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(Complex)   How to get drunk with your parents   ( divider line
    More: PSA, Grandma's, nuclear family  
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12090 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Dec 2012 at 1:58 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-23 02:06:07 PM  
4 votes:
I get the idea the reason subby posted this is he thinks he might get lucky with his mom.
2012-12-23 07:39:40 PM  
1 vote:
Come up from basement.. Stumble, stumble... "AND ANOTHER THING", remember when you didn't buy me that GI-Joe kung fu grip? That's why I'm still here living in the basement.... pees in corner of kitchen, returns to basement...
2012-12-23 05:37:32 PM  
1 vote:
I'm Italian, so I've been having wine with my family from a young age. First time I was actually drunk was probably at a wedding while I was in high school. No biggie.

When I was in college, my cousin and I flew to a wedding, the rest of the family drove and got in the day before. My dad picked us up and the airport. The minute we got in the car, he handed us beers and told us we had a lot of catching up to do. Later that weekend we got kicked out of the hotel bar for excessive rowdinesd. I'm the only person I know who's been kicked out of a bar accompanied by her father and grandmother.

Being Italian is even more fun than it looks.
2012-12-23 03:21:41 PM  
1 vote:

ktybear: FunkOut: Neither one of mine can take more than a drink or two without becoming ill. Miracle of genetics considering their DNA.

That might change by the time they start school.

Hah. No, my parents are like that. With the issue of children, my husband is a Newfie. I expect they will be hitting the rum by grade 5.
2012-12-23 02:22:06 PM  
1 vote:

The Bunyip: I took a trip
A trip with my dad
I packed the lunches
He scored the tabs



at all
2012-12-23 02:18:05 PM  
1 vote:
for me it would be :

-cement saw
-good lawyer
2012-12-23 02:08:44 PM  
1 vote:

Prey4reign: I get the idea the reason subby posted this is he thinks he might get lucky with his mom.

Wait until she pees herself, then you don't have to waste a whole bag of flour.
2012-12-23 01:59:42 PM  
1 vote:
drinking with parents is for people too gay to get stoned on their own time
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