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(Al Jazeera)   Seven killed, many injured in apparent chemical weapons attack in Syria   (blogs.aljazeera.com) divider line 27
    More: News, chemical weapons, blurred vision, shortness of breaths  
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2012-12-23 10:46:12 PM  
8 votes:

verbaltoxin: crypticsatellite: verbaltoxin: crypticsatellite: verbaltoxin: Popcorn Johnny: If true, it is so farking on.

Your warboner is showing.

That would be an awesome name for a metal band!

WARBONER!!!

May I use it? The name, I mean.

Yes, on condition: the next time you have sex, your partner has to shout my name.

"Verbaltoxin" or "Theodoric?"

The former.


My left hand will have to learn sign language, but OK!
2012-12-23 11:25:53 PM  
6 votes:
Seven people have died in Homs after they inhaled a poisonous gas sprayed by government forces in a rebel-held neighbourhood

Sounds pretty Syrias
2012-12-24 12:23:03 AM  
4 votes:
images4.static-bluray.com

Christ, do I gotta do everything around here?
2012-12-24 12:52:26 AM  
3 votes:
www.matthewtoschi.com
2012-12-24 12:26:11 AM  
3 votes:
Thank God no guns were involved or there would be hell to pay out of the media and the Obama Administration ...
2012-12-23 10:39:17 PM  
3 votes:

verbaltoxin: Popcorn Johnny: If true, it is so farking on.

Your warboner is showing.


That would be an awesome name for a metal band!

WARBONER!!!

May I use it? The name, I mean.
2012-12-23 10:38:00 PM  
3 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: If true, it is so farking on.


Your warboner is showing.
2012-12-23 10:34:54 PM  
3 votes:
Don't bother the president.......... He's in Hawaii on vacation.

img822.imageshack.us
2012-12-24 05:16:10 AM  
2 votes:
Assad isn't going to believe the strength of the letter he's getting from the UN over this!
2012-12-24 03:46:04 AM  
2 votes:
WTF is wrong with these people? Even the Germans and Brits were decent enough to chill on Christma in 1914. Where in the hell is their Christmas spirit?
2012-12-24 12:58:05 AM  
2 votes:
Chemical weapons don't kill people-people kill people...oh, wait.
2012-12-24 12:34:27 AM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: Side effects reported include nausea, relaxed muscles, blurred vision, and breathing difficulties.

Aside from the breathing difficulties that sounds like something I like to call "Saturday night".


Include the breathing difficulties and that sounds like something i like to call "A night with your mother"
2012-12-24 12:30:39 AM  
2 votes:
Come to Syria. It's a gas.
2012-12-23 10:54:18 PM  
2 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2012-12-24 08:12:45 AM  
1 votes:
Cry havoc and let slip the boners of war.
2012-12-24 07:18:14 AM  
1 votes:

ultraholland: I just wanted to say warboner.


i45.tinypic.com
2012-12-24 03:21:52 AM  
1 votes:
I mentioned earlier that this is unconfirmed as it is from a blogger for Al Jezeera, so we just do not know yet what really happened. For those of you talking about how bad it must be there, we do know this:


Assad just bombed a motherfarking breadline killing women and children trying to buy food


/From the main page
//being reported by NPR too
2012-12-24 12:48:29 AM  
1 votes:

base935: As someone not getting chemically attacked, I have to ask how this affects me?


[assuming this report is true]
Assuming you are American, your President has drawn a line in the sand - "No chemical weapons or we will fark your shiat up" Cue the airstrikes and pictures of dismembered kids.
If you're not American, but rather a citizen of a NATO country, you will be required to follow along in whatever supportive role Obama dictates for you. Much like the recent foolishness in Libya.
If you are Russian or Chinese, you can sit back and laugh at A) American ineffectiveness at stopping this, and B) American assholishness in bombing civilians because of this. Or both.
If none of the above, you may resume random farking.
2012-12-24 12:46:29 AM  
1 votes:

DicksWii: fusillade762: Side effects reported include nausea, relaxed muscles, blurred vision, and breathing difficulties.

Aside from the breathing difficulties that sounds like something I like to call "Saturday night".

Include the breathing difficulties and that sounds like something i like to call "A night with your mother"


Dude, how many times do I have to tell you: don't let her be on top.
2012-12-24 12:33:33 AM  
1 votes:
images.buddytv.com


We can't watch FOX because they own those chemical weapons plants in Syria!

2012-12-24 12:33:07 AM  
1 votes:
Side effects reported include nausea, relaxed muscles, blurred vision, and breathing difficulties.

Aside from the breathing difficulties that sounds like something I like to call "Saturday night".
2012-12-24 12:29:13 AM  
1 votes:
The Mayans were off by TWO days...
2012-12-24 12:23:52 AM  
1 votes:
What do you know? The World really did end in 2012 after all.
2012-12-24 12:23:41 AM  
1 votes:
Aljazeera.
Of course.
Right there at the top of the page is a link to this "special programme" An interview with renowned atheist Richard Dawkins on whether religion is a force for good or evil.
Obviously Aljazeera is a tool of the ebil atheists!
2012-12-23 10:49:38 PM  
1 votes:

NewportBarGuy: verbaltoxin: Entertaining the notion that this is legit, it could've been a small-scale attack or a botched deployment, or some other random cause for low casualties. Very little has come out so far about this. I"m hesitant to make a call on anything at this point.

Or, weather patterns. Could be anything. If it's an actual use of the weapon... I say we take out all known sites of Assad leadership. Keep it like Libya. Take out the hard targets and let the various ground forces figure out the rest.

No leadership structure on this planet should be allowed to get away with a chemical attack. Just a brief pass through the CS room was enough to make me see just how f*cked up the entire notion of chemical warfare is.


Yep, I got to take a spin through the gas room myself, once upon a time. I almost cupped my hand to my face, and the instructors about sh*t a brick and stopped me. You don't even think about it. Then the snot, oh the snot. Everywhere.
2012-12-23 10:40:32 PM  
1 votes:
1-media-cdn.foolz.us
2012-12-23 10:35:33 PM  
1 votes:

GAT_00: crypticsatellite: verbaltoxin: It seems that only Al Jazeera is reporting this at the moment.

Yeah, though, usually Al Jazeera is pretty good about such things...of course, I don't know if they have the same standards for blogs on their domain.

And the rebels have claimed to have suffered chemical attacks before.  It was proved false.


Denier.
 
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