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(The New York Times)   New cancer drug that instructs defective DNA to self-destruct could cure half of all cancers, decimate populations of West Virginia, Kentucky, and Alabama   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, West Virginia, DNA, cancer types, cure  
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10016 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Dec 2012 at 12:33 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-24 12:04:26 PM  
1 vote:
How about we just call it Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, District of Columbia, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming?
2012-12-23 01:51:47 PM  
1 vote:

Spanky_McFarksalot: Dokushin: Why don't you go ahead and whip up a cure for us? Easy, right? They're just sitting on all those cures they have?

They've had hundreds of billions of dollars, an army of scientists and many decades to try.

I couldn't do any worse.

More to the point, you couldn't do any better. But hey -- that science stuff is easy, right? It's clearly a conspiracy that they aren't finding new stuff faster. You fixed a toaster the other day, so the human body is automatically president.
2012-12-23 01:11:11 PM  
1 vote:

ultraholland: so *that's* what the beginning of Prometheus was all about

Oh sure. ET gave them the p53 gene, and it ate their DNA, so then we could come in the space ship and the captain could fark the ice queen and then Shaw had the baby they made try to eat her but instead they ate it.

And that is the creation story of kalamari, which we celebrate by rolling xenomorphs up into a big ball and eating them like crab ball soup, which let me tell you reminds me of android hydraulic fluid leaking into their data cores, y'see-
2012-12-23 12:56:58 PM  
1 vote:

Diagonal: Cymbal: You forgot Mississippi, Texas, Arizona, Louisiana, Tennessee, Georgia, South Carolina, Arkansas, Alaska, Indiana, and Florida.

Also left off the list: Iowa, New Jersey, Montana, New Jersey, Utah, and New Jersey.

And we're now at 20 of 50 states.  Come on, might as well add 5 more so we have a majority and we can now say that America would just be wiped out.  You're almost there already.
2012-12-23 12:52:33 PM  
1 vote:

Cymbal: You forgot Mississippi, Texas, Arizona, Louisiana, Tennessee, Georgia, South Carolina, Arkansas, Alaska, Indiana, and Florida.

Must be nice to be such a huge douche that you look down on 28% of the rest of your country.

/fair number of mutants in Ohio as well you douche
2012-12-23 12:49:07 PM  
1 vote:
You know who else was into destroying defective DNA?
2012-12-23 12:41:19 PM  
1 vote:
Still no cure for Texas?
2012-12-23 11:13:51 AM  
1 vote:
I laughed.
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