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(The Sun)   Dolly, please take your breasts out of my fettucine   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Dolly Parton, Roseanne Barr, comedy duo, Strictly Come Dancing, BBC drama, BGT, boobs, Maldives  
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15792 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 24 Dec 2012 at 2:32 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-24 05:11:40 PM  
This seems appropriate
2012-12-24 05:34:29 PM  
I would have enjoyed being there and meeting all those women. They are all fantastic in their own way.

/absolutely faaabulous
2012-12-24 05:39:08 PM  
I've nothing to add, so here's another picture of Dolly Parton:

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2012-12-24 05:43:20 PM  

amindtat: I was hoping to find something better, but:
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Cherry angioma. Trivial to remove, you'd think she'd look after that.
2012-12-24 05:50:39 PM  
I have a recipe for breasts fettuccine that involves a special cream sauce that she could help me with anytime. And I know she's getting up there a bit, but I'll bet she's fun in bed.

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2012-12-24 05:56:20 PM  
When did Dawn French turn into Roseanne Barr?
2012-12-24 07:22:41 PM  
Given the chance to bed Dolly and her massive rack. I would make Peter North look like a faucet with a slight drip compared to what I would unleash on her.
2012-12-24 08:57:04 PM  

LDM90: Medic Zero: gopher321: ...and put them in my mouth.

Aaaaand we're done in one!

But people just kept posting!!!

Because tits. Enormous titties. Big fake ones but still, titties
2012-12-24 09:40:31 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: DjangoStonereaver: Jack_Knopf: Back in the late 80s I was dating Dolly's second cousin. Dolly was performing at Dollywood and, because of the familial relationship, a bunch of us were backstage with Dolly. I was 17 at the time and somehow Dolly and I got left alone. I was visibly nervous and she says to me, "Calm down honey, I won't bite...unless you want me to. Grrrrrr" Then she gave that Dolly laugh. That woman has a special place in my heart.

/my obligatory Dolly story

Was this her cousin, by any chance?

Razzn frazzn no preview...

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WYSIWIG my buttocks.....

Is it just me, or is something horrifyingly wrong with that neck?
2012-12-24 11:06:08 PM  
I would still drive it like a stolen tank.
2012-12-25 12:55:23 AM  
When I did Stern the first time, the first thing he brought up was Derek. I was sitting on the couch and he said, "You have a dead kid; wow, that's really something." And I said, "Yeah, the Make a Wish Foundation came to our house and said they want to make a wish come true a few weeks before he passed away, and I said his wish was to watch Dolly Parton blow me." - the late comedian Robert Schimmel.
2012-12-25 04:31:31 PM  

laid back w/bud light: Given the chance to bed Dolly and her massive rack. I would make Peter North look like a faucet with a slight drip compared to what I would unleash on her.

Money shot, hell. More like Dolly Shot!!
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