Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(New York Daily News)   The Holy Grail of teacher student forbidden love. I proudly present a female teacher arrested for intimate 3 year relationship with female student. G..G.... Giggity   (nydailynews.com) divider line 132
    More: Dumbass, Holy Grail  
•       •       •

40051 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Dec 2012 at 6:37 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



132 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-12-23 07:36:54 PM  
Why would a teacher, or a person in a position of such power and influence EVER have a students as friends on Facebook?!  That's just stupid.  I can see accepting friend requests from FORMER students once they're adults, but certainly not current students.

I do know a few teachers who have a Facebook and Twitter page specific to their job, where they'll post homework, upcoming events, reminders about tests, presentations, etc.
 
2012-12-23 07:37:38 PM  
I don't think so... One of the most hateful people I know, who I found out was stealing my work and selling it as a $120 textbook at another school, was a very nasty, biatchy fat bull-dyke who got busted for basically raping one of her female community-college students on vacation.

Believe me, in general I *like* lesbians, but that REALLY sorta poisoned the image for me, just saying.
 
2012-12-23 07:39:34 PM  
"She doesn't really seem like that type of person at all," he said. "She's just a nice English teacher."

It's the 'nice' ones and 'quiet' ones that are the most dangerous.
 
2012-12-23 07:39:53 PM  

maxheck: I don't think so... One of the most hateful people I know, who I found out was stealing my work and selling it as a $120 textbook


Out of curiosity, do you keep incredibly detailed notes? It seems like you must if someone is creating a textbook out of it.
 
2012-12-23 07:41:02 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: highrye: So a teacher went to the authorities after receiving threatening comments from a student on her facebook page, and the student is able to get the teacher arrested by claiming a three year relationship? I call bullshiat.

This, so much this. I'd be very skeptical. This woman's life is ruined now, no matter what the outcome.


genk2.vcmedia.vn
 
2012-12-23 07:44:58 PM  

sloshed_again: Sorry real woman. Forgot to punch the quote button.

OOPS. My bad.


Is all good. I knew who it was directed at. I don't always have the derp. It's frequent, but not constant.
 
2012-12-23 07:49:17 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Chupacabra Sandwich: Theres nothing giggity about raping a 13 year old, dumbass.

Yeah, but it's just less DIRTY than when a man rapes someone..


rape is rape is rape

now get out there and do my laundry
 
2012-12-23 07:49:45 PM  

kxs401: This is from December 4th. The most recent news story I could find about her said the teacher was released without charges.


Hmmm. What's that smell? Smells like.. Litigation!
 
2012-12-23 07:52:08 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: The more you eat the more you fart: Chupacabra Sandwich: Theres nothing giggity about raping a 13 year old, dumbass.

Yeah, but it's just less DIRTY than when a man rapes someone..

rape is rape is rape

now get out there and do my laundry


Well, there's Rape, then there's Rape Rape.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-23 07:52:10 PM  

diaphoresis:

It's the 'nice' ones and 'quiet' ones that are the most dangerous.


that's what my imam said.
 
2012-12-23 07:56:06 PM  
Gergesa:

maxheck: I don't think so... One of the most hateful people I know, who I found out was stealing my work and selling it as a $120 textbook

Out of curiosity, do you keep incredibly detailed notes? It seems like you must if someone is creating a textbook out of it.


Oddly enough, hadn't... Until she campaigned my boss to make sure that I did.

Long story, I used to run the computer labs at a small college. I was responsible for a few hundred computers that took all the abuse that college students could give them. I wrote a lot of batch files to maintain them and make sure they stayed running happy. I'd like to think that I did a good job.

The twunt in question taught an Introduction to DOS class (it was that long ago, and yes, I am still pissed.) She petitioned my boss to write everything down and keep a notebook in each of the labs with every detail. Ok, fine, that's a reasonable request, and I should have been doing that anyway. We're cool.

Then she did her best to get me fired.

C'est la vie, shiat happens. But then I met one of her students from another school. She was selling a badly-photocopied copy of my notebooks at American University to the tune of $120. NOW I AM PISSED.

I have to say, that is enough to anger anyone.
 
2012-12-23 07:56:07 PM  

Chupacabra Sandwich: Theres nothing giggity about raping a 13 year old, dumbass.


Only when it's a legitimate rape.
 
2012-12-23 07:56:26 PM  

Seth'n'Spectrum: [www.lovingannabelle.com image 500x333]

Approve.

/also
//"oh hey that's funny. The BBC made a documentary about this story already, starring Billie Piper and Kaya Scodelario"


Holey Schneikies!  I knew about Annabelle, but Piper and Scodelario???!?!

i291.photobucket.com

i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-23 07:57:52 PM  
Lesbians are not hot. Lesbians are a fetish for involuntarily abstinent young men who have been desensitised to normal sexual imagery.
 
2012-12-23 08:00:07 PM  

diaphoresis: Jon iz teh kewl: The more you eat the more you fart: Chupacabra Sandwich: Theres nothing giggity about raping a 13 year old, dumbass.

Yeah, but it's just less DIRTY than when a man rapes someone..

rape is rape is rape

now get out there and do my laundry

Well, there's Rape, then there's Rape Rape.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]


Who would want to rape Whoopi Goldberg?

/shudders
 
2012-12-23 08:00:33 PM  
The article wasn't very clear. Was it the student that fingered her?
 
2012-12-23 08:05:19 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-23 08:06:23 PM  
 
2012-12-23 08:06:24 PM  
The article wasn't very clear. Was it the student that fingered her?

It's hard to say. Everything is Muffled.
 
2012-12-23 08:11:45 PM  

TomD9938: willicus: this looks like "Kid got a bad grade, took it out on the teacher's facebook page, teacher went to the principal, and the kid made up a story to get out of trouble"

It's hard to imagine a teenaged girl bieng that manipulative and biatchy.


Oh yeah, very hard. Nearly impossible. I didn't see two 13 year old girls being totally manipulative and biatchy to another 13 year old girl at the ice rink on Friday. Nope didn't see it at all.

/Yes I did.
//I swear it was like being in a reality TV show
///Snooki ain't got nothin' on those two.
 
2012-12-23 08:13:08 PM  

Horsebolt McStabledoor: in other news...
[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x500]
Russell Simmons makes waves at the beach with new girlfriend Hana Nitsche


Russell Simmons: The TRUE master at binding women.

/Phat
 
2012-12-23 08:14:03 PM  

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 759x660]


The more you eat the more you fart: Meh...a woman cant rape another female.

Visit a womens jail facility recently?

Besides, you KNOW the student enjoyed every second of getting her clit licked.


Maybe so...
 
2012-12-23 08:17:03 PM  

D_Evans45: Only a true Fark pedo would claim a "holy grail" involving a child.

You're a sick piece of shiat, and your mother is a fat whore.


Agreed 100%. I am disturbed at how many clearly sexually deprived idiots are out there that seem to be able to get some sort of sick pleasure out of these situations. Lesbians, smokin hot.... Who cares you moron... i hope santa poops in your mouth and burns your house down.
 
2012-12-23 08:19:02 PM  

Somacandra: 13?  Holy freaking goddess--that's wrong on so many levels. That's barely even ephebophilia. The fact all she did at 16 was post threatening messages on her FB wall is something to be grateful for. I'd be afraid of boiled severed bunny heads in the school cafeteria.


Jeez, at 13 I was at my full height and through puberty already. I still looked the same at 20. I know I didn't look like a child at 13.
 
2012-12-23 08:23:09 PM  
I call BS.
 
2012-12-23 08:28:15 PM  

FunkOut: Somacandra: 13?  Holy freaking goddess--that's wrong on so many levels. That's barely even ephebophilia. The fact all she did at 16 was post threatening messages on her FB wall is something to be grateful for. I'd be afraid of boiled severed bunny heads in the school cafeteria.

Jeez, at 13 I was at my full height and through puberty already. I still looked the same at 20. I know I didn't look like a child at 13.


Your body may have been more or less done, but you brain was not. Mentally you were not prepared for sex (I assume) to the same extent you were at 20. This is why we have the statutory rape laws. Young teenagers, even if they're bodies are basically done, are usually not ready for sex mentally, they don't yet fully grasp the importance, risks, and consequences of the act.
 
2012-12-23 08:29:26 PM  

DeCypher44: I call BS.


yep

but it's still fun to watch PooperMcSlides get all constipated over this.
 
2012-12-23 08:30:28 PM  
Don't forget, when women do it, it's not only empowering, it's worth celebrating as art.

The following is part of the Vagina Monologues:

The Little Coochie Snorcher That Could

In the original version of the play (before it was revised), the incident described there is called "a good rape." You can also tell at the 3:00 mark that even though the voiceover says "16," it was clearly a 13-year old girl involved in what is described there. So, to recap: male rape of young girl is disgusting and awful. Female rape of young girl is an "awakening."

Is this a defense of male statutory rape of young girls? Oh hail naw. But the double standard is really clear, and relatively widespread.
 
2012-12-23 08:39:00 PM  

letrole: Lesbians are not hot. Lesbians are a fetish for involuntarily abstinent young men who have been desensitised to normal sexual imagery.


I think it's more men who are so homophobic that they can't stand to see men in their porn or at least feel inferior to the male talent.
 
2012-12-23 08:40:56 PM  
I've seen several videos like this. They tend to involve the mother and the babysitter.

hawt.
 
2012-12-23 08:41:57 PM  

letrole: Lesbians are not hot. Lesbians are a fetish for involuntarily abstinent young men who have been desensitised to normal sexual imagery.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-23 08:42:35 PM  
Two females getting it on doesn't turn me on the least bit.
/Serious.
//I must be some sort of sicko.
 
2012-12-23 08:42:54 PM  

D_Evans45: Only a true Fark pedo would claim a "holy grail" involving a child.

You're a sick piece of shiat, and your mother is a fat whore.


My mother is not fat.
 
2012-12-23 08:47:39 PM  

boyvoyeur: D_Evans45: Only a true Fark pedo would claim a "holy grail" involving a child.

You're a sick piece of shiat, and your mother is a fat whore.

My mother is not fat.



Your Fark handle is telling, pedo.
 
2012-12-23 08:51:03 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: Two females getting it on doesn't turn me on the least bit.
/Serious.
//I must be some sort of sicko.


OK, just don't ruin it for the rest of us...

st-listas.20minutos.es
 
2012-12-23 09:01:50 PM  

D_Evans45: boyvoyeur: D_Evans45: Only a true Fark pedo would claim a "holy grail" involving a child.

You're a sick piece of shiat, and your mother is a fat whore.

My mother is not fat.


Your Fark handle is telling, pedo.


Fair enough
 
2012-12-23 09:02:22 PM  

DrWhy: TomD9938: willicus: this looks like "Kid got a bad grade, took it out on the teacher's facebook page, teacher went to the principal, and the kid made up a story to get out of trouble"

It's hard to imagine a teenaged girl bieng that manipulative and biatchy.

Oh yeah, very hard. Nearly impossible. I didn't see two 13 year old girls being totally manipulative and biatchy to another 13 year old girl at the ice rink on Friday. Nope didn't see it at all.

/Yes I did.
//I swear it was like being in a reality TV show
///Snooki ain't got nothin' on those two.


The exception to the rule, no doubt.
 
2012-12-23 09:05:37 PM  

DrWhy: FunkOut: Somacandra: 13?  Holy freaking goddess--that's wrong on so many levels. That's barely even ephebophilia. The fact all she did at 16 was post threatening messages on her FB wall is something to be grateful for. I'd be afraid of boiled severed bunny heads in the school cafeteria.

Jeez, at 13 I was at my full height and through puberty already. I still looked the same at 20. I know I didn't look like a child at 13.

Your body may have been more or less done, but you brain was not. Mentally you were not prepared for sex (I assume) to the same extent you were at 20. This is why we have the statutory rape laws. Young teenagers, even if they're bodies are basically done, are usually not ready for sex mentally, they don't yet fully grasp the importance, risks, and consequences of the act.


Thanks for stating totally obvious but the point was if I was frequently mistaken for an adult starting at age 13, would that mean a person who was attracted to me was a pedophile when I looked like an adult?
 
2012-12-23 09:09:28 PM  

D_Evans45: Only a true Fark pedo would claim a "holy grail" involving a child.

You're a sick piece of shiat, and your mother is a fat whore.


You're a moran who does not know the definition of the word 'paedophilia' or paedophile. Buy yourself a dictionary for Christmas and overcome that ignorance.
 
2012-12-23 09:17:00 PM  
A Brooklyn high school teacher was pulled from her classroom and arrested after a teenage female student said they shared a three-year "intimate relationship," education officials and law enforcement sources said.
Cops arrested and charged Urszula Jankowska, an English teacher at Williamsburg High School for Architecture and Design, with committing a criminal sex act, forcible touching and endangering the welfare of a child, sources said Monday night.


Good example of prosecutorial overcharging.  If it was a shared "intimate relationship" for three years, it could be criminal, and it could be endangerment, but  forceible? No. We had a likely-guilty guy get off in Mass. for a similar reason when the DA insisted on a "with force" charge and an argument that since the victim was underage,  any
act was by force. Jury wisely didn't buy it.
 
2012-12-23 09:26:05 PM  

KrispyKritter: You're a moran who does not know the definition of the word 'paedophilia' or paedophile.



Sorry I didnt spell pedo correctly there, Kritter, diddle kids much?
 
2012-12-23 09:28:43 PM  

Vangor: Apparently there is doubt about the accusations, and I doubt the same would happen were the teacher male. The problem with such stories is hoping someone made up being raped is a disturbing thought if far less disturbing than the act having happened; hard to hope for an outcome as either way this speaks to a psychological issues for the teen and a jeopardized livelihood.

As an educator, I spend far too much time with adolescents who have no great interests, no true independence, and no insight to want to spend any intimate moments with them; don't see the appeal.


This
 
2012-12-23 09:33:03 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: subby didn't mention how SMOKIN' HOT she is!!


The universal rule of "teacher sleeping with student posts". If they're "smokin' hot" then their not. But if they're ok, nothing is said.
 
2012-12-23 09:35:07 PM  

FunkOut: DrWhy: FunkOut: Somacandra: 13?  Holy freaking goddess--that's wrong on so many levels. That's barely even ephebophilia. The fact all she did at 16 was post threatening messages on her FB wall is something to be grateful for. I'd be afraid of boiled severed bunny heads in the school cafeteria.

Jeez, at 13 I was at my full height and through puberty already. I still looked the same at 20. I know I didn't look like a child at 13.

Your body may have been more or less done, but you brain was not. Mentally you were not prepared for sex (I assume) to the same extent you were at 20. This is why we have the statutory rape laws. Young teenagers, even if they're bodies are basically done, are usually not ready for sex mentally, they don't yet fully grasp the importance, risks, and consequences of the act.

Thanks for stating totally obvious but the point was if I was frequently mistaken for an adult starting at age 13, would that mean a person who was attracted to me was a pedophile when I looked like an adult?


I'm Attracted to you now, what does that make me?
 
2012-12-23 09:51:54 PM  
D_Evans45

OK, you've outed yourself as Obvious Troll is Obvious, your conversation with boyvoyeur makes you sound like a Ric Romerosexual, but you keep on going.

Why? Now it's just listening to yourself wharrgarbl.
 
2012-12-23 09:54:34 PM  

Chupacabra Sandwich: Theres nothing giggity about raping a 13 year old, dumbass.


Haven't read the thread, so this has probably been mentioned, but did you see the one where Quagmire has a kid and gives it up for adoption? Maybe I'll see her again in 18 years?

It's fark. Farking giggity.
 
2012-12-23 10:03:42 PM  

TomD9938: DrWhy: TomD9938: willicus: this looks like "Kid got a bad grade, took it out on the teacher's facebook page, teacher went to the principal, and the kid made up a story to get out of trouble"

It's hard to imagine a teenaged girl bieng that manipulative and biatchy.

Oh yeah, very hard. Nearly impossible. I didn't see two 13 year old girls being totally manipulative and biatchy to another 13 year old girl at the ice rink on Friday. Nope didn't see it at all.

/Yes I did.
//I swear it was like being in a reality TV show
///Snooki ain't got nothin' on those two.

The exception to the rule, no doubt.


Overzealous staffer
 
2012-12-23 10:05:41 PM  

SquiggsIN: I've had 2 different cousins (one 13, one 17) of my wife hit on me at different times. What is up with girls these days?


The lesson is "Always keep your condoms in the car"
 
2012-12-23 10:08:49 PM  

letrole: Lesbians are not hot. Lesbians are a fetish for involuntarily abstinent young men who have been desensitised to normal sexual imagery.


Someone obviously cannot stand to see an expression of female sexuality that doesn't involve a man, and therefore feels the need to heap scorn and derision upon those who find it appealing in order to feel better about his own feeling of inadequacy.
 
2012-12-23 10:11:06 PM  

Donnchadha: SquiggsIN: I've had 2 different cousins (one 13, one 17) of my wife hit on me at different times. What is up with girls these days?

The lesson is "Always keep your condoms in the car"


And chloroform.
 
Displayed 50 of 132 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report