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(Daily Mail)   Cute 27-year-old teacher arrested for sex with students. This week's teacher sex trifecta now in play (w/mugshot)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 105
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2012-12-23 06:06:44 PM
Cute?

I swear, one of those has to be a glass eyeball.
 
2012-12-23 07:09:22 PM
Subby needs to get out more often.
 
2012-12-23 07:13:57 PM

Equilibrist: Subby needs to get out more often.


Mainly to visit an eye doctor.
 
2012-12-23 07:59:51 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
wee [TotalFark]
2012-12-23 09:14:14 PM
Be curious to see "ugly", subby...
 
2012-12-23 09:18:20 PM
morallowground.com
dialectline.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-23 09:20:21 PM
The Daily Mail:  Britain's go to source for your naughty American teacher scandals.
 
2012-12-23 09:26:06 PM
*gasp* Subby, are you implying that teacher-student sex happens often enough we might see more than two instances per week??
 
2012-12-23 09:30:32 PM
When Rowles ended the relationship in May, the teen told police: 'That hurt'.


She looks painful.
 
2012-12-23 09:41:34 PM

Once again -




img.photobucket.com

 
2012-12-23 09:56:08 PM

DanZero: Once again -


[img.photobucket.com image 761x446]



You're cuttin' into Drew's revenue stream, dude.

You want the price of TF to go up to $50?

/Click$
 
2012-12-23 10:12:27 PM
Meh, I'd hit it. Don't sit here and tell me that every last-call girl at the bar you tracked into your house was a perfect "10."
 
2012-12-23 10:37:43 PM
If it ever gets out that any child had an academic advantage because of more 1 on 1 or a higher grade.  The next generation will be farked.
 
2012-12-23 10:42:52 PM
One of the students allegedly told investigators he had sex with her 'on at least 40 occasions' over a six-month time span starting in December, 2011.

damn it
those eyes are following me
 
2012-12-23 10:56:22 PM
She looks like she has an odor.
 
2012-12-23 10:56:57 PM

Amos Quito: DanZero: Once again -


[img.photobucket.com image 761x446]


You're cuttin' into Drew's revenue stream, dude.

You want the price of TF to go up to $50?

/Click$


Can't he just program some kind of bot that does that, and go back to a higher boobies content?
 
2012-12-23 10:59:55 PM

Rocknutts: She looks like she has an odor.


Kind of mildewy, with more than a hint of cat urine.
 
2012-12-23 11:00:19 PM
Ewwww. Anyone man chooses that is too lazy to jerk off.

OK bubs. Do your thing.
 
2012-12-23 11:00:48 PM

dickfreckle: Meh, I'd hit it. Don't sit here and tell me that every last-call girl at the bar you tracked into your house was a perfect "10."


Really, you wouldn't brag about it afterwards but if you were single and wanting a little she would do fine.
 
2012-12-23 11:00:51 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Rocknutts: She looks like she has an odor.

Kind of mildewy, with more than a hint of cat urine.


Just like cheese.
 
2012-12-23 11:01:33 PM

DanZero: Once again -


[img.photobucket.com image 761x446]


True dat!

WTF is up with that island?
 
2012-12-23 11:03:54 PM
For those of you saying "no way I'd touch her" you do realize these are two 17 year old kids farking the choir teacher. What a setup for them! Besides she looks Plain Jane in those pics, and she may have a smoking body for all we know.

But, she is a pedo and I hope they throw the book at her. Is it that hard for her to find two adult men she can use as a booty call only?
 
2012-12-23 11:04:03 PM
I have a lot of tolerance for the attractiveness of women, this one is within my tolerance. But I have already avoided fark titles with "smoking hot" descriptions in favor of only "sharp knees" ones.
 
2012-12-23 11:04:19 PM

DanZero: Once again -


[img.photobucket.com image 761x446]


Seconded. "Cute" + Daily Fail = NGTRTFA.
 
2012-12-23 11:04:54 PM
Well I suppose compared to some of the teachers posted on fark she isn't bad. Perhaps the photo isn't all that great either.
 
2012-12-23 11:05:48 PM

dickfreckle: Meh, I'd hit it. Don't sit here and tell me that every last-call girl at the bar you tracked into your house was a perfect "10."


Maybe not the next morning, but certainly the night before.
 
2012-12-23 11:08:17 PM

Rocknutts: She looks like she has an odor.


She smells like Fritos and old lettuce.
 
2012-12-23 11:08:43 PM
'He kissed her on the lips and she kissed him back, but she did eventually push him away and told him it was wrong for them to do that,' the affidavit said.

/However,a bj in my car is ok..and farking you in your moms bed, ya..that will work as well.
 
2012-12-23 11:08:46 PM
Very,very plain. Would hit if she was at the bar around closing time.

/plenty of jack and coke consumed
 
2012-12-23 11:11:53 PM
Once again I fall victim to Fark's idea of "cute" or "hot".


/One of these day's I'll learn.
 
2012-12-23 11:14:16 PM

GlobalThunder: Very,very plain. Would hit if she was at the bar around closing time.

/plenty of jack and coke consumed


I think we mean, would hit it if we were 17 again in high school. Pedo? Really? It's different if an older woman has sex with a 17 year old boy. Come on. Double standard? Yes. There are two sexes. Of course there is a double standard.
 
2012-12-23 11:16:01 PM
Ya know, growing up I had several teachers who I suspect would have gotten special attention for their attention to me, alas nothing happened. But the one I wanted to bend over a desk was the girls volleyball coach. In hind sight I think I know her orientation.

If I hadn't disliked concussions I would have made the football team and gone thru a bevy of cheerleaders.
 
2012-12-23 11:24:26 PM

mrbach: GlobalThunder: Very,very plain. Would hit if she was at the bar around closing time.

/plenty of jack and coke consumed

I think we mean, would hit it if we were 17 again in high school. Pedo? Really? It's different if an older woman has sex with a 17 year old boy. Come on. Double standard? Yes. There are two sexes. Of course there is a double standard.


Ok, let's toss out all this 'equality' nonsense, then.
 
2012-12-23 11:28:37 PM
She's HOT!!! I wish she was my teacher.

/loves me some green eyes
 
2012-12-23 11:29:59 PM
Got dam it. not again.
 
2012-12-23 11:32:25 PM

Riotboy: She's HOT!!! I wish she was my teacher.

/loves me some green eyes


Really? You like green eyes? My eyes are a blue/green color. Wanna see?

img195.imageshack.us

A lot of people say they are pretty. :P
 
2012-12-23 11:33:28 PM

cowgirl toffee: Riotboy: She's HOT!!! I wish she was my teacher.

/loves me some green eyes

Really? You like green eyes? My eyes are a blue/green color. Wanna see?

[img195.imageshack.us image 320x212]

A lot of people say they are pretty. :P


Hummm... maybe that was a bit too close.
 
2012-12-23 11:36:43 PM
Works for me. I'd bail her ass out.
 
2012-12-23 11:39:51 PM

cowgirl toffee: Riotboy: She's HOT!!! I wish she was my teacher.

/loves me some green eyes

Really? You like green eyes? My eyes are a blue/green color. Wanna see?

[img195.imageshack.us image 320x212]

A lot of people say they are pretty. :P


You have pretty eyes.

/ World kinda looks like that when I take my glasses off.
 
2012-12-23 11:41:05 PM
I'd totally hit it.
Her hair and makeup-free face make her seem pretty Plain-Jane, and the mugshot thing never does anyone any favors, but I think she'd clean up well.
In fact... here is another picture of her. Tiny, but the only size I could find. Not a model, but certainly cute.

images.schoolinsites.com
 
2012-12-23 11:45:55 PM

Gawdzila: I'd totally hit it.
Her hair and makeup-free face make her seem pretty Plain-Jane, and the mugshot thing never does anyone any favors, but I think she'd clean up well.
In fact... here is another picture of her. Tiny, but the only size I could find. Not a model, but certainly cute.


She's not bad looking, but knowing what a raging slut she is kind of kills it.
 
2012-12-23 11:48:39 PM
Cute, subby? That's smokin' hot, around these parts.
 
2012-12-23 11:49:08 PM
Why didn't this happen when I went to school? Because all my teachers looked like this.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-23 11:50:30 PM
Oh, come on, people. That's a crappy mugshot, she probably cleans up real nice. And she probably looks perfectly fine as she's bouncing up and down on your jimmy.
 
2012-12-23 11:50:37 PM

stratagos: *gasp* Subby, are you implying that teacher-student sex happens often enough we might see more than two instances per week??


While not 2 per week, I went back about 5 or 6 weeks and this is what I found in the news...

Nov 14 Story

Nov 23 Story

Dec 6 Story

Dec 9 Story

Dec 12 Story

Dec 18 Story with a Twist

Dec 20 Story

Dec 21 Story from Canada

Dec 20 Story
 
2012-12-23 11:50:41 PM
Teacher, please, put on some make-up, it does wonders...

fezion.com

/maybe get you out on the "to pretty to send to prison" defense
 
2012-12-23 11:52:37 PM
And one has to wonder how may students out there know how to keep their mouths shut and not screw up a good screw.
 
2012-12-23 11:55:40 PM
concertshots.com
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
 
2012-12-23 11:57:56 PM

Gawdzila: I'd totally hit it.
Her hair and makeup-free face make her seem pretty Plain-Jane, and the mugshot thing never does anyone any favors, but I think she'd clean up well.
In fact... here is another picture of her. Tiny, but the only size I could find. Not a model, but certainly cute.

[images.schoolinsites.com image 150x210]


But now we've seen her without makeup. I'd rather plan for a plain jane then to start the night off with a model and wake up with coyote ugly.
 
2012-12-23 11:59:27 PM
Cute and mugshot usually do not go hand in hand. This is a classic case.
 
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