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(CBS News)   How stressful is the "Fiscal Cliff" situation on the senators? Enough to make a Mormon drink and drive   (cbsnews.com) divider line 38
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2012-12-24 05:04:17 AM
8 votes:
C-R-A-P-O
C-R-A-P-O
C-R-A-P-O
and Crapo was his name-O.
2012-12-24 03:17:36 AM
6 votes:
Why should you always have two Mormon senators?

Because if you have just one, he will drink all of your beer and get a DUI.
2012-12-24 01:48:40 AM
6 votes:
In the past, Crapo has told reporters that he abstains from drinking alcohol. At this point, it would be irresponsible not to speculate as to whether or he is a butt-chugger.
2012-12-23 09:37:10 PM
4 votes:
This is Obama's fault.
2012-12-24 08:57:00 AM
3 votes:
pbs.twimg.com

www.wearysloth.com
2012-12-24 07:17:28 AM
3 votes:
He's the Crapo di tutti crapi
Make you an offer you cannot refuse.
2012-12-24 03:16:58 AM
3 votes:
Which gay bar was he driving from/to?
2012-12-24 12:42:31 AM
3 votes:
"I accept total responsibility and will deal with whatever penalty comes my way in this matter."

img26.imageshack.us

After a week, it will be like throwing a crowbar in an empty room.
2012-12-24 07:32:14 AM
2 votes:
♪ ♫ Workers do it/ Foreman do it
Even U.S. Senators from Idaho who are Mormon do it ♪ ♫
Let's do it, let's all drive drunk ♪ ♫

/feeling a bite Cole Porter-ish
2012-12-24 04:25:50 AM
2 votes:

rkelley25: Crapo ?  Wasn't he one of the Marx brothers?


I'm pretty sure he's the laziest man on Mars.
2012-12-24 04:09:07 AM
2 votes:
Crapo ?  Wasn't he one of the Marx brothers?
2012-12-24 03:26:24 AM
2 votes:
Does he still get his own planet to rule after he dies?
2012-12-24 02:54:57 AM
2 votes:

marius2: Only if we could get a Kennedy to screw up this bad!


First you'd have to find a Kennedy that was a Mormon. Do you know a Kennedy that is a Mormon?
2012-12-24 02:13:22 AM
2 votes:

BSABSVR: In the past, Crapo has told reporters that he abstains from drinking alcohol. At this point, it would be irresponsible not to speculate as to whether or he is a butt-chugger.


Why speculate when I can just make shiat up about slapping my dick around his face in the men's room of a DC sports bar.
2012-12-24 01:31:29 AM
2 votes:
I'm really hoping that there's dashcam video of this. And that it'll be released so that people can laugh at him.
2012-12-23 09:40:27 PM
2 votes:
i49.tinypic.com
2012-12-24 02:59:21 PM
1 votes:

BMulligan: Gough: BMulligan: Gough: Lives in one of the two blue dots in ID

I grew up in Idaho, and I have no idea what "blue dots" you could possibly mean. I suppose Sun Valley is one, but as far as I ever knew the whole rest of the state was deep red.

/went to high school with the guy who's now Joe Biden's chief of staff
//neither he nor I have lived in Idaho for many, many years
///I miss Frank Church!

I'll second the notion on Frank Church. It's been pretty bleak since then.

The other blue dot is Latah County.

Ah, Moscow. That explains it. Bunch of commies.


Smile when you say that, comrade.
2012-12-24 11:44:45 AM
1 votes:
Enjoy excommunication, asshole..
2012-12-24 10:21:54 AM
1 votes:

marius2: Only if we could get a Kennedy to screw up this bad!


The Kennedys aren't Mormon, dipshiat.
2012-12-24 09:03:46 AM
1 votes:

CokeBear: What is it with GOP Senators from Idaho? I heard Larry Craig was in the car too


He was still at the bar, offering to push some guys stool in. He's polite like that.
2012-12-24 06:49:58 AM
1 votes:
I heard he had an interesting conversion story. I guess he fell back to where he started.

photos1.blogger.com
2012-12-24 05:47:40 AM
1 votes:
Ah Mormons, you can trust them straight shooters.

Not like your Christian used car salesman who gets out of church, opens shop and rips off your grandma.


/suckers
2012-12-24 05:44:23 AM
1 votes:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Why are they not letting the Bush tax cuts expire? I don't understand that. They were supposed to expire a long time ago, weren't they? I know if I'm broke, I look for new sources of income, not deprive myself of it. That would just be stupid.


Yeah, but if you don't get a new source of income, that will simply force you to cut spending out of your budget that much faster. Really, the fastest way to cut spending is to quit working entirely; you won't have a choice but to cut your spending at that point!
2012-12-24 05:06:34 AM
1 votes:

Phil Moskowitz: Nothing really registers with you, does it?


The FA did.
And your mom.
2012-12-24 04:27:10 AM
1 votes:

rkelley25: Crapo ?  Wasn't he one of the Marx brothers?


The least funny one, unless you're including Skid, which you really shouldn't.

Wait, what's this, a Republican Senator got busted for DUI?

A Mormon Republican Senator at that?

Lawls ^_^

Oh,Santa, you really shouldn't have.

/How did he even know I wanted that?
2012-12-24 04:21:36 AM
1 votes:
Ho Ho Ho, Mr. Crapo! For this Christmas, I've brought you the end of your career!
2012-12-24 03:55:09 AM
1 votes:

0Icky0: Phil Moskowitz: This is how you people couch bullshiat. The Bush tax cuts absolutely ruined your economy, like everything that idiot ever touched. And you can't bring yourselves to bring the tax code back to Clinton levels, when the economy was booming.

Posting Under the Influence?


The headline had the words "fiscal cliff" in it. He just needs to tweak the bot a bit.
2012-12-24 03:45:00 AM
1 votes:
Will the Aztec Jesus at Chichen Itza Olmec something something golden plates something MORMONISM IS A FRAUD AND YOU ARE A RETARD!
2012-12-24 03:29:41 AM
1 votes:

ongbok: Seriously, the guy's name is Crapo? That had to be shiatty growing up.


I went to school with a guy who had a similar last name. All the teasing really messes you up after a while and you become sort of a sociopath, which makes you perfect for politics. But eventually, the stress of acting normal just burns you out. My friend eventually killed himself.

RIP Wayne Diarrhetsky
2012-12-24 03:24:07 AM
1 votes:
pbs.twimg.com

Ohai thar, the name's Crapo. I run red lights and wear magic undies.
2012-12-24 03:20:39 AM
1 votes:
Seriously, the guy's name is Crapo? That had to be shiatty growing up.
2012-12-24 02:15:08 AM
1 votes:

BSABSVR: In the past, Crapo has told reporters that he abstains from drinking alcohol. At this point, it would be irresponsible not to speculate as to whether or he is a butt-chugger.


What is the Mormon position on butt-chugging anyway?

/Doggy style of course, ba dum che!
2012-12-24 12:19:30 AM
1 votes:
Oh crap(o)!
2012-12-24 12:07:39 AM
1 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
2012-12-23 11:16:37 PM
1 votes:
Only if we could get a Kennedy to screw up this bad!
2012-12-23 11:13:47 PM
1 votes:

NewportBarGuy: Raharu: This will be swept under the rug inside of a week.

A Republican MORMON Senator named Crapo? Popped for DUI?

hahahahaha.... You must be incredibly cynical because they are going to feast on this like holiday lamb.

2012-12-23 10:51:16 PM
1 votes:

Raharu: This will be swept under the rug inside of a week.


A Republican MORMON Senator? Popped for DUI?

hahahahaha.... You must be incredibly cynical because they are going to feast on this like holiday lamb.
2012-12-23 10:16:45 PM
1 votes:
biatch set him up
 
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