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(Detroit Free Press)   Canadian family dog escapes customs, last seen running around Detroit. Disney buys rights to new Homeward Bound sequel   (freep.com) divider line 28
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2012-12-24 01:15:11 AM
OUTWARD HOUND!
 
2012-12-24 02:54:39 AM
Aw hell. Who will return a cutie like that one?
i hope someone will.

/i'd be hard pressed to. Ash is adorable.
 
2012-12-24 02:57:31 AM
Homeward Bound?

More like, "Eaten by a Pack of Wild Pit Bulls" - Detroit is well-known for having something like 50,000 or more wild dogs, which run around in packs. A while back I heard about a very large pack (a hundred or so dogs), which ran through Greek Town.

If you search for it, there is a video out there that was done on commission, but got squashed before it aired - showing pit bulls feeding on puppies between abandoned houses, and some of the packs roaming the city.
 
2012-12-24 03:10:47 AM
I've rescued a few Canadians from Romulus. Is this where the poor bugger was headed?
 
2012-12-24 03:11:28 AM
Just so long as Jenny Lewis gets to be on the soundtrack, like Bolt.

/Ain't no home.....
//and that hamster was awesome
 
2012-12-24 03:20:09 AM
FTA : The family was on a trip to Atlanta for a Christmas visit with relatives

My dog would forgive me for not pointlessly dragging her to Atlanta.
 
2012-12-24 03:27:26 AM
He prolly came for the obamacare.
 
2012-12-24 03:34:25 AM
"Homeland Bound"

Two dogs and one cat, accidentally separated from their humans during a move, cross the United States to reunite with their family.

But one of the dogs has a different motives, he feels betrayed, he thinks the separation was on purpose. He runs with the other pets and plays the part, but plots to kill the family as soon as he finds them.

Will he succeed? Will the other pets soften his hardened heart? Will Claire Danes win another Emmy?

This, and more, this fall on Showtime!

Ask your cable or satellite provider for details.
 
2012-12-24 03:41:12 AM

LesserEvil: If you search for it, there is a video out there that was done on commission - showing pit bulls feeding on puppies


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/ 2004
 
2012-12-24 03:49:12 AM
12-pound, mixed Jack Russell terrier-pug  =  Detroit Ham?


/Run puppy run!
 
2012-12-24 04:14:27 AM

LesserEvil: Homeward Bound?

More like, "Eaten by a Pack of Wild Pit Bulls" - Detroit is well-known for having something like 50,000 or more wild dogs, which run around in packs. A while back I heard about a very large pack (a hundred or so dogs), which ran through Greek Town.

If you search for it, there is a video out there that was done on commission, but got squashed before it aired - showing pit bulls feeding on puppies between abandoned houses, and some of the packs roaming the city.


Came to mention the packs of wild dogs. The proper movie comparison is not Homeward Bound, it's more like a canine version of I Am Legend. They probably got him the first night. I feel bad for the kid, that dog is not coming back.

/what no takehimtodetroit.jpg? Fark I am disappoint.
 
2012-12-24 04:53:41 AM
I love dogs, but damn, are they stupid.
 
2012-12-24 04:57:23 AM
What a beautiful puppy. I believe the boy and his puppy will be reunited, and everyone will have a happy Christmas.

God bless us, everyone!

/brushing away sweet tears of joy from my eyes.
//it could happen!!
 
2012-12-24 06:29:55 AM

hetheeme: "Homeland Bound"

Two dogs and one cat, accidentally separated from their humans during a move, cross the United States to reunite with their family.

But one of the dogs has a different motives, he feels betrayed, he thinks the separation was on purpose. He runs with the other pets and plays the part, but plots to kill the family as soon as he finds them.

Will he succeed? Will the other pets soften his hardened heart? Will Claire Danes win another Emmy?

This, and more, this fall on Showtime!

Ask your cable or satellite provider for details.


So illegal immigration is cool if it's a Canadian? The dog must have been white or golden.

/can't vote on mobile, Hetheeme. Nicely done.
 
2012-12-24 07:12:10 AM
carryoncitizens.com

I smell a re-imagined remake!!!!!!
 
2012-12-24 07:29:30 AM
My 100th greenlight!

Just another Heartland Weirdass: He prolly came for the obamacare.


No one leaves Canada for the health care
 
2012-12-24 08:52:34 AM

Ed Willy: My 100th greenlight!

Just another Heartland Weirdass: He prolly came for the obamacare.

No one leaves Canada for the health care


Actually, our border hospitals have lots of Canadians, paying for what's supposedly free up north.
 
2012-12-24 09:33:12 AM
FIFY

kastatic.com
 
2012-12-24 10:02:43 AM
Homeward Alone 3: Follow the exploits of Kevin and his dog Digger and the zany Wet Bandits who are chasing them across multiple border crossings with a pooper scooper in a vain attempt to regain possession of a hundred condoms full of pure heroin. Watch Kevin set up his signature silhouette puppets with the help of a friendly and world-wise hobo. Watch Kevin set up traditional Indian hunting traps in human-size proportions with the help of a friendly and world-wise Canadian Indian tribal leader who befriends Kevin and Digger and gives them their Indian names "Kevin Owner-of-Dog" and "Digger Just-damn-dog." Watch the Wet Bandits get tripped, dipped in gasoline and set on fire, hit on the head with an authentic tomahawk, get their feet caught when Kevin lures them over a railroad crossing and throws the track switch, causing them to lose a leg and an arm, get thrown over Niagra Falls in a leaky barrel, and finally get caught at the border as they try to swallow handfuls of canine-feces smeared condoms.

Sadly, this would get greenlit if I ever had a chance to pitch it.
 
2012-12-24 10:22:34 AM
One of our dogs came from Detroit Animal Control - we managed to get him just before he was put down. It's not a nice or forgiving place, as I'm sure you've guessed.

I hope he's found and returned. So sad.
 
2012-12-24 10:44:36 AM
Dog has been found, set on fire, eaten and then taxed to death. His carcass was beaten to near unrecognizability by union thugs after he crossed a picket line trying to get home.
 
2012-12-24 11:20:32 AM

LesserEvil: Homeward Bound?

More like, "Eaten by a Pack of Wild Pit Bulls" - Detroit is well-known for having something like 50,000 or more wild dogs, which run around in packs. A while back I heard about a very large pack (a hundred or so dogs), which ran through Greek Town.

If you search for it, there is a video out there that was done on commission, but got squashed before it aired - showing pit bulls feeding on puppies between abandoned houses, and some of the packs roaming the city.


This is absolutely true. I used to work for an automotive photographer who loved taking pictures in the post-apocalyptic ruins on the lower east side. We would frequently have to run into the vehicle during a shoot to escape the packs roaming by.

/pretty cool gig, I've been in Car & Driver, Motortrend etc.
 
2012-12-24 11:27:34 AM
Ran away or has a ribbon tied on waiting for tomorrow morning when a child of a customs agent gets his new puppy.
 
2012-12-24 12:26:52 PM

tillerman35: Homeward Alone 3: Follow the exploits of Kevin and his dog Digger and the zany Wet Bandits who are chasing them across multiple border crossings with a pooper scooper in a vain attempt to regain possession of a hundred condoms full of pure heroin. Watch Kevin set up his signature silhouette puppets with the help of a friendly and world-wise hobo. Watch Kevin set up traditional Indian hunting traps in human-size proportions with the help of a friendly and world-wise Canadian Indian tribal leader who befriends Kevin and Digger and gives them their Indian names "Kevin Owner-of-Dog" and "Digger Just-damn-dog." Watch the Wet Bandits get tripped, dipped in gasoline and set on fire, hit on the head with an authentic tomahawk, get their feet caught when Kevin lures them over a railroad crossing and throws the track switch, causing them to lose a leg and an arm, get thrown over Niagra Falls in a leaky barrel, and finally get caught at the border as they try to swallow handfuls of canine-feces smeared condoms.

Sadly, this would get greenlit if I ever had a chance to pitch it.


Home Alone 6. Part 5 came out this year on ABC, according to Wikipedia.
 
2012-12-24 01:06:19 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Dog has been found, set on fire, eaten and then taxed to death. His carcass was beaten to near unrecognizability by union thugs after he crossed a picket line trying to get home.


After they took his gun and denied him the right to marry another male dog.
 
2012-12-24 03:58:40 PM
Until tomorrow, he'll just keep movin' on...
 
2012-12-24 05:40:42 PM
Jack Terripug?
 
2012-12-24 06:11:46 PM
Damn good thing this didn't happen in Hawaii. Obama's taking his vacation there and the poor pooch could have ended up as Christmas Dinner. Speaking of which, has anyone seen Bo lately?
 
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