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(CBS News)   How stressful is the "Fiscal Cliff" situation on the senators? Enough to make a Mormon drink and drive   (cbsnews.com) divider line 142
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2012-12-24 11:16:43 AM  

ck1938: I heard he had an interesting conversion story. I guess he fell back to where he started.


That guy has the weirdest boner.
 
2012-12-24 11:17:40 AM  
What can I do to encourage Mormons to drive over cliffs?
 
2012-12-24 11:20:33 AM  

Philbb: marius2: Only if we could get a Kennedy to screw up this bad!

First you'd have to find a Kennedy that was a Mormon. Do you know a Kennedy that is a Mormon?


imnotadoctor: marius2: Only if we could get a Kennedy to screw up this bad!

The Kennedys aren't Mormon, dipshiat.


*Facepalm*
 
2012-12-24 11:23:19 AM  

marius2: *Facepalm*


Dude, please. Anyone who attempts a "bu-bu-but Ted Kennedy!" has no business facepalming.
 
2012-12-24 11:23:42 AM  

Gough: More_Like_A_Stain: CokeBear: What is it with GOP Senators from Idaho? I heard Larry Craig was in the car too

He was still at the bar, offering to push some guys stool in. He's polite like that.

I needed that laugh this morning, thanks.

Crapo is the latest in a long line of ID congressperson who help keep Idaho in the news (not in a good way): the aforementioned Larry Craig, whom I met in the Spokane airport, by the way; the late Helen Chenoweth, who was Bachmann-level crazy well before Michelle's time; Steve Symms; and a host of others.

/Lives in one of the two blue dots in ID


orly.jpg
 
2012-12-24 11:30:20 AM  

Gough: Lives in one of the two blue dots in ID


I grew up in Idaho, and I have no idea what "blue dots" you could possibly mean. I suppose Sun Valley is one, but as far as I ever knew the whole rest of the state was deep red.

/went to high school with the guy who's now Joe Biden's chief of staff
//neither he nor I have lived in Idaho for many, many years
///I miss Frank Church!
 
2012-12-24 11:44:45 AM  
Enjoy excommunication, asshole..
 
2012-12-24 12:03:06 PM  

He should just claim he went to the bar for a single drink. It was the Jamaican bartender's fault for asking him which religion he was, then refilling his drink multiple times.


"Boom gov'ment mon, I don' mean ta loud up di ting but wha religion you are, me broddah?"

"Mormon"

"Seh one!" *fills drink*
 
2012-12-24 12:05:02 PM  
Somebody spiked the Postum!
 
2012-12-24 12:29:24 PM  

tarkus1980: Enjoy excommunication, asshole..


He pays too much tithing to be excommunicated. He will probably be put on Double Secret Probation.
 
2012-12-24 12:43:19 PM  

Anonymocoso: tarkus1980: Enjoy excommunication, asshole..

He pays too much tithing to be excommunicated. He will probably be put on Double Secret Probation.


bp0.blogger.com

Double Secret Probation?
20 Years of Congress Down the Drain!
Might as well join the farking Peace Corps!
 
2012-12-24 01:15:50 PM  
Alcoholism and drug addiction affects every walk of life. I won't hate on him for this as long as he gets help and doesn't do it again. Sad, really.
 
2012-12-24 01:19:18 PM  

tarkus1980: Enjoy excommunication, asshole..


and you, for cussing?
 
2012-12-24 01:25:15 PM  
Our drinking culture does not mesh well with our car culture.
 
2012-12-24 01:26:17 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Why are they not letting the Bush tax cuts expire? I don't understand that. They were supposed to expire a long time ago, weren't they? I know if I'm broke, I look for new sources of income, not deprive myself of it. That would just be stupid.


holy crap, what's the story of your nick? akvavit is hardcore. i used to drink bottles of that stuff.
 
2012-12-24 01:30:05 PM  

PreMortem: Gulper Eel: a) What kind of low-rent senator drives himself around?

b) Always go out on the town with a wingman, like a Chris Dodd. It's an extra pair of hands in case you feel like molesting a cocktail waitress or two.

The kind that's driving home from a romp with an illegal black tranny crack whore donkey boy. (Which happens to be his own daughter!)


The Aristocrats!
 
2012-12-24 01:58:08 PM  

utah dude: tarkus1980: Enjoy excommunication, asshole..

and you, for cussing?


I won't get punished for cussing, I repent too damned fast.

In all seriousness, he's facing a minimum of being disfellowshipped (basically meaning he can't do anything in a church capacity for some time). Ignoring the public shame from being a Senator that's pulled over for DUI, he's also a former Bishop, which means he's a high priest, which means he's held to a higher standard. This is very bad for him from a church standpoint.
 
2012-12-24 02:01:41 PM  
I hope to all the bitterness and non-workingtogetherness that we go over this 'fiscal cliff'. Spending cuts, and tax increases, it's almost like we're trying to reduce our deficit.
 
2012-12-24 02:26:35 PM  

BMulligan: Gough: Lives in one of the two blue dots in ID

I grew up in Idaho, and I have no idea what "blue dots" you could possibly mean. I suppose Sun Valley is one, but as far as I ever knew the whole rest of the state was deep red.

/went to high school with the guy who's now Joe Biden's chief of staff
//neither he nor I have lived in Idaho for many, many years
///I miss Frank Church!


I'll second the notion on Frank Church. It's been pretty bleak since then.

The other blue dot is Latah County.
 
2012-12-24 02:30:15 PM  

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Gough: More_Like_A_Stain: CokeBear: What is it with GOP Senators from Idaho? I heard Larry Craig was in the car too

He was still at the bar, offering to push some guys stool in. He's polite like that.

I needed that laugh this morning, thanks.

Crapo is the latest in a long line of ID congressperson who help keep Idaho in the news (not in a good way): the aforementioned Larry Craig, whom I met in the Spokane airport, by the way; the late Helen Chenoweth, who was Bachmann-level crazy well before Michelle's time; Steve Symms; and a host of others.

/Lives in one of the two blue dots in ID

orly.jpg


csb: I was travelling with one of my bosses, who knew him from a previous gig, she introduced me. Later, she made the comment that he seemed preoccupied. A few days later, the whole "wide stance" thing hit the papers.
 
2012-12-24 02:32:26 PM  

Gough: BMulligan: Gough: Lives in one of the two blue dots in ID

I grew up in Idaho, and I have no idea what "blue dots" you could possibly mean. I suppose Sun Valley is one, but as far as I ever knew the whole rest of the state was deep red.

/went to high school with the guy who's now Joe Biden's chief of staff
//neither he nor I have lived in Idaho for many, many years
///I miss Frank Church!

I'll second the notion on Frank Church. It's been pretty bleak since then.

The other blue dot is Latah County.


Ah, Moscow. That explains it. Bunch of commies.
 
2012-12-24 02:56:52 PM  

dofus: I see the Fark Tough Guys are out in force. The guy screwed up and took responsibility for it. So what if the language of his statement is a little weird..

/Not a Republican


White knighting a hypocritical drunk driver?
 
2012-12-24 02:59:21 PM  

BMulligan: Gough: BMulligan: Gough: Lives in one of the two blue dots in ID

I grew up in Idaho, and I have no idea what "blue dots" you could possibly mean. I suppose Sun Valley is one, but as far as I ever knew the whole rest of the state was deep red.

/went to high school with the guy who's now Joe Biden's chief of staff
//neither he nor I have lived in Idaho for many, many years
///I miss Frank Church!

I'll second the notion on Frank Church. It's been pretty bleak since then.

The other blue dot is Latah County.

Ah, Moscow. That explains it. Bunch of commies.


Smile when you say that, comrade.
 
2012-12-24 03:04:03 PM  

Gough: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Gough: More_Like_A_Stain: CokeBear: What is it with GOP Senators from Idaho? I heard Larry Craig was in the car too

He was still at the bar, offering to push some guys stool in. He's polite like that.

I needed that laugh this morning, thanks.

Crapo is the latest in a long line of ID congressperson who help keep Idaho in the news (not in a good way): the aforementioned Larry Craig, whom I met in the Spokane airport, by the way; the late Helen Chenoweth, who was Bachmann-level crazy well before Michelle's time; Steve Symms; and a host of others.

/Lives in one of the two blue dots in ID

orly.jpg

csb: I was travelling with one of my bosses, who knew him from a previous gig, she introduced me. Later, she made the comment that he seemed preoccupied. A few days later, the whole "wide stance" thing hit the papers.


That story needs moar airport bathroom ghey sex.
 
2012-12-24 03:16:13 PM  

Gough: BMulligan: Gough: BMulligan: Gough: Lives in one of the two blue dots in ID

I grew up in Idaho, and I have no idea what "blue dots" you could possibly mean. I suppose Sun Valley is one, but as far as I ever knew the whole rest of the state was deep red.

/went to high school with the guy who's now Joe Biden's chief of staff
//neither he nor I have lived in Idaho for many, many years
///I miss Frank Church!

I'll second the notion on Frank Church. It's been pretty bleak since then.

The other blue dot is Latah County.

Ah, Moscow. That explains it. Bunch of commies.

Smile when you say that, comrade.


Grinning from ear to ear here.
 
2012-12-24 03:26:58 PM  
I didn't realize the British Prime Minister was Mormon.
 
2012-12-24 04:04:31 PM  

Yakk: I was shocked there was not a rent-a-boy in the car with him at the time.


Bastard, making the rent boy do the walk of shame is low man, really low.
 
2012-12-24 04:04:54 PM  

tarkus1980: I won't get punished for cussing, I repent too damned fast.


how very kimball'ian.
 
2012-12-24 04:18:18 PM  

BSABSVR: In the past, Crapo has told reporters that he abstains from drinking alcohol. At this point, it would be irresponsible not to speculate as to whether or he is a butt-chugger.


All Mormon's claim to abstain from drinking. Which is why you get the following joke.


If you are going fishing with a Mormon how do you make sure they don't drink all your beer?

Bring a second Mormon.
 
2012-12-24 04:21:11 PM  

BSABSVR: In the past, Crapo has told reporters that he abstains from drinking alcohol. At this point, it would be irresponsible not to speculate as to whether or he is a butt-chugger.


uh... i'm actually asking here: "butt-chugger." = homosexual or party-enema reference?
 
2012-12-24 04:50:04 PM  
I can think of a certain Democratic senator who got DUI's like its his hobby. Ken. ... Ken something? Kennedy? Yea, even killed some people. But whoooa, this Republican guy is the WORST, right?
 
2012-12-24 05:26:16 PM  

xkillyourfacex: I can think of a certain Democratic senator who got DUI's like its his hobby. Ken. ... Ken something? Kennedy? Yea, even killed some people. But whoooa, this Republican guy is the WORST, right?


Honestly, I wouldn't care as much if he wasn't a Mormon. I would be even more irritated if this was Harry Reid.
 
2012-12-24 05:38:05 PM  
I think being a Mormon would drive me to drink.
 
2012-12-24 05:51:49 PM  

tarkus1980: Honestly, I wouldn't care as much if he wasn't a Mormon. I would be even more irritated if this was Harry Reid.


REID doesn't even have a temple rec. i heard.

/endowed
//sealed
///slashy.
 
2012-12-24 05:54:24 PM  
If you are Mormon and can't drink alcohol, is it ok to take it up the dumper via a vodka soaked tampon?
 
2012-12-24 05:58:56 PM  

utah dude: BSABSVR: In the past, Crapo has told reporters that he abstains from drinking alcohol. At this point, it would be irresponsible not to speculate as to whether or he is a butt-chugger.

uh... i'm actually asking here: "butt-chugger." = homosexual or party-enema reference?


Yes.
 
2012-12-24 06:13:45 PM  

redonkulon: If you are Mormon and can't drink alcohol, is it ok to take it up the dumper via a vodka soaked tampon?


nothing mind altering, brah.
 
2012-12-24 06:17:43 PM  

utah dude: BSABSVR: In the past, Crapo has told reporters that he abstains from drinking alcohol. At this point, it would be irresponsible not to speculate as to whether or he is a butt-chugger.

uh... i'm actually asking here: "butt-chugger." = homosexual or party-enema reference?


Party enema. I was thinking if politicians lying bu being overly specific. He can say he abstains from drinking all forms of alcohol by taking it rectally.
 
2012-12-24 06:57:02 PM  

utah dude: tarkus1980: Honestly, I wouldn't care as much if he wasn't a Mormon. I would be even more irritated if this was Harry Reid.

REID doesn't even have a temple rec. i heard.

/endowed
//sealed
///slashy.


Apparently untrue.

http://trevorprice.net/2012/11/15/bob-bennett-says-harry-reid-furthe rs -gods-work/

Bob Bennett: "It really upsets a lot of my Republican Mormon friends when I tell them that Harry Reid carries a current temple recommend, does his home teaching, married in the temple, sent his kids on missions, and Harry Reid has done as much to further the work of the kingdom as any politician that has ever served in national office, including me. "

If nothing else, Reid is apparently a much better home teacher than I am.
 
2012-12-24 08:52:41 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: dofus: I see the Fark Tough Guys are out in force. The guy screwed up and took responsibility for it. So what if the language of his statement is a little weird..

/Not a Republican

White knighting a hypocritical drunk driver?


Sounds like a true Libtard!

/Amidoinitrite?
 
2012-12-25 10:54:01 AM  

tarkus1980: If nothing else, Reid is apparently a much better home teacher than I am.


dude i hate home teaching in my new ward.
 
2012-12-26 12:30:39 AM  

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: Not at 12:45am. The last guy who tried that (on phone and can't find link) got in a whole heap of trouble.


I seem to recall something of the sort, now that you mention it. I'm too lazy to find it, myself; but it might have involved a hearing by the Ethics Committee. Would be nice if they've stopped putting up with that.
 
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