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(Complex)   How to get drunk with your parents   ( divider line
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12089 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Dec 2012 at 1:58 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-24 12:27:29 PM  
1 vote:
*snort/giggle* I'm Irish and German, nether known for being alcohol-wallflowers.

The crew and I have a ladies night once a week. All my daughter wanted for her 18th b-day was to join in the crew, and she got her wish. Two months later and she waits til I'm fairly lit to dare me to get her an introduction to the head dancer at the club (burlesque, go-go). A year later, I get free drinks on my daughter's tab. This is their "pay", and since she's under 21 she can't drink. so I get the profits. A month back she did her first burlesque solo and brought the house down. What can I say? Oh yeah, lol. "I made that." Cheers.
2012-12-23 02:54:16 PM  
1 vote:
Do it the Wisconsin way, start drinking with your parents at age 13. The first time I drank with my dad was when I was 13, and he bought Jack Daniels to drink. He actually kept the bottle,and a souvenir. I also was allowed to drink at bars with my parents when I turned 16, and it is legal in Wisconsin to do that.
2012-12-23 01:59:42 PM  
1 vote:
drinking with parents is for people too gay to get stoned on their own time
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