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(Science Daily)   Hawaiian islands are (possibly) melting from within. Everybody panic   ( ) divider line
    More: Interesting, surface waters, soil sample, Oahu, U.S. Geological Survey, Brian Selck  
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11486 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Dec 2012 at 12:29 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-23 11:12:57 PM  
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2012-12-24 03:49:23 AM  
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"The main thing that surprised me on the way was the appearance of a large amount of quartz in a saprolite taken from a 1-meter depth," Selck said

So, there's gold in Hawaii?
2012-12-24 01:35:04 AM  
1 vote:

GeneralJim: Is this the replacement panic for the falsified "global warming" bullshiat? 'Cause that would be SUPER!

Hawai'i nei no ka oi!

Shouldn't you be consulting the Urantia Book on this? I'm sure it will have something to say that will enlighten us all.
2012-12-24 01:16:24 AM  
1 vote:
I blame Wo Fat. Prob'ly has an underground lair.

/book 'im, danno
2012-12-24 01:08:53 AM  
1 vote:
Whew! I visited Oahu this summer. Thank god I made it before it dissolved.
2012-12-24 01:01:26 AM  
1 vote:
That's what you get for stopping those virgin sacrifices. Oh wait, you couldn't find anymore virgins to sacrifice in today's world? We're boned.
2012-12-24 12:44:25 AM  
1 vote:

buzzcut73: SpikeStrip: farkin' tectonics, how do they work?

This. If you look on a map, you'll find a whole chain of islands to the northwest of Oahu that get lower in elevation until you reach Kure Atoll at the top of the chain. Beyond that, there are underwater seamounts that used to be islands. Someday, there will be an island south of the Big Island too.
2012-12-23 11:00:43 PM  
1 vote:
Sweet Holiday Jeebus! Won't somebody think of the pineapples?
2012-12-23 10:03:01 PM  
1 vote:
F*ckin' FartBongo...
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