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(Morning Bulletin (Australia))   Guy named Moran lives up to his name   (themorningbulletin.com.au) divider line 19
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2012-12-23 08:56:36 PM
6 votes:
Dude deserves a hero tag. F*ck that little loud mouthed sh*t.
2012-12-24 07:50:00 AM
3 votes:

Kevin72: Once again, where's the father? Doesn't matter because a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

/and oh yeah. If there was a husband in the household
1. Moran could have talked man to man with the father.
2. Moran would have had his ass up his head for touching the kid.
3. The boy would have a role model and have learned to cope with life without cursing on the top of his lungs in the middle of the night.


You do realize that not all single moms are single moms by choice. In my case, I am a single mom raising a teenager because my husband died. I would give anything to have him back, but I am not going to marry some random guy so my kid has a 'father figure'. That would give her daddy issues for sure. .
2012-12-24 06:31:26 AM
3 votes:

Kevin72: Once again, where's the father? Doesn't matter because a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

/and oh yeah. If there was a husband in the household
1. Moran could have talked man to man with the father.
2. Moran would have had his ass up his head for touching the kid.
3. The boy would have a role model and have learned to cope with life without cursing on the top of his lungs in the middle of the night.


You're confusing need for want. Unless you're a single parent, you have no dog in this fight. Any single parent that doesn't wish they had a partner to take care of their kid at least sometimes is a liar. A sane, rational woman would want a good father for their child. The keyword here is good.

But sometimes that doesn't come to pass. Sometimes the woman makes the wrong decisions, sometimes a man makes the wrong decisions. Sometimes they both do. And sometimes neither of them do, but due to circumstances outside their control they end up splitting apart (and sometimes one of the parents even dies).

But you don't seem to care about any of that. Does a woman need a man to help take care of her child? No. Does she want a man to take care of her child? Maybe, maybe not. But I can damn well guarantee the thought has crossed her mind during the really bad days of being a single mother.

But is it worth the cost of having an abusive/alcohol/womanizing/deadbeat/etc. partner? Depends on the woman. Depends on the man. Depends on the child's needs.

In short, try being a single mother before you start in with your moral high horse bullshiat. Those single mothers would gladly trade places with you during the really bad days.
2012-12-23 09:13:43 PM
3 votes:
They refer to it as "common assault" because wanting to punch 13 year olds is so common
2012-12-23 10:51:13 PM
2 votes:
Once again, where's the father? Doesn't matter because a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

/and oh yeah. If there was a husband in the household
1. Moran could have talked man to man with the father.
2. Moran would have had his ass up his head for touching the kid.
3. The boy would have a role model and have learned to cope with life without cursing on the top of his lungs in the middle of the night.
2012-12-23 09:04:18 PM
2 votes:
Magistrate Barry Cosgrove took into account the circumstances surrounding the offence and recorded no conviction.

Win.
2012-12-24 12:40:42 PM
1 votes:
I was raised by a single mother and if I had acted like this kid I would have had the shiat slapped out of me. My mother wasn't abusive, but she was quick with a slap to the mouth or ass to put me back in line when I stepped out. She didn't try to be my friend. She made sure I knew she was the parent and I was the child and that I respected that fact.

/never been to jail
//grew up to become a productive member of society
///have a healthy respect for my elders
2012-12-24 09:17:00 AM
1 votes:

Weatherkiss: A sane, rational woman would want a good father for their child. The keyword here is good.


And yet they picked the father at the exclusion of other men and had kids with him.
2012-12-24 08:14:18 AM
1 votes:

Director_Mr: Z-clipped: Eeeevry once in a while, it's useful to know how to cause someone a lot of pain without injuring them, or leaving a mark.

This is why you punch him in the stomach and NOT the ribs. Or, alternatively you call the police and keep escalating what you are reporting about the kid until the police come. First, noise complaint. Then the kid is looking in windows. Then he appears to be attempting to break into a house. Then appears to have a weapon and is threatening people.


He could have ended it that night. He should have called the police and reported that he thinks somebody is being beaten next door. If the kid was yelling loud enough that he could hear him in his house then the he could have held the phone near a window so that the 911 operator could have heard him also. If he is in a decent enough area then the police would respond fast enough that when they got to the house they would hear the kid yelling and cursing. And from here two things could happen. 1, the police feel that there is a dangerous situation that they have to forcibly enter the house. Or two they pound and pound on the door until the mother wakes up. If one happens that should scare the living shiat out of the kid and keep him quite for a while. But either way after you call and report that somebody is in danger and they hear all of the yelling and cursing that the kid was doing, that family is going to be in for a long night of question and they won't be left alone by children services for a while.
2012-12-24 07:59:50 AM
1 votes:

Director_Mr: Z-clipped: Eeeevry once in a while, it's useful to know how to cause someone a lot of pain without injuring them, or leaving a mark.

This is why you punch him in the stomach and NOT the ribs. Or, alternatively you call the police and keep escalating what you are reporting about the kid until the police come. First, noise complaint. Then the kid is looking in windows. Then he appears to be attempting to break into a house. Then appears to have a weapon and is threatening people.


I was thinking more of a wrist lock and two fingers jammed in his mastoid while slowly and methodically explaining the concept of "quiet hours". Keep him in enough pain to make him cry, but not so loudly that he can't hear you talking.
2012-12-24 07:56:01 AM
1 votes:

Weatherkiss: Kevin72: Once again, where's the father? Doesn't matter because a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

/and oh yeah. If there was a husband in the household
1. Moran could have talked man to man with the father.
2. Moran would have had his ass up his head for touching the kid.
3. The boy would have a role model and have learned to cope with life without cursing on the top of his lungs in the middle of the night.

You're confusing need for want. Unless you're a single parent, you have no dog in this fight. Any single parent that doesn't wish they had a partner to take care of their kid at least sometimes is a liar. A sane, rational woman would want a good father for their child. The keyword here is good.

But sometimes that doesn't come to pass. Sometimes the woman makes the wrong decisions, sometimes a man makes the wrong decisions. Sometimes they both do. And sometimes neither of them do, but due to circumstances outside their control they end up splitting apart (and sometimes one of the parents even dies).

But you don't seem to care about any of that. Does a woman need a man to help take care of her child? No. Does she want a man to take care of her child? Maybe, maybe not. But I can damn well guarantee the thought has crossed her mind during the really bad days of being a single mother.

But is it worth the cost of having an abusive/alcohol/womanizing/deadbeat/etc. partner? Depends on the woman. Depends on the man. Depends on the child's needs.

In short, try being a single mother before you start in with your moral high horse bullshiat. Those single mothers would gladly trade places with you during the really bad days.


Thank you. But please include us single fathers in your equations. It's not quite as hard as being a single mother, but IT IS A biatch (actually, 'was'). But I managed, and the little monsters came out quite well, thank you.

Also, this:
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2012-12-24 07:40:32 AM
1 votes:
Police: do your jobs.
2012-12-24 07:37:18 AM
1 votes:

Z-clipped: Eeeevry once in a while, it's useful to know how to cause someone a lot of pain without injuring them, or leaving a mark.


This is why you punch him in the stomach and NOT the ribs. Or, alternatively you call the police and keep escalating what you are reporting about the kid until the police come. First, noise complaint. Then the kid is looking in windows. Then he appears to be attempting to break into a house. Then appears to have a weapon and is threatening people.
2012-12-24 07:12:42 AM
1 votes:
Kid deserved it. Rotten crotch fruit. Hit him twice.

/get off my lawn.
2012-12-24 06:32:57 AM
1 votes:
"Children are like TV sets. When they start acting weird, whack them across the head with a big rubber basketball shoe."
-- Hunter S. Thompson
2012-12-24 05:47:42 AM
1 votes:

robohobo: Who hasn't wanted to beat the shiat out of a teenager?

/seriously, it would be theraputic


The teenager next door told me to "go f*ck myself" once when I politely asked him and his buddies not to play basketball in front of my house at 3 am. I walked right up to his front door, banged on it until I woke his parents, and the dad beat the crap out of him all the way back into the house. It was immensely satisfying, even though I usually hate violence in anything other than my music, video games, horror movies and literature.

/I'm always taking them treats, too, so WTF ya little snot?.
2012-12-23 10:18:08 PM
1 votes:

2xhelix: Equilibrist: Good for him. Hope he gets a reasonable judge.

FTFA
Magistrate Barry Cosgrove took into account the circumstances surrounding the offence and recorded no conviction.
"But you can't take the law into your own hands," Mr Cosgrove said.
Moran was given a six month probation order.




That's judge-speak for, "The little barstid deserved it--good for you."
2012-12-23 09:46:48 PM
1 votes:

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Dude deserves a hero tag. F*ck that little loud mouthed sh*t.


Yup. Sounds like the little pecker was asking for it. Though they didn't mention what time of night it was.
2012-12-23 08:59:35 PM
1 votes:
Good for him.  Hope he gets a reasonable judge.

Hey, get off my lawn!
 
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