the Predator aliens can shoot you.


You guys go ahead and like up to be a hot meal. I saw Predator 2; you want to be fair game; you'll be crying for your mommies and wishin' you'd never been born, just like you were when you saw Predator 2.
2012-12-24 01:40:21 AM  
1 votes:
Oh hai all you anti-semite gun haters. You know who else hated jews with guns?

/ this is what the NRA really believes
2012-12-24 01:21:09 AM  
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Any bets on how long until LaPierre is laughed out of his job?


Never.
 
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