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(The Sun)   Dolly, please take your breasts out of my fettucine   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 13
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2012-12-24 01:11:53 AM  
3 votes:

HotWingAgenda: Coelacanth: Twenty Thirty five years too late.


I thought she was already looking a bit frumpy in the 90's.  Isn't she like 60 now?


Yeah, but you'd probably still Porter her Wagoner just to say you did.

/You don't have to tell people WHEN you nailed Dolly Parton, just that you did.
2012-12-24 10:09:42 AM  
2 votes:
Back in the late 80s I was dating Dolly's second cousin. Dolly was performing at Dollywood and, because of the familial relationship, a bunch of us were backstage with Dolly. I was 17 at the time and somehow Dolly and I got left alone. I was visibly nervous and she says to me, "Calm down honey, I won't bite...unless you want me to. Grrrrrr" Then she gave that Dolly laugh. That woman has a special place in my heart.

/my obligatory Dolly story
2012-12-24 09:10:11 AM  
2 votes:
She's got enough space for the tattoos to include one of every known butterfly, plus examples of moths commonly mistaken for butterflies
2012-12-24 12:58:21 AM  
2 votes:
Dolly Sweetie, please take your breasts out of my fettucine

Fixt.
2012-12-23 10:55:49 PM  
2 votes:
...and put them in my mouth.
2012-12-24 05:43:20 PM  
1 votes:

amindtat: I was hoping to find something better, but:
[www.photoshotlive.com image 850x510]


Cherry angioma. Trivial to remove, you'd think she'd look after that.
2012-12-24 02:39:56 PM  
1 votes:
Dolly just wanted to rub Jennifer Saunders' face in it.
2012-12-24 09:33:50 AM  
1 votes:
I was hoping to find something better, but:
www.photoshotlive.com
2012-12-24 07:43:53 AM  
1 votes:
If that last picture is the other half of Ab Fab, good God, she let herself go :(
2012-12-24 06:10:02 AM  
1 votes:

DaCricket: namatad: a class act does not spend that much money on surgery or whatever the fark she had done to her head and face

Dolly has always been very up front about her surgery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6izgvaGlbnE


My favorite quote: "It's amazing how much I spend to look so cheap."
2012-12-24 03:04:07 AM  
1 votes:

Radak: namatad: did you look at the pics?
a class act does not spend that much money on surgery or whatever the fark she had done to her head and face

Know how I know you've never met Dolly?  She's every bit as sweet as she is on TV.  I'm not even a fan of country music, but she's a really genuine, nice person.

As for her plastic surgery, I don't even think it's bad.  She is 66, after all.  She's certainly had a lot better work done than Michael Jackson did.


Exactly. I'm no fan of plastic surgery or country music, but she looks good and has always been sweet as pie and playfully sexy. She's A-OK in my book, and I'd be proud to disappoint her.
2012-12-24 02:43:50 AM  
1 votes:

IlGreven: Principal Clarinet: The classic Johnny Carson / Dolly Parton moment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw2W8ZC7pkM

/obligatory

I think she should be the one who's the subject of the "Pet My Pussy" UL...

/Well, I would if you'd get rid of that damned cat!



It was supposedly in reference to a Zsa Zsa Gabor appearance, but sadly it never happened.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRR1aKBOCOQ
2012-12-24 02:16:23 AM  
1 votes:
The classic Johnny Carson / Dolly Parton moment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw2W8ZC7pkM

/obligatory
 
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