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(The Sun)   Dolly, please take your breasts out of my fettucine   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 62
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2012-12-23 10:55:49 PM
...and put them in my mouth.
 
2012-12-23 11:55:28 PM
Twenty years too late.
 
2012-12-24 12:13:51 AM

Coelacanth: Twenty Thirty five years too late.



I thought she was already looking a bit frumpy in the 90's.  Isn't she like 60 now?
 
2012-12-24 12:27:21 AM
*scans headline*

catherinecw.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-24 12:45:54 AM

HotWingAgenda: Coelacanth: Twenty Thirty five years too late.


I thought she was already looking a bit frumpy in the 90's.  Isn't she like 60 now?


closer to 70
 
2012-12-24 12:58:21 AM
Dolly Sweetie, please take your breasts out of my fettucine

Fixt.
 
2012-12-24 01:11:53 AM

HotWingAgenda: Coelacanth: Twenty Thirty five years too late.


I thought she was already looking a bit frumpy in the 90's.  Isn't she like 60 now?


Yeah, but you'd probably still Porter her Wagoner just to say you did.

/You don't have to tell people WHEN you nailed Dolly Parton, just that you did.
 
2012-12-24 01:27:52 AM
Dolly is a class act.

/Not sarcasm.
 
2012-12-24 02:16:23 AM
The classic Johnny Carson / Dolly Parton moment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw2W8ZC7pkM

/obligatory
 
2012-12-24 02:29:31 AM

Radak: Dolly is a class act.

/Not sarcasm.


did you look at the pics?
a class act does not spend that much money on surgery or whatever the fark she had done to her head and face
 
2012-12-24 02:36:21 AM

Principal Clarinet: The classic Johnny Carson / Dolly Parton moment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw2W8ZC7pkM

/obligatory


I think she should be the one who's the subject of the "Pet My Pussy" UL...

/Well, I would if you'd get rid of that damned cat!
 
2012-12-24 02:43:50 AM

IlGreven: Principal Clarinet: The classic Johnny Carson / Dolly Parton moment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw2W8ZC7pkM

/obligatory

I think she should be the one who's the subject of the "Pet My Pussy" UL...

/Well, I would if you'd get rid of that damned cat!



It was supposedly in reference to a Zsa Zsa Gabor appearance, but sadly it never happened.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRR1aKBOCOQ
 
2012-12-24 02:53:30 AM

gopher321: ...and put them in my mouth.


Aaaaand we're done in one!
 
2012-12-24 02:58:09 AM

Medic Zero: gopher321: ...and put them in my mouth.

Aaaaand we're done in one!


But people just kept posting!!!
 
2012-12-24 03:00:42 AM

HotWingAgenda: Coelacanth: Twenty Thirty five years too late.

I thought she was already looking a bit frumpy in the 90's.  Isn't she like 60 now?


She will be 67 on January 19 next year.

I'd hit it.
 
2012-12-24 03:00:42 AM

namatad: did you look at the pics?
a class act does not spend that much money on surgery or whatever the fark she had done to her head and face


Know how I know you've never met Dolly?  She's every bit as sweet as she is on TV.  I'm not even a fan of country music, but she's a really genuine, nice person.

As for her plastic surgery, I don't even think it's bad.  She is 66, after all.  She's certainly had a lot better work done than Michael Jackson did.
 
2012-12-24 03:04:07 AM

Radak: namatad: did you look at the pics?
a class act does not spend that much money on surgery or whatever the fark she had done to her head and face

Know how I know you've never met Dolly?  She's every bit as sweet as she is on TV.  I'm not even a fan of country music, but she's a really genuine, nice person.

As for her plastic surgery, I don't even think it's bad.  She is 66, after all.  She's certainly had a lot better work done than Michael Jackson did.


Exactly. I'm no fan of plastic surgery or country music, but she looks good and has always been sweet as pie and playfully sexy. She's A-OK in my book, and I'd be proud to disappoint her.
 
2012-12-24 03:24:31 AM

HotWingAgenda: Coelacanth: Twenty Thirty five years too late.


I thought she was already looking a bit frumpy in the 90's.  Isn't she like 60 now?


Now now, lets not argue. I think we can all agree without arguing that it is too late. Much, much too late.
 
2012-12-24 04:32:42 AM

namatad: a class act does not spend that much money on surgery or whatever the fark she had done to her head and face


Dolly has always been very up front about her surgery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6izgvaGlbnE
 
ecl
2012-12-24 05:44:40 AM
www.mtviggy.com
 
2012-12-24 06:10:02 AM

DaCricket: namatad: a class act does not spend that much money on surgery or whatever the fark she had done to her head and face

Dolly has always been very up front about her surgery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6izgvaGlbnE


My favorite quote: "It's amazing how much I spend to look so cheap."
 
2012-12-24 06:25:05 AM

namatad: Radak: Dolly is a class act.

/Not sarcasm.

did you look at the pics?
a class act does not spend that much money on surgery or whatever the fark she had done to her head and face


your posts are delicious this evening. i'm seriously considering a newsletter subscription.
 
2012-12-24 07:05:16 AM
A friend of mine is a marketing director for one of Dolly's business adventures. He said a younger guy asked one time when Dolly was coming to visit what would happen if he ran up & buried his head between her t*ts. He told him he probably wouldn't have a job. Yes, he lost his job. But the kid's got braggin' rights now though.
/CSB?

rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-12-24 07:17:18 AM
If it shut Roseanne Barr up, I'm all for it.
 
2012-12-24 07:43:53 AM
If that last picture is the other half of Ab Fab, good God, she let herself go :(
 
2012-12-24 08:46:00 AM

Radak: namatad: did you look at the pics?
a class act does not spend that much money on surgery or whatever the fark she had done to her head and face

Know how I know you've never met Dolly?  She's every bit as sweet as she is on TV.  I'm not even a fan of country music, but she's a really genuine, nice person.

As for her plastic surgery, I don't even think it's bad.  She is 66, after all.  She's certainly had a lot better work done than Michael Jackson did.


And she has owned up to having it on numerous occasions.

She is one of the few truly good people in show biz, I think.
 
2012-12-24 08:54:52 AM

namatad: Radak: Dolly is a class act.

/Not sarcasm.

did you look at the pics?
a class act does not spend that much money on surgery or whatever the fark she had done to her head and face


How many libraries have your money built? Give it a google
 
2012-12-24 08:58:19 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Radak: namatad: did you look at the pics?
a class act does not spend that much money on surgery or whatever the fark she had done to her head and face

Know how I know you've never met Dolly?  She's every bit as sweet as she is on TV.  I'm not even a fan of country music, but she's a really genuine, nice person.

As for her plastic surgery, I don't even think it's bad.  She is 66, after all.  She's certainly had a lot better work done than Michael Jackson did.

And she has owned up to having it on numerous occasions.

She is one of the few truly good people in show biz, I think.


She gets a pass for a LOT, not that she needs it, for establishing the Imagination Library, that sends a book a month to kids until they enter kindergarten. (And hey, if you want to feel the holiday spirit and toss a few bucks their way, good on' ya.)
 
2012-12-24 09:10:11 AM
She's got enough space for the tattoos to include one of every known butterfly, plus examples of moths commonly mistaken for butterflies
 
2012-12-24 09:23:16 AM

HotWingAgenda: Coelacanth: Twenty Thirty five Forty years too late.

 
2012-12-24 09:33:50 AM
I was hoping to find something better, but:
www.photoshotlive.com
 
2012-12-24 09:34:23 AM
TTIUWOP
 
2012-12-24 10:09:42 AM
Back in the late 80s I was dating Dolly's second cousin. Dolly was performing at Dollywood and, because of the familial relationship, a bunch of us were backstage with Dolly. I was 17 at the time and somehow Dolly and I got left alone. I was visibly nervous and she says to me, "Calm down honey, I won't bite...unless you want me to. Grrrrrr" Then she gave that Dolly laugh. That woman has a special place in my heart.

/my obligatory Dolly story
 
2012-12-24 10:49:28 AM

Jack_Knopf: Back in the late 80s I was dating Dolly's second cousin. Dolly was performing at Dollywood and, because of the familial relationship, a bunch of us were backstage with Dolly. I was 17 at the time and somehow Dolly and I got left alone. I was visibly nervous and she says to me, "Calm down honey, I won't bite...unless you want me to. Grrrrrr" Then she gave that Dolly laugh. That woman has a special place in my heart.

/my obligatory Dolly story


Wicked CSB
 
2012-12-24 10:56:27 AM
Wasn't Dolly Parton's second cousin a porn star?
 
2012-12-24 11:06:12 AM
She does have that great laugh, doesn't she?
 
2012-12-24 11:16:33 AM

Jack_Knopf: Back in the late 80s I was dating Dolly's second cousin. Dolly was performing at Dollywood and, because of the familial relationship, a bunch of us were backstage with Dolly. I was 17 at the time and somehow Dolly and I got left alone. I was visibly nervous and she says to me, "Calm down honey, I won't bite...unless you want me to. Grrrrrr" Then she gave that Dolly laugh. That woman has a special place in my heart.

/my obligatory Dolly story


Was this her cousin, by any chance?
 
2012-12-24 11:18:48 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Jack_Knopf: Back in the late 80s I was dating Dolly's second cousin. Dolly was performing at Dollywood and, because of the familial relationship, a bunch of us were backstage with Dolly. I was 17 at the time and somehow Dolly and I got left alone. I was visibly nervous and she says to me, "Calm down honey, I won't bite...unless you want me to. Grrrrrr" Then she gave that Dolly laugh. That woman has a special place in my heart.

/my obligatory Dolly story

Was this her cousin, by any chance?


Razzn frazzn no preview...

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WYSIWIG my buttocks.....
 
2012-12-24 11:37:19 AM
FTFA: "They are the most divine, Titian like drawings... I kid you not."


Indeed.
 
2012-12-24 11:46:19 AM
She ruined those treasures with tattoos????

/Do Not Want
 
2012-12-24 11:49:05 AM
It always gets obscured what a great singer she is. This is a wonderful version of "After the Gold Rush"

Emmylou Harris / Dolly Parton / Linda Ronstadt : After The Goldrush
 
2012-12-24 11:57:23 AM
 
2012-12-24 12:12:50 PM

Principal Clarinet: The classic Johnny Carson / Dolly Parton moment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw2W8ZC7pkM

/obligatory


You and me both Johnny!
 
2012-12-24 12:27:57 PM

Coelacanth: Twenty years too late.


I'd still motor boat the shiat out of them, give the nipples some tugs and then go to town.

As for the article: pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-12-24 12:33:10 PM
My little brother was part of the security detail that used to watch over Dolly when she was performing at the Golden Nugget here in Las Vegas. He won't say much, except that she was pretty wild.
 
2012-12-24 12:44:19 PM
She should get a tattoo of a chick with huge tits on her boobs.


recursive tits are the best!
 
2012-12-24 01:41:44 PM
Coelacanth: Twenty Thirty five years too late.

True enough, but what farker here would turn down the chance to motor boat or tit fark them.


//just saying
 
2012-12-24 02:22:36 PM
If I had the opportunity, I'd have sexual relations with Dolly Parton. And I'd feel damned good about it afterwards.
 
2012-12-24 02:23:39 PM
What's with the reference to fettucine?
 
2012-12-24 02:39:56 PM
Dolly just wanted to rub Jennifer Saunders' face in it.
 
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