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(Morning Bulletin (Australia))   Guy named Moran lives up to his name   (themorningbulletin.com.au ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, police prosecutor, common assault, noise regulation, horoscopes  
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10364 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Dec 2012 at 5:22 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-23 09:13:43 PM  
6 votes:
They refer to it as "common assault" because wanting to punch 13 year olds is so common
2012-12-23 08:56:36 PM  
3 votes:
Dude deserves a hero tag. F*ck that little loud mouthed sh*t.
2012-12-24 08:53:28 AM  
2 votes:
I've lived next door to some shiatty teenagers that mom either couldn't control or didn't give a fark about. I learned then that the cops don't give a fark about unruly kids either.
Long story short, I butchered the whole family and pinned it on a drifter.
2012-12-24 06:01:16 AM  
2 votes:

Kevin72: Once again, where's the father? Doesn't matter because a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

/and oh yeah. If there was a husband in the household
1. Moran could have talked man to man with the father.
2. Moran would have had his ass up his head for touching the kid.
3. The boy would have a role model and have learned to cope with life without cursing on the top of his lungs in the middle of the night.


If Mom had learned all she needed to know from you the boy would have been out making sweet passionate love to a chicken.
2012-12-24 05:46:52 AM  
2 votes:
If we can't take the law in our own hands, then will the law punch the 13 year old assmouth for us?
2012-12-24 12:38:05 PM  
1 vote:

Kevin72: HindiDiscoMonster: Kevin72: Once again, where's the father? Doesn't matter because a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

/and oh yeah. If there was a husband in the household
1. Moran could have talked man to man with the father.
2. Moran would have had his ass up his head for touching the kid.
3. The boy would have a role model and have learned to cope with life without cursing on the top of his lungs in the middle of the night.

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My point was that the mother might not need a man in her life BUT THE KID SURE DOES. Yes there can be situations like a parent died, but in that situation the kid is humbled, not arrogant to cuss and scream all night even when warned. And I repeat that if there was a man in the house, Moran wouldnt dare manhandle the boy.


Based on what? Two parents brings a sense of stability concerning economics and someone being around, but if those issues are not a concern, who cares? Do you have anything to back your assertion up?
2012-12-24 09:15:39 AM  
1 vote:
Mini keep your pimp hand strong and thanks for the gifts of smiles
2012-12-24 07:56:01 AM  
1 vote:

Weatherkiss: Kevin72: Once again, where's the father? Doesn't matter because a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

/and oh yeah. If there was a husband in the household
1. Moran could have talked man to man with the father.
2. Moran would have had his ass up his head for touching the kid.
3. The boy would have a role model and have learned to cope with life without cursing on the top of his lungs in the middle of the night.

You're confusing need for want. Unless you're a single parent, you have no dog in this fight. Any single parent that doesn't wish they had a partner to take care of their kid at least sometimes is a liar. A sane, rational woman would want a good father for their child. The keyword here is good.

But sometimes that doesn't come to pass. Sometimes the woman makes the wrong decisions, sometimes a man makes the wrong decisions. Sometimes they both do. And sometimes neither of them do, but due to circumstances outside their control they end up splitting apart (and sometimes one of the parents even dies).

But you don't seem to care about any of that. Does a woman need a man to help take care of her child? No. Does she want a man to take care of her child? Maybe, maybe not. But I can damn well guarantee the thought has crossed her mind during the really bad days of being a single mother.

But is it worth the cost of having an abusive/alcohol/womanizing/deadbeat/etc. partner? Depends on the woman. Depends on the man. Depends on the child's needs.

In short, try being a single mother before you start in with your moral high horse bullshiat. Those single mothers would gladly trade places with you during the really bad days.


Thank you. But please include us single fathers in your equations. It's not quite as hard as being a single mother, but IT IS A biatch (actually, 'was'). But I managed, and the little monsters came out quite well, thank you.

Also, this:
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2012-12-24 07:37:18 AM  
1 vote:

Z-clipped: Eeeevry once in a while, it's useful to know how to cause someone a lot of pain without injuring them, or leaving a mark.


This is why you punch him in the stomach and NOT the ribs. Or, alternatively you call the police and keep escalating what you are reporting about the kid until the police come. First, noise complaint. Then the kid is looking in windows. Then he appears to be attempting to break into a house. Then appears to have a weapon and is threatening people.
2012-12-24 06:32:57 AM  
1 vote:
"Children are like TV sets. When they start acting weird, whack them across the head with a big rubber basketball shoe."
-- Hunter S. Thompson
2012-12-24 05:47:42 AM  
1 vote:

robohobo: Who hasn't wanted to beat the shiat out of a teenager?

/seriously, it would be theraputic


The teenager next door told me to "go f*ck myself" once when I politely asked him and his buddies not to play basketball in front of my house at 3 am. I walked right up to his front door, banged on it until I woke his parents, and the dad beat the crap out of him all the way back into the house. It was immensely satisfying, even though I usually hate violence in anything other than my music, video games, horror movies and literature.

/I'm always taking them treats, too, so WTF ya little snot?.
2012-12-23 10:51:13 PM  
1 vote:
Once again, where's the father? Doesn't matter because a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

/and oh yeah. If there was a husband in the household
1. Moran could have talked man to man with the father.
2. Moran would have had his ass up his head for touching the kid.
3. The boy would have a role model and have learned to cope with life without cursing on the top of his lungs in the middle of the night.
2012-12-23 10:18:08 PM  
1 vote:

2xhelix: Equilibrist: Good for him. Hope he gets a reasonable judge.

FTFA
Magistrate Barry Cosgrove took into account the circumstances surrounding the offence and recorded no conviction.
"But you can't take the law into your own hands," Mr Cosgrove said.
Moran was given a six month probation order.




That's judge-speak for, "The little barstid deserved it--good for you."
 
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