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2012-12-23 03:32:47 PM
The underserved teen female demographic chance at infamy has arrived!
 
2012-12-23 04:02:38 PM
subby didn't mention how SMOKIN' HOT she is!!
 
2012-12-23 04:07:59 PM

Lionel Mandrake: subby didn't mention how SMOKIN' HOT she is!!



If it's not a link for The Sun, why would he?
 
2012-12-23 04:14:21 PM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-23 04:32:44 PM

PhiloeBedoe:


I see what you did there.
 
2012-12-23 04:58:34 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-23 04:59:24 PM
Death is too good for...Oh wait, both females.  The teacher will probably get off without any problems.  So, based on the facebook messages, the kid failed the written but passed the oral.

/There won't be much of a sentence for her to diagram.
 
2012-12-23 05:23:52 PM

Lionel Mandrake: subby didn't mention how SMOKIN' HOT she is!!


Half the readers don't need to get past the headline to hit completion. Remember your audience!
 
2012-12-23 05:53:13 PM
13?  Holy freaking goddess--that's wrong on so many levels. That's barely even ephebophilia. The fact all she did at 16 was post threatening messages on her FB wall is something to be grateful for. I'd be afraid of boiled severed bunny heads in the school cafeteria.
 
2012-12-23 05:59:58 PM
I'm not saying that this sounds like a vindictive 16 year old who got a bad grade and doesn't understand the consequences of her actions... but... it's aliens.
 
2012-12-23 06:32:59 PM
Hell hath no fury like a 13 y/o lesbian lover scorned.
 
2012-12-23 06:37:13 PM
forcible touching

That would make a great band name.
 
2012-12-23 06:39:06 PM
FTFA "She takes her job way too seriously"

*snickers*
 
2012-12-23 06:41:04 PM
Only a true Fark pedo would claim a "holy grail" involving a child.

You're a sick piece of shiat, and your mother is a fat whore.
 
2012-12-23 06:42:08 PM
Meh...a woman cant rape another female.

Besides, you KNOW the student enjoyed every second of getting her clit licked.
 
2012-12-23 06:43:52 PM

D_Evans45: Only a true Fark pedo would claim a "holy grail" involving a child.

You're a sick piece of shiat, and your mother is a fat whore.


my mother is not fat!
 
2012-12-23 06:44:27 PM
... Let me rethink that response for a moment.
 
2012-12-23 06:45:56 PM
I lol'd
 
2012-12-23 06:46:39 PM
So a teacher went to the authorities after receiving threatening comments from a student on her facebook page, and the student is able to get the teacher arrested by claiming a three year relationship? I call bullshiat.
 
2012-12-23 06:50:57 PM

Makh: Death is too good for...Oh wait, both females.  The teacher will probably get off without any problems.  So, based on the facebook messages, the kid failed the written but passed the oral.

/There won't be much of a sentence for her to diagram.


/Agree, if it had been a man banging a 13 year old girl, they would have skinned him alive, nailed his balls to the entrance to the school, and sent what was left to Attica to get ass raped on a nightly basis for the rest of his life. But..seeing as how its both females, we will just let it go as fap fodder.
 
2012-12-23 06:55:40 PM
Theres nothing giggity about raping a 13 year old, dumbass.
 
2012-12-23 06:56:47 PM

Chupacabra Sandwich: Theres nothing giggity about raping a 13 year old, dumbass.


Yeah, but it's just less DIRTY than when a man rapes someone..
 
2012-12-23 06:58:08 PM
I bet she's lying
 
2012-12-23 06:58:13 PM
If women do something, it's empowering.
 
2012-12-23 06:58:44 PM
Yeah, this looks like "Kid got a bad grade, took it out on the teacher's facebook page, teacher went to the principal, and the kid made up a story to get out of trouble."
 
2012-12-23 06:59:11 PM

highrye: So a teacher went to the authorities after receiving threatening comments from a student on her facebook page, and the student is able to get the teacher arrested by claiming a three year relationship? I call bullshiat.


This, so much this. I'd be very skeptical. This woman's life is ruined now, no matter what the outcome.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-23 07:01:00 PM
Meh, they'll have this problem licked in no time.
 
2012-12-23 07:01:56 PM

willicus: Yeah, this looks like "Kid got a bad grade, took it out on the teacher's facebook page, teacher went to the principal, and the kid made up a story to get out of trouble."


This.
 
2012-12-23 07:02:02 PM
Notice how they automatically assume the teacher is guilty? They posted her picture and she hasn't even been to court yet.
She's guilty! Slander her name all over the place.
 
2012-12-23 07:02:30 PM

willicus: this looks like "Kid got a bad grade, took it out on the teacher's facebook page, teacher went to the principal, and the kid made up a story to get out of trouble"


It's hard to imagine a teenaged girl bieng that manipulative and biatchy.
 
2012-12-23 07:02:37 PM
This is from December 4th. The most recent news story I could find about her said the teacher was released without charges.
 
2012-12-23 07:06:33 PM

gaslight: If women do something, it's empowering.


I lol'd
 
2012-12-23 07:09:51 PM
Apparently there is doubt about the accusations, and I doubt the same would happen were the teacher male. The problem with such stories is hoping someone made up being raped is a disturbing thought if far less disturbing than the act having happened; hard to hope for an outcome as either way this speaks to a psychological issues for the teen and a jeopardized livelihood.

As an educator, I spend far too much time with adolescents who have no great interests, no true independence, and no insight to want to spend any intimate moments with them; don't see the appeal.
 
2012-12-23 07:12:38 PM

fusillade762: forcible touching


I save every band name post I find on here, just because. And yours cracked me up. I think it could be a Loverboy tribute band name actually.
 
2012-12-23 07:16:52 PM
13-year-olds, Dude.
 
2012-12-23 07:17:15 PM

TomD9938: willicus: this looks like "Kid got a bad grade, took it out on the teacher's facebook page, teacher went to the principal, and the kid made up a story to get out of trouble"

It's hard to imagine a teenaged girl bieng that manipulative and biatchy.


Yeah, normally they're much worse
 
2012-12-23 07:19:30 PM

Donnchadha: I'm not saying that this sounds like a vindictive 16 year old who got a bad grade and doesn't understand the consequences of her actions... but... it's aliens.


Seriously. Just some crazy little biatch trying to get "even" for something.
 
2012-12-23 07:20:14 PM
Kinda sounds like she got out of that Lickety Split.
 
2012-12-23 07:23:12 PM

Adman12: 13-year-olds, Dude.


I heard that in Jon Goodmans voice. Thank you.
 
2012-12-23 07:25:09 PM

Donnchadha: TomD9938: willicus: this looks like "Kid got a bad grade, took it out on the teacher's facebook page, teacher went to the principal, and the kid made up a story to get out of trouble"

It's hard to imagine a teenaged girl bieng that manipulative and biatchy.

Yeah, normally they're much worse


Agreed.
 
2012-12-23 07:26:08 PM
(Explicit) Pics or didn't happen
 
2012-12-23 07:26:25 PM
so,..... i guess the raiders are gonna hire Seabass' sister...?
to punt of course, since lechler is on his way out and King will be another JaWalrus???
 
2012-12-23 07:29:25 PM

kxs401: This is from December 4th. The most recent news story I could find about her said the teacher was released without charges.


Shouldn't the kid be charged with something then? Filing a false report, at least? Does the teacher still have a job, even? Dude. I could never be a teacher. Kids today are little jerks.
 
2012-12-23 07:30:20 PM
The submitter is proud to think it's hot to molest a 13-year old? And this was green-lit????
 
2012-12-23 07:31:03 PM
Report card read "Runs and scissors."
 
2012-12-23 07:31:26 PM
Oh heaven's sake. Teachers, stop having sex with your students. There are plenty of farkers like the ones above this post who would accept your attention.
 
2012-12-23 07:32:13 PM
I couldn't be a parent today.

Kids are little jerks!
 
2012-12-23 07:33:27 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: kxs401: This is from December 4th. The most recent news story I could find about her said the teacher was released without charges.

Shouldn't the kid be charged with something then? Filing a false report, at least? Does the teacher still have a job, even? Dude. I could never be a teacher. Kids today are little jerks.


There were barely any follow-ups that I could find, so whenever someone googles this teacher, they're going to read what she was arrested for, but nothing else. If she's innocent, that's really terrible.
 
2012-12-23 07:34:14 PM
www.lovingannabelle.com

Approve.

/also
//"oh hey that's funny. The BBC made a documentary about this story already, starring Billie Piper and Kaya Scodelario"
 
2012-12-23 07:35:37 PM
Sorry real woman. Forgot to punch the quote button.

OOPS. My bad.
 
2012-12-23 07:36:54 PM
Why would a teacher, or a person in a position of such power and influence EVER have a students as friends on Facebook?!  That's just stupid.  I can see accepting friend requests from FORMER students once they're adults, but certainly not current students.

I do know a few teachers who have a Facebook and Twitter page specific to their job, where they'll post homework, upcoming events, reminders about tests, presentations, etc.
 
2012-12-23 07:37:38 PM
I don't think so... One of the most hateful people I know, who I found out was stealing my work and selling it as a $120 textbook at another school, was a very nasty, biatchy fat bull-dyke who got busted for basically raping one of her female community-college students on vacation.

Believe me, in general I *like* lesbians, but that REALLY sorta poisoned the image for me, just saying.
 
2012-12-23 07:39:34 PM
"She doesn't really seem like that type of person at all," he said. "She's just a nice English teacher."

It's the 'nice' ones and 'quiet' ones that are the most dangerous.
 
2012-12-23 07:39:53 PM

maxheck: I don't think so... One of the most hateful people I know, who I found out was stealing my work and selling it as a $120 textbook


Out of curiosity, do you keep incredibly detailed notes? It seems like you must if someone is creating a textbook out of it.
 
2012-12-23 07:41:02 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: highrye: So a teacher went to the authorities after receiving threatening comments from a student on her facebook page, and the student is able to get the teacher arrested by claiming a three year relationship? I call bullshiat.

This, so much this. I'd be very skeptical. This woman's life is ruined now, no matter what the outcome.


genk2.vcmedia.vn
 
2012-12-23 07:44:58 PM

sloshed_again: Sorry real woman. Forgot to punch the quote button.

OOPS. My bad.


Is all good. I knew who it was directed at. I don't always have the derp. It's frequent, but not constant.
 
2012-12-23 07:49:17 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Chupacabra Sandwich: Theres nothing giggity about raping a 13 year old, dumbass.

Yeah, but it's just less DIRTY than when a man rapes someone..


rape is rape is rape

now get out there and do my laundry
 
2012-12-23 07:49:45 PM

kxs401: This is from December 4th. The most recent news story I could find about her said the teacher was released without charges.


Hmmm. What's that smell? Smells like.. Litigation!
 
2012-12-23 07:52:08 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: The more you eat the more you fart: Chupacabra Sandwich: Theres nothing giggity about raping a 13 year old, dumbass.

Yeah, but it's just less DIRTY than when a man rapes someone..

rape is rape is rape

now get out there and do my laundry


Well, there's Rape, then there's Rape Rape.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-23 07:52:10 PM

diaphoresis:

It's the 'nice' ones and 'quiet' ones that are the most dangerous.


that's what my imam said.
 
2012-12-23 07:56:06 PM
Gergesa:

maxheck: I don't think so... One of the most hateful people I know, who I found out was stealing my work and selling it as a $120 textbook

Out of curiosity, do you keep incredibly detailed notes? It seems like you must if someone is creating a textbook out of it.


Oddly enough, hadn't... Until she campaigned my boss to make sure that I did.

Long story, I used to run the computer labs at a small college. I was responsible for a few hundred computers that took all the abuse that college students could give them. I wrote a lot of batch files to maintain them and make sure they stayed running happy. I'd like to think that I did a good job.

The twunt in question taught an Introduction to DOS class (it was that long ago, and yes, I am still pissed.) She petitioned my boss to write everything down and keep a notebook in each of the labs with every detail. Ok, fine, that's a reasonable request, and I should have been doing that anyway. We're cool.

Then she did her best to get me fired.

C'est la vie, shiat happens. But then I met one of her students from another school. She was selling a badly-photocopied copy of my notebooks at American University to the tune of $120. NOW I AM PISSED.

I have to say, that is enough to anger anyone.
 
2012-12-23 07:56:07 PM

Chupacabra Sandwich: Theres nothing giggity about raping a 13 year old, dumbass.


Only when it's a legitimate rape.
 
2012-12-23 07:56:26 PM

Seth'n'Spectrum: [www.lovingannabelle.com image 500x333]

Approve.

/also
//"oh hey that's funny. The BBC made a documentary about this story already, starring Billie Piper and Kaya Scodelario"


Holey Schneikies!  I knew about Annabelle, but Piper and Scodelario???!?!

i291.photobucket.com

i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-23 07:57:52 PM
Lesbians are not hot. Lesbians are a fetish for involuntarily abstinent young men who have been desensitised to normal sexual imagery.
 
2012-12-23 08:00:07 PM

diaphoresis: Jon iz teh kewl: The more you eat the more you fart: Chupacabra Sandwich: Theres nothing giggity about raping a 13 year old, dumbass.

Yeah, but it's just less DIRTY than when a man rapes someone..

rape is rape is rape

now get out there and do my laundry

Well, there's Rape, then there's Rape Rape.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]


Who would want to rape Whoopi Goldberg?

/shudders
 
2012-12-23 08:00:33 PM
The article wasn't very clear. Was it the student that fingered her?
 
2012-12-23 08:05:19 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-23 08:06:23 PM
 
2012-12-23 08:06:24 PM
The article wasn't very clear. Was it the student that fingered her?

It's hard to say. Everything is Muffled.
 
2012-12-23 08:11:45 PM

TomD9938: willicus: this looks like "Kid got a bad grade, took it out on the teacher's facebook page, teacher went to the principal, and the kid made up a story to get out of trouble"

It's hard to imagine a teenaged girl bieng that manipulative and biatchy.


Oh yeah, very hard. Nearly impossible. I didn't see two 13 year old girls being totally manipulative and biatchy to another 13 year old girl at the ice rink on Friday. Nope didn't see it at all.

/Yes I did.
//I swear it was like being in a reality TV show
///Snooki ain't got nothin' on those two.
 
2012-12-23 08:13:08 PM

Horsebolt McStabledoor: in other news...
[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x500]
Russell Simmons makes waves at the beach with new girlfriend Hana Nitsche


Russell Simmons: The TRUE master at binding women.

/Phat
 
2012-12-23 08:14:03 PM

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 759x660]


The more you eat the more you fart: Meh...a woman cant rape another female.

Visit a womens jail facility recently?

Besides, you KNOW the student enjoyed every second of getting her clit licked.


Maybe so...
 
2012-12-23 08:17:03 PM

D_Evans45: Only a true Fark pedo would claim a "holy grail" involving a child.

You're a sick piece of shiat, and your mother is a fat whore.


Agreed 100%. I am disturbed at how many clearly sexually deprived idiots are out there that seem to be able to get some sort of sick pleasure out of these situations. Lesbians, smokin hot.... Who cares you moron... i hope santa poops in your mouth and burns your house down.
 
2012-12-23 08:19:02 PM

Somacandra: 13?  Holy freaking goddess--that's wrong on so many levels. That's barely even ephebophilia. The fact all she did at 16 was post threatening messages on her FB wall is something to be grateful for. I'd be afraid of boiled severed bunny heads in the school cafeteria.


Jeez, at 13 I was at my full height and through puberty already. I still looked the same at 20. I know I didn't look like a child at 13.
 
2012-12-23 08:23:09 PM
I call BS.
 
2012-12-23 08:28:15 PM

FunkOut: Somacandra: 13?  Holy freaking goddess--that's wrong on so many levels. That's barely even ephebophilia. The fact all she did at 16 was post threatening messages on her FB wall is something to be grateful for. I'd be afraid of boiled severed bunny heads in the school cafeteria.

Jeez, at 13 I was at my full height and through puberty already. I still looked the same at 20. I know I didn't look like a child at 13.


Your body may have been more or less done, but you brain was not. Mentally you were not prepared for sex (I assume) to the same extent you were at 20. This is why we have the statutory rape laws. Young teenagers, even if they're bodies are basically done, are usually not ready for sex mentally, they don't yet fully grasp the importance, risks, and consequences of the act.
 
2012-12-23 08:29:26 PM

DeCypher44: I call BS.


yep

but it's still fun to watch PooperMcSlides get all constipated over this.
 
2012-12-23 08:30:28 PM
Don't forget, when women do it, it's not only empowering, it's worth celebrating as art.

The following is part of the Vagina Monologues:

The Little Coochie Snorcher That Could

In the original version of the play (before it was revised), the incident described there is called "a good rape." You can also tell at the 3:00 mark that even though the voiceover says "16," it was clearly a 13-year old girl involved in what is described there. So, to recap: male rape of young girl is disgusting and awful. Female rape of young girl is an "awakening."

Is this a defense of male statutory rape of young girls? Oh hail naw. But the double standard is really clear, and relatively widespread.
 
2012-12-23 08:39:00 PM

letrole: Lesbians are not hot. Lesbians are a fetish for involuntarily abstinent young men who have been desensitised to normal sexual imagery.


I think it's more men who are so homophobic that they can't stand to see men in their porn or at least feel inferior to the male talent.
 
2012-12-23 08:40:56 PM
I've seen several videos like this. They tend to involve the mother and the babysitter.

hawt.
 
2012-12-23 08:41:57 PM

letrole: Lesbians are not hot. Lesbians are a fetish for involuntarily abstinent young men who have been desensitised to normal sexual imagery.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-23 08:42:35 PM
Two females getting it on doesn't turn me on the least bit.
/Serious.
//I must be some sort of sicko.
 
2012-12-23 08:42:54 PM

D_Evans45: Only a true Fark pedo would claim a "holy grail" involving a child.

You're a sick piece of shiat, and your mother is a fat whore.


My mother is not fat.
 
2012-12-23 08:47:39 PM

boyvoyeur: D_Evans45: Only a true Fark pedo would claim a "holy grail" involving a child.

You're a sick piece of shiat, and your mother is a fat whore.

My mother is not fat.



Your Fark handle is telling, pedo.
 
2012-12-23 08:51:03 PM

sweet-daddy-2: Two females getting it on doesn't turn me on the least bit.
/Serious.
//I must be some sort of sicko.


OK, just don't ruin it for the rest of us...

st-listas.20minutos.es
 
2012-12-23 09:01:50 PM

D_Evans45: boyvoyeur: D_Evans45: Only a true Fark pedo would claim a "holy grail" involving a child.

You're a sick piece of shiat, and your mother is a fat whore.

My mother is not fat.


Your Fark handle is telling, pedo.


Fair enough
 
2012-12-23 09:02:22 PM

DrWhy: TomD9938: willicus: this looks like "Kid got a bad grade, took it out on the teacher's facebook page, teacher went to the principal, and the kid made up a story to get out of trouble"

It's hard to imagine a teenaged girl bieng that manipulative and biatchy.

Oh yeah, very hard. Nearly impossible. I didn't see two 13 year old girls being totally manipulative and biatchy to another 13 year old girl at the ice rink on Friday. Nope didn't see it at all.

/Yes I did.
//I swear it was like being in a reality TV show
///Snooki ain't got nothin' on those two.


The exception to the rule, no doubt.
 
2012-12-23 09:05:37 PM

DrWhy: FunkOut: Somacandra: 13?  Holy freaking goddess--that's wrong on so many levels. That's barely even ephebophilia. The fact all she did at 16 was post threatening messages on her FB wall is something to be grateful for. I'd be afraid of boiled severed bunny heads in the school cafeteria.

Jeez, at 13 I was at my full height and through puberty already. I still looked the same at 20. I know I didn't look like a child at 13.

Your body may have been more or less done, but you brain was not. Mentally you were not prepared for sex (I assume) to the same extent you were at 20. This is why we have the statutory rape laws. Young teenagers, even if they're bodies are basically done, are usually not ready for sex mentally, they don't yet fully grasp the importance, risks, and consequences of the act.


Thanks for stating totally obvious but the point was if I was frequently mistaken for an adult starting at age 13, would that mean a person who was attracted to me was a pedophile when I looked like an adult?
 
2012-12-23 09:09:28 PM

D_Evans45: Only a true Fark pedo would claim a "holy grail" involving a child.

You're a sick piece of shiat, and your mother is a fat whore.


You're a moran who does not know the definition of the word 'paedophilia' or paedophile. Buy yourself a dictionary for Christmas and overcome that ignorance.
 
2012-12-23 09:17:00 PM
A Brooklyn high school teacher was pulled from her classroom and arrested after a teenage female student said they shared a three-year "intimate relationship," education officials and law enforcement sources said.
Cops arrested and charged Urszula Jankowska, an English teacher at Williamsburg High School for Architecture and Design, with committing a criminal sex act, forcible touching and endangering the welfare of a child, sources said Monday night.


Good example of prosecutorial overcharging.  If it was a shared "intimate relationship" for three years, it could be criminal, and it could be endangerment, but  forceible? No. We had a likely-guilty guy get off in Mass. for a similar reason when the DA insisted on a "with force" charge and an argument that since the victim was underage,  any
act was by force. Jury wisely didn't buy it.
 
2012-12-23 09:26:05 PM

KrispyKritter: You're a moran who does not know the definition of the word 'paedophilia' or paedophile.



Sorry I didnt spell pedo correctly there, Kritter, diddle kids much?
 
2012-12-23 09:28:43 PM

Vangor: Apparently there is doubt about the accusations, and I doubt the same would happen were the teacher male. The problem with such stories is hoping someone made up being raped is a disturbing thought if far less disturbing than the act having happened; hard to hope for an outcome as either way this speaks to a psychological issues for the teen and a jeopardized livelihood.

As an educator, I spend far too much time with adolescents who have no great interests, no true independence, and no insight to want to spend any intimate moments with them; don't see the appeal.


This
 
2012-12-23 09:33:03 PM

Lionel Mandrake: subby didn't mention how SMOKIN' HOT she is!!


The universal rule of "teacher sleeping with student posts". If they're "smokin' hot" then their not. But if they're ok, nothing is said.
 
2012-12-23 09:35:07 PM

FunkOut: DrWhy: FunkOut: Somacandra: 13?  Holy freaking goddess--that's wrong on so many levels. That's barely even ephebophilia. The fact all she did at 16 was post threatening messages on her FB wall is something to be grateful for. I'd be afraid of boiled severed bunny heads in the school cafeteria.

Jeez, at 13 I was at my full height and through puberty already. I still looked the same at 20. I know I didn't look like a child at 13.

Your body may have been more or less done, but you brain was not. Mentally you were not prepared for sex (I assume) to the same extent you were at 20. This is why we have the statutory rape laws. Young teenagers, even if they're bodies are basically done, are usually not ready for sex mentally, they don't yet fully grasp the importance, risks, and consequences of the act.

Thanks for stating totally obvious but the point was if I was frequently mistaken for an adult starting at age 13, would that mean a person who was attracted to me was a pedophile when I looked like an adult?


I'm Attracted to you now, what does that make me?
 
2012-12-23 09:51:54 PM
D_Evans45

OK, you've outed yourself as Obvious Troll is Obvious, your conversation with boyvoyeur makes you sound like a Ric Romerosexual, but you keep on going.

Why? Now it's just listening to yourself wharrgarbl.
 
2012-12-23 09:54:34 PM

Chupacabra Sandwich: Theres nothing giggity about raping a 13 year old, dumbass.


Haven't read the thread, so this has probably been mentioned, but did you see the one where Quagmire has a kid and gives it up for adoption? Maybe I'll see her again in 18 years?

It's fark. Farking giggity.
 
2012-12-23 09:57:27 PM
I've had 2 different cousins (one 13, one 17) of my wife hit on me at different times. What is up with girls these days?
 
2012-12-23 10:03:42 PM

TomD9938: DrWhy: TomD9938: willicus: this looks like "Kid got a bad grade, took it out on the teacher's facebook page, teacher went to the principal, and the kid made up a story to get out of trouble"

It's hard to imagine a teenaged girl bieng that manipulative and biatchy.

Oh yeah, very hard. Nearly impossible. I didn't see two 13 year old girls being totally manipulative and biatchy to another 13 year old girl at the ice rink on Friday. Nope didn't see it at all.

/Yes I did.
//I swear it was like being in a reality TV show
///Snooki ain't got nothin' on those two.

The exception to the rule, no doubt.


Overzealous staffer
 
2012-12-23 10:05:41 PM

SquiggsIN: I've had 2 different cousins (one 13, one 17) of my wife hit on me at different times. What is up with girls these days?


The lesson is "Always keep your condoms in the car"
 
2012-12-23 10:08:49 PM

letrole: Lesbians are not hot. Lesbians are a fetish for involuntarily abstinent young men who have been desensitised to normal sexual imagery.


Someone obviously cannot stand to see an expression of female sexuality that doesn't involve a man, and therefore feels the need to heap scorn and derision upon those who find it appealing in order to feel better about his own feeling of inadequacy.
 
2012-12-23 10:11:06 PM

Donnchadha: SquiggsIN: I've had 2 different cousins (one 13, one 17) of my wife hit on me at different times. What is up with girls these days?

The lesson is "Always keep your condoms in the car"


And chloroform.
 
2012-12-23 10:17:01 PM
I, for one, am outraged. OUTRAGED!

Now back to your regularly scheduled lesbians.
 
2012-12-23 10:19:27 PM

Makh: Death is too good for...Oh wait, both females.  The teacher will probably get off without any problems.


Apparently so.
 
2012-12-23 10:22:53 PM
...weirdest boner...

/chick
//got a lot of Jameson for Xmas.
///
 
2012-12-23 10:31:29 PM
She was charged with "committing a criminal sex act, forcible touching and endangering the welfare of a child."

Do they keep a list of these namby-pamby soft-touch charges on the books just for females who do this?

A man would have been charged with rape, rape in the 7th degree, conspiracy to commit rape, treason, rape without a license, legal rape, illegal rape and rapitty-rape-rape-McRape.
 
2012-12-23 10:36:52 PM

Oh_Enough_Already: She was charged with "committing a criminal sex act, forcible touching and endangering the welfare of a child."

Do they keep a list of these namby-pamby soft-touch charges on the books just for females who do this?

A man would have been charged with rape, rape in the 7th degree, conspiracy to commit rape, treason, rape without a license, legal rape, illegal rape and rapitty-rape-rape-McRape.


Who knows, maybe the accused lines in a state where "rape" requires penetration.

So, indirectly, your answer is possibly yes.
 
2012-12-23 10:40:57 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: highrye: So a teacher went to the authorities after receiving threatening comments from a student on her facebook page, and the student is able to get the teacher arrested by claiming a three year relationship? I call bullshiat.

This, so much this. I'd be very skeptical. This woman's life is ruined now, no matter what the outcome.


Yeah, sounds a lot like the unbalanced kid is throwing other peoples' lives under her emotional bus
 
2012-12-23 10:54:30 PM
Ooh, a chair!

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-23 10:57:08 PM

Donnchadha: I'm not saying that this sounds like a vindictive 16 year old who got a bad grade and doesn't understand the consequences of her actions... but... it's aliens.


V sign high five.
 
2012-12-23 11:14:18 PM

Vangor: As an educator, I spend far too much time with adolescents who have no great interests, no true independence, and no insight


I'm an educator and I've seen the same thing too. It disturbs me because the process of cultivating interests, independence and insight in young people is called "education." I've also observed that children who have not been "educated" do not suffer those deficiencies. There are serious and fundamental flaws in the whole goddamn schtick.

But let's enjoy a sex scandal instead of fussing about all that. It's sexy!
 
2012-12-23 11:17:25 PM

DreamyAltarBoy: letrole: Lesbians are not hot. Lesbians are a fetish for involuntarily abstinent young men who have been desensitised to normal sexual imagery.

Someone obviously cannot stand to see an expression of female sexuality that doesn't involve a man, and therefore feels the need to heap scorn and derision upon those who find it appealing in order to feel better about his own feeling of inadequacy.


hawt
 
2012-12-23 11:23:55 PM

FunkOut: DrWhy: FunkOut: Somacandra: 13?  Holy freaking goddess--that's wrong on so many levels. That's barely even ephebophilia. The fact all she did at 16 was post threatening messages on her FB wall is something to be grateful for. I'd be afraid of boiled severed bunny heads in the school cafeteria.

Jeez, at 13 I was at my full height and through puberty already. I still looked the same at 20. I know I didn't look like a child at 13.

Your body may have been more or less done, but you brain was not. Mentally you were not prepared for sex (I assume) to the same extent you were at 20. This is why we have the statutory rape laws. Young teenagers, even if they're bodies are basically done, are usually not ready for sex mentally, they don't yet fully grasp the importance, risks, and consequences of the act.

Thanks for stating totally obvious but the point was if I was frequently mistaken for an adult starting at age 13, would that mean a person who was attracted to me was a pedophile when I looked like an adult?


What you're talking about is Hebephilia (hypothetically assuming you're past puberty. Given you're talking about being mistaken for an adult I'm guessing yes). There was (is?) contention about it and the DSM-V which wanted to make it a diagnosis but was canned (last I read) because it was felt that biologically it's not 'wrong' to be attracted to a person that age but morally wrong.

/Yeah, it was a contentious topic
//Morality tends to be kinda subjective, and they pointed out the age of consent in countries
///The media has a lot to answer for by always using 'pedophilia' (or 'paedophilia') for everything under the age of consent
 
2012-12-23 11:42:34 PM
The allegation of a racy relationship between Jankowska and the student surfaced after Jankowska told a school principal that the girl had been posting threatening messages on her Facebook page, sources said.

The student then told a school counselor that she and Jankowska began a relationship in 2008, when the girl was 13, law enforcement sources said. The student said the relationship ended in October 2011, sources said.


Seems legit and not made up at all.
 
2012-12-24 12:08:59 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: The more you eat the more you fart: Chupacabra Sandwich: Theres nothing giggity about raping a 13 year old, dumbass.

Yeah, but it's just less DIRTY than when a man rapes someone..

rape is rape is rape

now get out there and do my laundry


obviously, your sarcasm meter is malfunctioning.
 
2012-12-24 12:11:11 AM

Kit Fister: FunkOut: DrWhy: FunkOut: Somacandra: 13?  Holy freaking goddess--that's wrong on so many levels. That's barely even ephebophilia. The fact all she did at 16 was post threatening messages on her FB wall is something to be grateful for. I'd be afraid of boiled severed bunny heads in the school cafeteria.

Jeez, at 13 I was at my full height and through puberty already. I still looked the same at 20. I know I didn't look like a child at 13.

Your body may have been more or less done, but you brain was not. Mentally you were not prepared for sex (I assume) to the same extent you were at 20. This is why we have the statutory rape laws. Young teenagers, even if they're bodies are basically done, are usually not ready for sex mentally, they don't yet fully grasp the importance, risks, and consequences of the act.

Thanks for stating totally obvious but the point was if I was frequently mistaken for an adult starting at age 13, would that mean a person who was attracted to me was a pedophile when I looked like an adult?

I'm Attracted to you now, what does that make me?


Oh, you'd be one of them. You know, the pod people.
 
2012-12-24 12:14:00 AM

D_Evans45: Only a true Fark pedo would claim a "holy grail" involving a child.

You're a sick piece of shiat, and your mother is a fat whore.


Pedophilia is attraction to prepubescent children, not underage. Get your pejoratives right.
 
2012-12-24 12:22:07 AM

letrole: Lesbians are not hot. Lesbians are a fetish for involuntarily abstinent young men who have been desensitised to normal sexual imagery.


Lesbainism is a religion.


Horsebolt McStabledoor: in other news...
[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x500]
Russell Simmons makes waves at the beach with new girlfriend Hana Nitsche


God is dead.
 
2012-12-24 12:42:08 AM

Donnchadha: I'm not saying that this sounds like a vindictive 16 year old who got a bad grade and doesn't understand the consequences of her actions... but... it's aliens.


Yeah, I'm sensing real crop-circly levels of bullshiat here.
 
2012-12-24 12:44:42 AM

willicus: Yeah, this looks like "Kid got a bad grade, took it out on the teacher's facebook page, teacher went to the principal, and the kid made up a story to get out of trouble."


Inconceivable.

Did you not read the part about the satanic rituals? THINK, man!
 
2012-12-24 12:47:19 AM

megarian: ...weirdest boner...

/chick

 
2012-12-24 12:48:06 AM

megarian: ...weirdest boner...

/chick

[howyoudoin.jpg]

 
2012-12-24 12:49:54 AM

martid4: Donnchadha: SquiggsIN: I've had 2 different cousins (one 13, one 17) of my wife hit on me at different times. What is up with girls these days?

The lesson is "Always keep your condoms in the car"

And chloroform.



What the hell is becoming of Fark where headlines using "giggity" to describe molestation are accepted, and people make jokes about kidnapping and raping 13 year olds? Has Fark been acquired by 4chan or reddit? What is wrong with you people?
 
2012-12-24 12:52:29 AM

Donnchadha: I've had 2 different cousins (one 13, one 17) of my wife hit on me at different times. What is up with girls these days?

The lesson is "Always keep your condoms in the car"



martid4: Donnchadha: I've had 2 different cousins (one 13, one 17) of my wife hit on me at different times. What is up with girls these days?

The lesson is "Always keep your condoms in the car"

And chloroform.


You two are sick farks.
 
2012-12-24 02:02:31 AM

Pazuzu_the_gargoyle: martid4: Donnchadha: SquiggsIN: I've had 2 different cousins (one 13, one 17) of my wife hit on me at different times. What is up with girls these days?

The lesson is "Always keep your condoms in the car"

And chloroform.


What the hell is becoming of Fark where headlines using "giggity" to describe molestation are accepted, and people make jokes about kidnapping and raping 13 year olds? Has Fark been acquired by 4chan or reddit? What is wrong with you people?

/Oblig

www.inquisitr.com

 
2012-12-24 02:30:27 AM
FTFA Uh-oh. Looks like Gaystapo has convinced another publication to delete my comments. You gotta love these open-minded homosexuals
/i>
Gaystapo sounds like an awesome band name
 
2012-12-24 02:47:27 AM

FunkOut: Kit Fister: FunkOut: DrWhy: FunkOut: Somacandra: 13?  Holy freaking goddess--that's wrong on so many levels. That's barely even ephebophilia. The fact all she did at 16 was post threatening messages on her FB wall is something to be grateful for. I'd be afraid of boiled severed bunny heads in the school cafeteria.

Jeez, at 13 I was at my full height and through puberty already. I still looked the same at 20. I know I didn't look like a child at 13.

Your body may have been more or less done, but you brain was not. Mentally you were not prepared for sex (I assume) to the same extent you were at 20. This is why we have the statutory rape laws. Young teenagers, even if they're bodies are basically done, are usually not ready for sex mentally, they don't yet fully grasp the importance, risks, and consequences of the act.

Thanks for stating totally obvious but the point was if I was frequently mistaken for an adult starting at age 13, would that mean a person who was attracted to me was a pedophile when I looked like an adult?

I'm Attracted to you now, what does that make me?

Oh, you'd be one of them. You know, the pod people.


You are attracted the idea of Funk as a 13 year old. That's pedo-styles.
 
2012-12-24 03:00:58 AM

Pazuzu_the_gargoyle: What the hell is becoming of Fark


global3.memecdn.com
 
2012-12-24 03:16:02 AM

TomD9938: Pazuzu_the_gargoyle: What the hell is becoming of Fark

[global3.memecdn.com image 400x464]


Account created: 2011-02-05 12:36:20
Don't worry, his mom probably just let him have internet access last year.
 
2012-12-24 04:50:52 AM

TomD9938: Pazuzu_the_gargoyle: What the hell is becoming of Fark

[global3.memecdn.com image 400x464]


"You know what she did for fun when she was your age? She pushed a hoop with a stick."
"But I wanna play--"
"With a stick."
"I've been waiting all--"
"A stick."
 
2012-12-24 06:57:59 AM

TomD9938: Pazuzu_the_gargoyle: What the hell is becoming of Fark

[global3.memecdn.com image 400x464]


Young women still traditionally do hoop rolling at Wellesley College every year. Hillary did it too.
 
2012-12-24 10:49:21 AM

Pazuzu_the_gargoyle: Donnchadha: I've had 2 different cousins (one 13, one 17) of my wife hit on me at different times. What is up with girls these days?

The lesson is "Always keep your condoms in the car"


martid4: Donnchadha: I've had 2 different cousins (one 13, one 17) of my wife hit on me at different times. What is up with girls these days?

The lesson is "Always keep your condoms in the car"

And chloroform.

You two are sick farks.


Be careful with this story -- it's an antique
 
2012-12-24 11:18:29 AM
The byline says: "By FRANK MILLER, ..."

This story should involve whores.
 
2012-12-24 03:09:06 PM

Pazuzu_the_gargoyle: Donnchadha: I've had 2 different cousins (one 13, one 17) of my wife hit on me at different times. What is up with girls these days?

The lesson is "Always keep your condoms in the car"


martid4: Donnchadha: I've had 2 different cousins (one 13, one 17) of my wife hit on me at different times. What is up with girls these days?

The lesson is "Always keep your condoms in the car"

And chloroform.

You two are sick farks.


Oh relax, it is just a bunch of guys spouting off - we'd be the first to protect an underaged victim.  Sorry if we hurt your little baby feelings.  I just use the chloroform on your mom.
 
2012-12-24 06:19:34 PM
$20 says that the wordi.imgur.comcauses more admin action that jokes about raping 13 year old girls.
 
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