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(Daily Mail)   Cute 27-year-old teacher arrested for sex with students. This week's teacher sex trifecta now in play (w/mugshot)   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Colorado, Amanda Rowles, position of trust, SEAL Team  
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41354 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Dec 2012 at 10:51 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-23 11:55:40 PM  
3 votes:
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
2012-12-23 10:59:55 PM  
3 votes:

Rocknutts: She looks like she has an odor.

Kind of mildewy, with more than a hint of cat urine.
2012-12-23 09:41:34 PM  
3 votes:

Once again -

2012-12-23 07:13:57 PM  
3 votes:

Equilibrist: Subby needs to get out more often.

Mainly to visit an eye doctor.
2012-12-23 11:49:08 PM  
2 votes:
Why didn't this happen when I went to school? Because all my teachers looked like this.
2012-12-23 09:20:21 PM  
2 votes:
The Daily Mail:  Britain's go to source for your naughty American teacher scandals.
2012-12-23 06:06:44 PM  
2 votes:

I swear, one of those has to be a glass eyeball.
2012-12-23 11:32:25 PM  
1 vote:

Riotboy: She's HOT!!! I wish she was my teacher.

/loves me some green eyes

Really? You like green eyes? My eyes are a blue/green color. Wanna see?

A lot of people say they are pretty. :P
2012-12-23 11:08:17 PM  
1 vote:

Rocknutts: She looks like she has an odor.

She smells like Fritos and old lettuce.
2012-12-23 11:05:48 PM  
1 vote:

dickfreckle: Meh, I'd hit it. Don't sit here and tell me that every last-call girl at the bar you tracked into your house was a perfect "10."

Maybe not the next morning, but certainly the night before.
2012-12-23 11:00:51 PM  
1 vote:

Lionel Mandrake: Rocknutts: She looks like she has an odor.

Kind of mildewy, with more than a hint of cat urine.

Just like cheese.
2012-12-23 11:00:19 PM  
1 vote:
Ewwww. Anyone man chooses that is too lazy to jerk off.

OK bubs. Do your thing.
2012-12-23 10:42:52 PM  
1 vote:
One of the students allegedly told investigators he had sex with her 'on at least 40 occasions' over a six-month time span starting in December, 2011.

damn it
those eyes are following me
2012-12-23 09:30:32 PM  
1 vote:
When Rowles ended the relationship in May, the teen told police: 'That hurt'.

She looks painful.
2012-12-23 09:18:20 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-23 09:14:14 PM  
1 vote:
Be curious to see "ugly", subby...
2012-12-23 07:59:51 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-23 07:09:22 PM  
1 vote:
Subby needs to get out more often.
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