LesserEvil: If you search for it, there is a video out there that was done on commission - showing pit bulls feeding on puppies
LesserEvil: Homeward Bound?More like, "Eaten by a Pack of Wild Pit Bulls" - Detroit is well-known for having something like 50,000 or more wild dogs, which run around in packs. A while back I heard about a very large pack (a hundred or so dogs), which ran through Greek Town.If you search for it, there is a video out there that was done on commission, but got squashed before it aired - showing pit bulls feeding on puppies between abandoned houses, and some of the packs roaming the city.
hetheeme: "Homeland Bound"Two dogs and one cat, accidentally separated from their humans during a move, cross the United States to reunite with their family.But one of the dogs has a different motives, he feels betrayed, he thinks the separation was on purpose. He runs with the other pets and plays the part, but plots to kill the family as soon as he finds them.Will he succeed? Will the other pets soften his hardened heart? Will Claire Danes win another Emmy?This, and more, this fall on Showtime!Ask your cable or satellite provider for details.
Just another Heartland Weirdass: He prolly came for the obamacare.
Ed Willy: My 100th greenlight!Just another Heartland Weirdass: He prolly came for the obamacare.No one leaves Canada for the health care
tillerman35: Homeward Alone 3: Follow the exploits of Kevin and his dog Digger and the zany Wet Bandits who are chasing them across multiple border crossings with a pooper scooper in a vain attempt to regain possession of a hundred condoms full of pure heroin. Watch Kevin set up his signature silhouette puppets with the help of a friendly and world-wise hobo. Watch Kevin set up traditional Indian hunting traps in human-size proportions with the help of a friendly and world-wise Canadian Indian tribal leader who befriends Kevin and Digger and gives them their Indian names "Kevin Owner-of-Dog" and "Digger Just-damn-dog." Watch the Wet Bandits get tripped, dipped in gasoline and set on fire, hit on the head with an authentic tomahawk, get their feet caught when Kevin lures them over a railroad crossing and throws the track switch, causing them to lose a leg and an arm, get thrown over Niagra Falls in a leaky barrel, and finally get caught at the border as they try to swallow handfuls of canine-feces smeared condoms.Sadly, this would get greenlit if I ever had a chance to pitch it.
Clemkadidlefark: Dog has been found, set on fire, eaten and then taxed to death. His carcass was beaten to near unrecognizability by union thugs after he crossed a picket line trying to get home.
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