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(CBC)   Busybodies upset young boy fed at restaurant   (cbc.ca) divider line 27
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2012-12-23 04:54:11 PM  
4 votes:
My girlfriend likes to cock-feed from me at restaurants while we're waiting for our meals. A bit of an appetiser if you will. Sometimes some patrons will act annoyed or even call us rude for doing it, but as far as I'm concerned though it's a perfectly natural, and even beautiful act. I for one don't plan to stop because a bunch of busybodies are getting their panties in a bunch.  I absolutely agree that babies, or anyone really; let's not discriminate, should be able to suck on a person's organs to obtain bodily fluids wherever and whenever they want.
2012-12-23 03:12:54 PM  
4 votes:
On the plus side, if someone needed cream for their coffee, she wouldn't have to make a trip back behind the counter.
2012-12-23 04:13:45 PM  
3 votes:

SnarfVader: I don't see the problem, as long as the baby leaves at least a 20% tip.


Circumsized baby already left a 20% tip
2012-12-23 01:24:06 PM  
3 votes:
I don't see the problem, as long as the baby leaves at least a 20% tip.
2012-12-23 10:54:40 AM  
3 votes:
The article did not have a clear picture of the breasts, so I cannot form an opinion.
2012-12-23 10:06:38 AM  
3 votes:
Not only will La Leche call in a mass nurse-in, the place will be lectured for not having bilingual breast pumps.
2012-12-23 05:51:05 PM  
2 votes:
Hey, if she feeds her filthy spawn in the dinning area how do we know this woman isn't in the back sacrificing goats in the name of Lucifer? Rubbing the blood and entrails all over the food and utensils? WE CAN'T KNOW
2012-12-23 04:11:09 PM  
2 votes:

doglover: If I ever open a restaurant, babies and children under the age of .... 30 will be forboden.


The Maitre D'

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How many to be seated?

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Your chef:

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And of course your waitress:

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2012-12-23 01:58:15 PM  
2 votes:
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Just the lacts, ma'am
2012-12-23 12:02:56 PM  
2 votes:

TheSpaceAdmiral: I'm not sure I really understand the potential health risk.  This is happening out front, not in the kitchen (so far as we know),


That's the important part.  If I'm sitting in the dining room, and I see a member of the staff breastfeeding while walking around in front of the customers, I'm going to wonder what else taking place out of my sight.

Breast feed all you want, but please, please have at least some tiny amount of consideration for the people around you.  You are not "performing a miracle of nourishing life," you are secreting body fluids, and while it's perfectly natural, I don't want to see it while I'm eating.

If that offends the restaurant owners, they should probably let potential customers know ahead of time, so that we can make an informed decision.  Maybe something like a sign on the door saying "Our employees secrete bodily fluids while on duty and customers are expected to compliment them on their successful secretions because they are new mothers and that makes them special, so f**k you."

That way, I'll know that your restaurant does not want my money.
2012-12-23 07:34:32 PM  
1 votes:

Melvin Lovecraft: Hannah Gibson and her son Carson. C'mon now, they're obviously from the old country and don't know our customs. I'm sure the food is authentic and awesome.


Actually, the menu looks pretty authentic and ritzy, but kinda pricy for a titty joint.
2012-12-23 05:53:00 PM  
1 votes:

jst3p: lewismarktwo: Hey, if she feeds her filthy spawn in the dinning area how do we know this woman isn't in the back sacrificing goats in the name of Lucifer? Rubbing the blood and entrails all over the food and utensils? WE CAN'T KNOW

I think we should just assume she isn't, I mean it is the only logical thing to do!



Damnitsomuch
2012-12-23 05:52:56 PM  
1 votes:
You guys are slacking:

"I'll have what he's having".
2012-12-23 05:16:54 PM  
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Holy christ that's not sanitary


Really?

"I was clearing a table while breastfeeding," she told CBC News.


Yeah! She might get those dirty dishes... dirty.


Idiot.
2012-12-23 04:38:32 PM  
1 votes:

SnarfVader: I don't see the problem, as long as the baby leaves at least a 20% tip.


That was the circumcision.
2012-12-23 04:20:17 PM  
1 votes:

wambu: The Great Gazoo: Being married to a woman who breast-fed all three of our kids, I've had enough exposure (haha) to it that to me it DOES seem perfectly natural. Like accepting homosexual relationships, this is one issue that will eventually be looked back on with astonishment that anyone ever found it "gross". And just like homosexuality, if you find it disgusting then the problem is with you.

Can you work a gun-control argument into that and  then present it as an automobile analogy?


Give me a fat government grant, then yeah.
2012-12-23 04:11:43 PM  
1 votes:

The Great Gazoo: Being married to a woman who breast-fed all three of our kids, I've had enough exposure (haha) to it that to me it DOES seem perfectly natural. Like accepting homosexual relationships, this is one issue that will eventually be looked back on with astonishment that anyone ever found it "gross". And just like homosexuality, if you find it disgusting then the problem is with you.


Can you work a gun-control argument into that and  then present it as an automobile analogy?
2012-12-23 04:06:53 PM  
1 votes:
Has anyone made a "Cream in your coffee?" joke yet? Cuz that would be like, so hilarious! Man, what a place this fark is!
2012-12-23 04:03:56 PM  
1 votes:
Right or wrong, if I saw that while I was eating, I'd walk the fark out.
2012-12-23 04:01:33 PM  
1 votes:
If they have issues with this, I have a feeling I'm going to hear it when I clear the table...while masterbating.
2012-12-23 03:52:28 PM  
1 votes:
I...............would pay extra to watch that, and if she let me have a sample I would give her my business for life.
2012-12-23 02:15:27 PM  
1 votes:
"I was clearing a table while breastfeeding," she told CBC News.

Self-important AW.

/"Cream in your coffee, sir?"
2012-12-23 01:49:20 PM  
1 votes:

Lukeonia1: Breastfeeding on the job might not be unsanitary


Have you seen me eat? Seen my hygiene? Never, ever expose your kid to my germs by cleaning up my leftovers with your newborn sucking off your tit.
2012-12-23 01:37:48 PM  
1 votes:
That's almost as bad as Burger King using the drooling tards to wipe down tables.
2012-12-23 01:05:49 PM  
1 votes:
FTA:"I was clearing a table while breastfeeding,"

How is it even possible to clear a table while breastfeeding?
So she was holding her kid in one arm and handling dirty dishes at the same time?
What the actual f*ck?
This isn't a "breastfeeding on the job is bad" issue. This is a "mom is farking stupid" issue.
2012-12-23 11:48:00 AM  
1 votes:
Holy christ that's not sanitary.  I'm sorry, but you either need to take a leave of absence or leave the kid with a babysitter while you're working.  Don't farking breastfeed on the job like that.  Blech.
2012-12-23 10:39:01 AM  
1 votes:
Cream, sugar, breastmilk?
 
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